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Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:13 am
by Lost Soul
I think so.

She dominates at age 23, and has a shot at five golds this Olympics, for the first time ever.

She is also easy on the eyes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikaela_Shiffrin

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Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:45 am
by jedgarandclyde
American Joe would no doubt agree with you, but i think it would be Sir Les Patterson?

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:35 am
by Lost Soul
jedgarandclyde wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:45 am
American Joe would no doubt agree with you, but i think it would be Sir Les Patterson?
Was he a female as well?

Focus, Clyde.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:46 am
by The Mallard Missie
The best female I ever saw was this missie - apart from myself conquering the Lauberhorn, that is:



Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:15 am
by Lost Soul
I can't watch the movie on my upper class motel wifi.

But I did catch the name; and yes, Austrians are her competition for history.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:50 am
by jedgarandclyde
Sir Les Patterson you dill Lost.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:12 am
by Lincoln
How big are her tits Jed?

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:15 am
by The Mallard Missie
Not as big as Dame Edna's, missie.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:50 am
by Lincoln
How on earth can we possibly discern wether or not she's the greatest ever female skier if we don't know how big her waps are?

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:38 pm
by Lost Soul
They are pert and lively.

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Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:24 pm
by eric84
She's a slalom skier. She's not going to win 5 gold medals.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:11 pm
by Lincoln
Lost Soul wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:38 pm
They are pert and lively.

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Good work LS....yes, she's hot.

I approve.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:26 am
by Lost Soul
eric84 wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:24 pm
She's a slalom skier. She's not going to win 5 gold medals.
She's a top downhiller now too, since she started skiing them this year. She won at Lake Louise.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:36 pm
by eric84
No she’s not.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:18 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
I've found my new favourite sport, to rival women's field hockey

Women's speed skating.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:21 pm
by Lost Soul
Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:18 pm
I've found my new favourite sport, to rival women's field hockey

Women's speed skating.
Thunder thighs.

eric84 wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:36 pm
No she’s not.
She won her fourth ever downhill.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:23 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
That's cyclists you are thinking of, Muppet.

Speed skates are slender like a whippet.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:48 pm
by Lost Soul
Stick to the cheese rolling, D-Day.

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Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:53 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
Lost Soul wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:48 pm
Stick to the cheese rolling, D-Day.

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I'm not from the west country.

That is a geezer.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:56 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
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Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:00 pm
by Lost Soul
I'm still not certain. He looks as chesty as #3 and #4. And where are his man bags?

Only #4 is for certain a female, thanks to her geebag.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:01 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
You keep looking for his dick, son.

have a good evening.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:03 pm
by Lost Soul
The Canuck looks pretty good for a nutcracker.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:31 pm
by Citizen Baba
She's kind of plain looking, but would be downright hot in Alaska.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:56 am
by jedgarandclyde
Gee, i would like to see Dame Edna in one of those suits!!

Or even Sir Les!!

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:25 pm
by misanthrope
Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:53 pm
Lost Soul wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:48 pm
Stick to the cheese rolling, D-Day.

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I'm not from the west country.

That is a geezer.
Isn't that Eric Heiden?

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:29 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
Yes, yes it is.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:33 pm
by Lost Soul
Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:23 pm
That's cyclists you are thinking of, Muppet.

Speed skates are slender like a whippet.
You should tell us again how slender speed skaters are.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:41 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
Well, Eric may have muscular thighs, but they look very lean.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:51 pm
by sodelicious
Female Long Track speed skaters have huge muscular thighs, short track speed skaters are a bit more lean.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:46 am
by Stephen_Dedalus
Lost Soul wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:48 pm

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look at those tree trunks!

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Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:23 am
by Lost Soul
Mikaela won the gold medal in her first event, the giant slalom. It is not her best event.

One down, four to go.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:42 am
by Lost Soul
In her best event- the slalom, where she has been the best ever on the World Cup circuit, Mikaela came in 4th.

She puked before her first slalom run and couldn't make up the difference in her second run.

Everybody is saddened.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:01 pm
by eric84
The ditchdigger curse is alive and well.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:00 pm
by eric84
So a snowboarder won the super gs. She’s now replaced shiffrin as the most interesting athlete.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:17 pm
by shunter
Chloe Kim? She’s very attractive isn’t she?

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:20 pm
by Stephen_Dedalus
Shunter's got bamboo fever.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:27 pm
by shunter
That’s racist.

She’s 30 years younger than me but that doesn’t make her unattractive does it? It makes me unattractive for sure.

I wonder how inane her conversation is? A teenage snowboarder? It’s got to be painful.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:19 pm
by eric84
Her dad is the real star.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:09 pm
by shunter
Who’s her dad? I don’t follow all this mucking about in snow.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:44 pm
by eric84
Then why are you here?

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:36 pm
by VinnyD
I don't know who the best female skier in history is, but I am willing to bet that Esther Ledecká is the best female skier in history whose main sport is not skiing.

Maybe it helped that the second-hand skis she was using had previously belonged to Shiffrin.

Re: Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:39 pm
by Lost Soul
Mikaela should have entered the super G. She would have won.