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Fuck You Australia

Post by Lincoln » Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:14 am

As we all know the One Day format is the purest form of Cricket... and England are surely teaching you filthy Crims a lesson in how to play it.

Already 2-0 up and it looks like we'll win this one.

Sucks to be you Arsetralia!

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Post by Lincoln » Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:53 am

Hahahahaa! Yeah right up yer!...we stuck it right up you today you shitty Shackle Draggers!

We rooole.

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Post by harry_flashman » Sun Jan 21, 2018 1:33 pm

Good to see normal service has been resumed on the sporting field and Australia are back to where they belong

And what is this I hear about Smith ball tempering. Cheating crim cunt.
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Post by shunter » Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:12 pm

Well well. The stew has been down for so long that England have become the best team in the world and Australia have turned into an amateur rabble - little better than a pub team.
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Post by andybox » Mon Jan 22, 2018 6:41 am

Well well well, England aren’t completely shit at everything after all. Still, we won the Ashes and your test team are fucking woeful. Sucks to be English right now.

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Post by shunter » Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:22 am

0-3 at home?
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Post by mad hatter » Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:42 am

England are a bit of a pub team
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Post by andybox » Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:49 am

shunter wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:22 am
0-3 at home?
Nope, 4 from 8 with a draw thrown in.

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Post by Argonheart_Po » Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:19 am

It doesn’t matter.

Australia won The Ashes.
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Post by harry_flashman » Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:38 pm

Argonheart_Po wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:19 am
It doesn’t matter.

Australia won The Ashes.
They are also world champions at rugby league however to assuage any doubt about a potential upset the hosts awarded themselves an Australian referee.

And let’s not forget compromise rules football. Australia are easily amongst the best two nations in the world so stick that in your weed pipe and smoke it lincunt.
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Post by Lincoln » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:10 pm

harry_flashman wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:38 pm

And let’s not forget compromise rules football. Australia are easily amongst the best two nations in the world so stick that in your weed pipe and smoke it lincunt.

You fucking Aussie suck up :roll: ...fuck them, we won.

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Post by harry_flashman » Mon Jan 22, 2018 3:56 pm

It’s called irony lincunt. Are by chance an American?
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Post by shunter » Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:24 pm

Test cricket is dead. The home team invariably wins. In the days when there were warm up games which was only like 5 or 6 years ago away teams would have a chance to aclimitise. Now the emphasis is more on t20 and odi there’s no time for proper warm up games and the results are therefore predictable. If you’re a cricketer you’re looking at cashing in on your one day record. And t20 skills have revitalised the idiocy format. Hopefully test cricket can make a return when there’s something at stake - a test World Cup is needed now.
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:05 pm

Meanwhile us non-whingers enjoy the game of cricket in all forms, including the 20/20 'big bash', here is the latest on the game shown on free to air last night.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-23/a ... ch/9351566
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Post by Lincoln » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:15 pm

The Big bash is awesome , we get it over here in the Motherland and i try to follow every game.

Perth Scorchers are my team....who do you support Jed?

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Post by shunter » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:22 pm

jedgarandclyde wrote:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:05 pm
Meanwhile us non-whingers enjoy the game of cricket in all forms, including the 20/20 'big bash', here is the latest on the game shown on free to air last night.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-23/a ... ch/9351566
Steve smith was having a good old moan, wasn’t he? He’s as bad as ponting!
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:25 pm

As i come from Sydney Lincoln do have a soft spot for the Thunder.

And speaking about Steve Smith, i am some what puzzled by his selection in the Australian teams for the shorter versions of the game, it for me does not suit his game i would have thought. For example he was in his 40's the other night before he struck his first 4, he is no doubt our best bat, but his main strength are his great powers of long term concentration, and i do think this is trumped by the needs of the game. And i do think he has been kinda found out by the conditions of the game.

For my money i would drop Smith, and find a spot in the lower order for Glen Maxwell, i that way i would think you might improve the batting and get an extra bowler.

And i agree it is hard to win on the road, and stats on the game do go back for yonks do back this up, but to say that test cricket is dead because of this fact is to my mind rather silly, did not they get crowds getting towards 90,000 in Melbourne, and did not the BBC sports on-line always lead with Ashes live updates?
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Post by Red_V » Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:16 am

I remember when we had so much depth in the ODI form of the game we fielded Australia and Australia 'A' alongside two visiting teams in quadrangular series' and they competed.Players such as Hayden,Ponting,Martyn and Merv Hughes came through the system.I'm not sure what happened but things aren't so rosy at the moment.

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Post by Red_V » Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:34 am

England on the other hand have been playing well.They bat right down the order and their slow bowlers have been putting the brakes on the run-rate while picking up wickets.They must be early favourites for next year's World Cup.

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Post by jedgarandclyde » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:27 am

That is why i see a player of Maxwell's mind set needs to be given a run, a player that can think outside the square, and play a sort of a Bevan like role in the lower order and get Australia home.

We sure needed a played like him the other night, when it became very obvious late in the game that slogging would not get us home.
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Post by andybox » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:42 am

England are superb at the 50-50 game. 20-20 game they will be competative. Test, wall fuck me.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:53 am

When was the last time Australia won The Ashes in England again?

Test cricket is dying a slow painful, monotonous death.

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Post by rosstralia » Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:50 pm

OP licks donkeys arse.
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:57 pm

It has always been hard to win on the road, India is a good example of this, how many series have they lost at home?

But to equate this with the death of test cricket is to my mind rather a silly thing to say, right now there is great interest down here [Seen as a true test of our test side] in our tour of South Africa, and i guess it is the same in England when the Pomms cross the ditch to play that 'Pub Team' in a couple of tests.

Who said in reading his own obituary said that news of his own death had 'Been Greatly Exaggerated'?

I do think the death of test cricket may be in the same boat here.
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Post by Red_V » Thu Jan 25, 2018 4:45 am

Finch has been ruled out of tomorrow's game with a hamstring injury brought on by too much running between the wickets no doubt.
Any chances of Australia salvaging some pride have taken a nosedive.

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Post by Lincoln » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:11 am

So it appears England are better at Cricket then doesn't it.

Sucks to be you Arsetralia.

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Post by jedgarandclyde » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:44 pm

Lincoln i can only give you 1 out of 100 for your wind up, it is far, far to obvious, if you want Aussies to bite you must try harder'.

But due must be given to the pommies the other might, there brains did certainly trump our brawn, well played to their bowlers in our failed run chase.

Any way happy Australia Day to all...................................WOO HOO!!
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Post by Moethebartender » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:49 pm

This thread had a lot of promise based on the OP title, but it pretty much lived down to expectations once I saw who posted it.
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Re: Fuck You Australia

Post by Red_V » Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:55 am

The poms are 5/8 in the 7th.

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Post by jedgarandclyde » Fri Jan 26, 2018 4:59 am

Jeez, you are a happy soul arn't you Moe?

There must be some Pommie blood in you somewhere!!

Meanwhile Ali and that proud pomm Morgan are leading the fightback in Adelaide.
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Post by Lincoln » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:06 am

jedgarandclyde wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 4:59 am
Jeez, you are a happy soul arn't you Moe?

He's a miserable twat Jed...he's sees my name and sees red.

Anyway on to positive stuff....that Adelaide oval is a beautiful stadium....gotta to hand it to the aussies they have the best Cricket stadiums by far.

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