Man City Are Crap

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Man City Are Crap

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Dec 31, 2017 1:49 pm

Can't even beat low class Crystal Palace.

What a pile of steaming hot elephant dung.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Dec 31, 2017 1:59 pm

If only Pewter could make a PK they would be worthy of the high class praise from the other 18 teams. But no.

Give me League 2.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:04 pm

And City have two injured.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:18 pm

Chelsea is now breathing down their neck.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Dec 31, 2017 3:05 pm

My team!
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Post by grecian » Sun Dec 31, 2017 7:48 pm

Did David Mellor lose a bet to you so you now have his Chelski shirt that he did bad things with Antonia De Sancha?

I think we should be told..

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:48 pm

Lost Soul wrote:Give me League 2.


Its called tee Championship.

And is on par with the French league in terms of money and attendance

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Post by Lost Soul » Mon Jan 01, 2018 2:41 am

I bet they can make a PK in League 2.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:10 am

Arsenal was robbed, that referee is a low class cunt.
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Post by Argonheart_Po » Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:53 am

Blue moon.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:15 am

Did you not see the referee saying sorry to Arsene Whinger, Argonfart Pouffe?
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Post by Argonheart_Po » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:19 am

Arsenal are a feeder team for City. Why would I care about them?
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:01 am

Because you are low class?
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Post by Argonheart_Po » Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:19 am

The Mallard Missie wrote:Because you are low class?


Not any more.

Now we’re nouveau riche.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:53 am

But do you still have a Mancunian accent, chuck?
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Post by grecian » Wed Jan 03, 2018 7:38 pm

"Oooooh Keee - vin De Bruuuu - yne"!

Took out 2 PalARSE lads, Jason Puncheon and Scott Dann when THEY Tackled him!

He's well 'ard is Kev'!

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