England vs Ball tamperers-1st onedayer.

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England vs Ball tamperers-1st onedayer.

Post by Lincoln » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:16 am

So what tools will the cheats bring to the game today?....

Disgraced Australia play in the first one-dayer today against the country that invented the sport and invented their country....how will it go?...do you think they can resist the temptation to fiddle with the ball?

What's your perdickshun?

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Post by Lincoln » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:19 am

I'll go first ( for obvious reasons)...I say it'll be a resounding win for the poms.

Fcuk you Australia.

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Post by mad hatter » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:49 am

controversial.

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Post by shunter » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:03 am

Who’s in charge of the sandpaper for this one? Starc isn’t playing?
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Post by Lincoln » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:18 am

Where's all the filthy pig-dog posters from Australia?

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Post by shunter » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:29 pm

Can’t say England’s bowling attack is up to much. Wood and Willy are a crap opening pair (as well as a crap carry on gag in the making)
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Post by allender » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:30 pm

:lol: They need to make sure the sand paper is the same colour as their glove.

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Post by Flobster! » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:53 pm

If I could listen to the fucking match on the radio I'd take an interest, but the cunting ABC doesn't have it, the cunting BBC won't let me listen and the only cunting "funny amateur" broadcast is on a paid platform.

My only choice is to stream cunting Channel 9 with its dipshit cunts commentating and wall-to wall cunting ads. Fuck off.
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Post by shunter » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:09 pm

Apparently they’re handing out 4 and 6 signs outside the ground - conveniently made of sandpaper!

4 down now. Aussies are going to need a power-sander it seems.
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Post by Lincoln » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:47 pm

214 !!! How embarrassing.

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Post by Lincoln » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:41 pm

14 to go... credit to the crims they are still battling

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Post by Lincoln » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:26 pm

Hammered... absolutely thrashed, you suck donkey balls Australia.

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