4th One Day

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4th One Day

Post by andybox » Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:04 am

Adelaide oval, England off to a cracking start. 6-61. Run rate of 2.8.

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Re: 4th One Day

Post by andybox » Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:27 am

5 wickets in the space of 8 runs. Has to be some kinda record?

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Re: 4th One Day

Post by andybox » Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:29 am

4 ducks, basically a pub team.

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Post by Unwashed_Pom » Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:36 am

They're lying down.

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Re: 4th One Day

Post by Lincoln » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:25 am

You see here's the thing you smelly Shackle Draggers...the series has been won and so we see no point in humiliating you in your own backyard...this is what the average Australian will never understand because you have that same DNA as that thief that stole a bushel of hay from my ancestor....we English are gentlemen and we are good guests.

Essentially what I'm saying is we are letting you win because we feel sorry for you.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:28 am

The Aussie team has lost it's kill instinct, still something to play for.

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Re: 4th One Day

Post by Lincoln » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:01 am

Indeed....Woakes strikes and takes the first crim-scum wicket.

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Re: 4th One Day

Post by Lincoln » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:08 am

Boom! Dan dare strikes and its 2 down....fuck you you smelly crims

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Re: 4th One Day

Post by Lincoln » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:33 am

Boom again ! and the Mongol is gone....Steve Smith you suck donkey dick.

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Re: 4th One Day

Post by andybox » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:51 pm

No more boom for you Lincoln. A humiliating defeat, 4 ducks and possibly the worst performance from the poms I’ve seen (since the last one obvballs).

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Post by jedgarandclyde » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:18 pm

Who said the English were the most disliked people on the planet?

I think they are OK for letting us win on Australia Day.

Good on you POMMS!!!
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Re: 4th One Day

Post by Lincoln » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:20 pm

You're welcome.

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Re: 4th One Day

Post by jedgarandclyde » Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:55 pm

Sorry Lincoln, in your case it should have bee Arsetralia Day.

Once again, sorry.
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