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Stew Sports awards 2017

Post by Lincoln » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:48 pm

Its awards season again and its time cast your vote....only 3 catagories this year...and they are....

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Re: Stew Sports awards 2017

Post by Lincoln » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:49 pm

1) Most knowledable poster.

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Post by Lincoln » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:50 pm

2) Biggest Turd on the Sports Branch.

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Post by Lincoln » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:51 pm

3) Favourite sports poster (i think we all know who'll win this but lets vote anyway)

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Post by Lincoln » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:55 pm

1)Most knowledable is a toughie,it aint me,overall i'd say QPR Paul. 2) Biggest Turd...easy one this...its Moe,he posts rarely and never about a decent sport but a turd is a turd so,its Moe. 3) Favourite poster has to be Jed, there's something about being called a Goose that just sets my day up right...i became a Brainless Goose during this ashes series so i'm doubley honoured this year.

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Re: Stew Sports awards 2017

Post by Agent009 » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:58 pm

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Post by Annotated » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:06 pm

I think we obviously need multiple categories here for each award: those who post about feminine sports, and those who post about American sports.

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:49 am

Grecian
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(or vice-versa, but Harriet is definitely cunt in the middle).
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Re: Stew Sports awards 2017

Post by Lost Soul » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:25 pm

1) Impossible to answer in this fissiparous world.
2) Clyde is fairly turdlike.
3) I like lots, notably the Clapham Commoner, the Imp, the Anno and the Formula.
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:13 pm

Dear oh dear Lost, you sure are one classy guy aren't you?

You believe that Anno and Grecian are good posters and i tell lies, but at the same time you thing that Trump is doing a great job, and think there is no such thing as climate change........................Kinda figures doesn't it?
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Post by sodelicious » Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:03 pm

You don't tell lies, but you definitely don't know a lot.
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:31 am

Yeah, and i do not get on here just to abuse other posters like you do either.
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Post by Lincoln » Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:37 am

How should give it a try you filthy crim...it does me wonders to come on here and slag off lesser mortals like your good self.

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:56 am

sodelicious wrote:You don't tell lies, but you definitely don't know a lot.


He knows a great deal more about racing (Australian/Winx etc) than you do, fatty Canadian missie Brent.
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:48 am

Yeah Lincoln, i just get on here to abuse and insult people and tell lies, and never ever try to talk about sport.

If you think that i do, please do continue to think that way, and thanks for all your good wishes.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:37 am

You are this forum's Australian equine expert, and with Winx currently the greatest horse in the world, your input is of especial interest to me.
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Post by Lincoln » Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:45 am

jedgarandclyde wrote:Yeah Lincoln, i just get on here to abuse and insult people and tell lies, and never ever try to talk about sport.

If you think that i do, please do continue to think that way, and thanks for all your good wishes.


Not at all Jed,you are genuinely one of the highlights on here,you rant and rave and that's part of the appeal....you and the Duck make me laugh out loud.

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Re: Stew Sports awards 2017

Post by Nines » Fri Dec 22, 2017 4:56 am

Winning your end of the year holiday Stew Sports Award is like getting your cheeks pinched by old Aunt Bethany smelling of peppermint and cat piss.

No thanks.

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Post by Lost Soul » Fri Dec 22, 2017 5:14 am

Nines wins with a late entry.
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Post by Lincoln » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:31 pm

Nines wrote:Winning your end of the year holiday Stew Sports Award is like getting your cheeks pinched by old Aunt Bethany smelling of peppermint and cat piss.

No thanks.


^ this poster kills animals for fun and plays golf :roll: ...in short,he's a wanker ^

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Fri Dec 22, 2017 3:37 pm

Nines wrote:Winning your end of the year holiday Stew Sports Award is like getting your cheeks pinched by old Aunt Bethany smelling of peppermint and cat piss.

No thanks.


Just as well seeing as you weren't nominated and ended up with nul points.
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Post by grecian » Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:01 pm

sodelicious wrote:You don't tell lies, but you definitely don't know a lot.


Funniest thing i've read in ages!

CUNT!

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:59 am

Ignore the fat Canadian that is so-undelicious missie Brent.

And a Merry Xmas to missie Grecian, this forum's most knowledgeable poster, and stuff them bookie chappies on Boxing Day.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:31 am

The Mallard Missie wrote: And a Merry Xmas to missie Grecian, this forum's most knowledgeable poster

We Colonials are still waiting for him to type profundities about football, baseball, basketball and hockey. Go Bills!
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:58 am

Are you implying that the word "CUNT" isn't a profundity?
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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:58 pm

I stand corrected.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:25 pm

Apologies, I should have spelt it "KUNT".
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Post by grecian » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:04 pm

Hurrah!

Apparently, it's 'CRUNT' these days to get past a few sweary Mary Filters!

And a Very Merrily Good Christmas to you, Missie Duck! I hope you are well...

To encompass both your Favourite Band and racing on Boxing Day, I give you the following! (Some mad fucker made it by the looks of it!)




Nice 'GO BILLS!' Lost un!

Still gotta beat the Pats and da Fins away!

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Post by Geoffers » Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:27 am

Merry Christmas to all WOSsers, if you're ever in Perth, look me up.

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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:47 am

I thought you were a Kiwi.

I don't know what gave me that idea, maybe your avatar?
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Post by Lincoln » Sun Dec 24, 2017 1:03 pm

Lost Soul wrote:I thought you were a Kiwi.

I don't know what gave me that idea, maybe your avatar?


Geoffers is British LS....so are you,go back far enough and you're all English.

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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Dec 24, 2017 1:54 pm

Yeah, and the English are just German boat people, who all came from Sweden after they left Turkey.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:26 pm

Sweden? So we did wun Eurovision in 1974 after all. Fuck Olivia Newton John.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Dec 24, 2017 7:45 pm

Sorry, bad English. The English didn't come from Sweden, the Germans did. Pity about the Celts in Germany though.
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Post by Geoffers » Mon Dec 25, 2017 2:29 am

LS, I'm an economic and climate refugee. I don't like the cold weather or low pay in the country I grew up in. Still, a Kiwi at heart.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Dec 25, 2017 2:32 am

Awards?

None of yes

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Post by Lost Soul » Mon Dec 25, 2017 3:07 am

Geoffers wrote:LS, I'm an economic and climate refugee. I don't like the cold weather or low pay in the country I grew up in. Still, a Kiwi at heart.

Great minds think alike.

If this dump ever goes tits up, you'll find me in Australia as well.
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Post by Nines » Mon Dec 25, 2017 5:14 am

Fuck Olivia Newton John.

Have you never been mellow?

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:27 am

Nines wrote:
Fuck Olivia Newton John.

Have you never been mellow?


Ding Dong Verily On High.

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 30, 2017 8:59 pm

So...i think we can all agree that i've won this award season and i'm great right?

Well done Lincoln,we love you.

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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:31 pm

Lincoln wrote:So...i think we can all agree that i've won this award season and i'm great right?

Yesterday:

Lincoln wrote:2017 belongs to you LS

How soon they forget. :roll:
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Post by grecian » Sun Dec 31, 2017 7:43 pm

Jed just has to be the biggest Fuck Wart?

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Post by jedgarandclyde » Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:00 pm

Thank you for all your good wishes in this festive season Grecian!!!

And a very happy New Year to you also.

What a classy guy he is.......................
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Post by grecian » Wed Jan 03, 2018 7:13 pm

Cheers me ole Cobber!

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