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Bye bye Arse

Post by Meatfree » Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:45 am

Wenger leaving next month.

Let's see what happens after that, and what all the Gooners in the Wenger Out camp will be saying then....

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Post by brodie_bruce » Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:55 am

Diego Simeone in! Never going to happen there but fucking hell, it'd be hilarious......the Arsenal players (well, any who don't run away terrified) would be in for one hell of a shock.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Apr 20, 2018 1:40 pm

They missed the chance with Klopp


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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:09 pm

Only the most churlish of people, The Yids and Meatfree, would now not wish to see the great man sign off with a European trophy.

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:25 pm

The Queen has just appointed Prince Charles as Arsenal's new manager.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:42 pm

Now, now, Duckie

Charles was voted in as the new manager of Arsenal

They run a democracy there

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Post by Meatfree » Fri Apr 20, 2018 3:37 pm

Ha, I couldn't care if they do or don't win Europa Cup.

Before today, I actively wanted them to win so that Wenger would stay.

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Post by Lincoln » Fri Apr 20, 2018 4:17 pm

Meatfree wrote:
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Ha, I couldn't care if they do or don't win Europa Cup.

Before today, I actively wanted them to win so that Wenger would stay.

That does not make any sense whatsoeva you throbbing bell end.

I'll support any English team in Europe...now, as you know I despise Liverpool football club and their supporters yet i will be cheering them on against Roma as loudly as any dirty,filthy scouser.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Apr 20, 2018 4:44 pm

I lived with a Scouse ticket holder who couldn't understand why I was supporting United in 1999


At half time I caught him rooting about in our kitchen bin.

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Post by Meatfree » Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:33 pm

Never understood why you'd support another team in Europe just because they play in the English league. They're not representing England, they've got predominately non English players, and almost all of them have non English managers. I don't expect any non Liverpool fans to want us to win the semi's, why should I?

I did want Arsenal to win, as I said. But that was only so Wenger would stay for longer as that meant they wouldn't be a threat in the top four.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:43 pm

You could only see the point of supporting British teams if they had more Brits?

What a xenophobe

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Post by Meatfree » Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:48 pm

Twat. That's not the point. Tell me why I should then, if you think it's so stupid. There are some teams I dislike, there are others I have no problem with so I'd wish them well when they play. Most fans are the same in this respect, so I don't see why being in a European competition makes it any different.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:54 pm

Nevermind. It would take too long.

I will be supporting Liverpool in the semis. I don't know what the nationality make up of the team is and I know Klopp is ze German

But I feel he has embraced the culture of our football and the spirit of the city. Like Rafa.

And my first kit in the early 80s was a Liverpool kit, which I shat myself in on the way to the shops.

My next kit in 85 was a Man U kit. A few years I like to forget

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Post by Meatfree » Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:23 pm

Bully for you and your inability to justify your bigotry.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:25 pm

I thought scousers were supposed to be funny.

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Post by Meatfree » Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:28 pm

Cliche, but then of course I'm a plastic Scouser. Was your xenophobe jibe supposed to be humour then? Apols for missing that; was probably too busy raiding a skip or stealing a car radio.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:36 pm

I'm a plastic Hammer and I get called a pikey

And that's without knowing my Irish background

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Post by Meatfree » Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:56 pm

? What's the connection between the Hammers and Pikeys? Never heard that before. Bloody pseudo Cockerneys.....

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:10 pm

I assume because East London is assumes to be a shit hole. As if any West Ham fan lives there anymore.

Anyway, who knows what goes on in the heads of The Yids and Chelsea Rentboys.

And the Yids shouldnt be throwing stones at anyone when their ground is in Tottenham.

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Post by shunter » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:35 pm

Meatfree wrote:
Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:33 pm
Never understood why you'd support another team in Europe just because they play in the English league. They're not representing England, they've got predominately non English players, and almost all of them have non English managers. I don't expect any non Liverpool fans to want us to win the semi's, why should I?

I did want Arsenal to win, as I said. But that was only so Wenger would stay for longer as that meant they wouldn't be a threat in the top four.
Agree but if you take that to it’s conclusion there’s no need or indeed and sense in supporting any team.
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Post by shunter » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:37 pm

I’d like to see Arsenal go the same way as a Newcastle or a villa. There’s no reason to imagine they have to have any success under a new manager.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:40 pm

You're not even a football fan, you silly old sod

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Post by Meatfree » Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:37 pm

Who also doesn't make sense. Don't really see what's do difficult to understand about what I said unless you just want to take the piss. You don't have to agree, that's fine, but some sort of comprehension is definitely needed.

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Post by rosstralia » Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:58 am

Its a shame really. I heard Wenger was looking forward to visiting Switzerland for a clash against Young Boys in the EUFA Cup in his final season.
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Post by Argonheart_Po » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:40 am

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:09 pm
Only the most churlish of people, The Yids and Meatfree, would now not wish to see the great man sign off with a European trophy.
And me.

I only support one club. I want all other English clubs to fail. The only reason I might want a partial success is if by their winning a European tie it makes it more likely for City to beat them.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:52 am

You come under "churlish"

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Post by Argonheart_Po » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:57 am

You can support two teams if that’s your thing.

I can’t.
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:00 am

But back to the OP.........................A very well done to Wenger for being a manager of one club in football for over 20 years, congratulions to him, and a happy rest of his life to him.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:00 am

You're a plastic fan Argo, a glory hunter, and you're fooling no one

I bet 'Feed the Goat' means nothing to you.

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:12 am

I don't support any team. Football is far too low class.
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Post by Meatfree » Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:23 am

Wow, that's original.

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:29 am

And you are one of the lowest class of all.
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Post by Meatfree » Sun Apr 22, 2018 4:17 pm

And again. The comic gems keep on coming....

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Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
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You're not even a football fan, you silly old sod
I’ve listened to enough entitled gooners to last a lifetime
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Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
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You're a plastic fan Argo, a glory hunter, and you're fooling no one

I bet 'Feed the Goat' means nothing to you.
I go back much further than that - to Colin Bell, Peter Barnes and Asa Hartford.

How did you end up supporting two teams?
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:45 am

Fair dues, bro

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Post by Argonheart_Po » Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:57 am

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
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Fair dues, bro
My grandfather gave me City as a team. For years I thought it was a kind of curse. Of course, now we’ve won the lottery.
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Post by Lincoln » Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:02 am

Argonheart_Po wrote:
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How did you end up supporting two teams?

Its easy to support 2 teams...its the done thing when your main team i.e home team is in the lower tier of the game.

Growing up as a kid all my mates were Lincoln City fans,we'd go to every home game but each one of us had "another" team, 99% of the time it was a Premier League team (First Division in my day).

Nothing unusual here in the north.

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Post by Meatfree » Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:02 pm

.... Is Rodgers reeeaally in the running for the Arse job..?

Or is it just media bullshittery?

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Post by Lincoln » Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:30 pm

That would be an awful appointment.... i thought they were courting some Dutch dude?

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Post by Meatfree » Mon Apr 23, 2018 9:50 pm

Don't know. There is a fair bit of talk over ole Brendan. TCan't see it myself, but I'm not really sure who is good for it. I really hope there's no move to Howe (I don't think there will be), he'd be an idiot to accept if it was offered.

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