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More Pom biffo

Post by Flobster! » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:04 am

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Post by shunter » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:09 am

Let’s face it, England are basically a pub team.

Ben Ducket dropped from the tour? I didn’t even know he was on it.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:28 pm

Storm in a tea-cup....utter irrellevant bollox.

Its the press inventing shite to sell chip wrapping.

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Post by jedgarandclyde » Sat Dec 09, 2017 6:41 pm

So, more 'Fake News' then, it sorta never happened then?

Another pomm in complete denial.

How pathetic.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:05 pm

Wind yer neck in you daft old coot....how is this a story? why does the crim press make suck a bit deal about this kind of trivial bullshit?

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Post by Red_V » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:16 pm

The poms need to spend less time in the pub and more time working on their skills in the nets.

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Post by jedgarandclyde » Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:09 pm

Lincoln, the news story about the incident i posted on another thread was the 1st story from the BBC sports page!!

Do you ever tire of getting on here and making a complete fool of yourself i wonder?
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:32 pm

yEah but arent the BBC just recycling a story they got fed from the Aussie press?.... i suspect so.

One can seldom trust the press or the descendant of a horse thief.

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Post by Red_V » Sat Dec 09, 2017 9:54 pm

What are the odds on Bayliss being sacked for overseeing this rabble?

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:00 pm

Here we go....same as the fcuking press over here V,they are manufacturing a story.

Will it be Root thats sacked or the coach? personally i go with sacking the aussie.

Hang on, a light switch has just come on in my head.....this is an inside job isn't it?

That cunt-crim-coach of England is an Australlian,he seems laid back about our loses and discipline.

I've changed my mind.... i want to blame the aussies for our performance.

We've been duped.

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Post by Flobster! » Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:20 pm

Pinched from (Pom) twitter:

There once was a man called Ben Duckett
Who after a few drinks thought “fuck it”,
He went to the bar, but went much too far
And now his career’s kicked the bucket.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:36 pm

Flobster! wrote:Pinched from (Pom) twitter:

There once was a man called Ben Duckett
Who after a few drinks thought “fuck it”,
He went to the bar, but went much too far
And now his career’s kicked the bucket.


Two things here flobster...firstly your post proves poetry is utter gash...secondly it says just how enslaved you aussies are to the media.

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Post by Flobster! » Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:38 pm

Pom twitter opinion seems evenly divided betwen "Oh, ffs!" and "What? I pour a beer over a mate most weeks".
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:43 pm

Flobster! wrote:Pom twitter opinion seems evenly divided betwen "Oh, ffs!" and "What? I pour a beer over a mate most weeks".


True dat!

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Post by Flobster! » Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:10 am

I've had to revise my song:

Well
Stokesie went the biff again in Bristol
He's gone back home to practice in EnZed
Will Bairstow stop his butting?
Will whinging mouths be shutting?
And Duckett's pouring beers on teamates' heads

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Post by shunter » Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:18 am

Red_V wrote:What are the odds on Bayliss being sacked for overseeing this rabble?


He’ll go after this tour I reckon - partly because he must be sick of dealing with these stupid players and partly because he hadn’t done anything to advance the team. Anything the team have achieved seems to be down to farbrace - but he’s too matey with them to do the top job. I suspect they’ll go for a disciplinarian and I wouldnt fall off my chair if Andy Flower was reappointed.
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Post by Flobster! » Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:24 am

Perhaps Poms aren't familiar with the original, and it's yonks since I heard it. I'd forgotten that it was originally made for Packer cricket.


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Post by shunter » Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:37 am

That’s Classical Music in ozland. Like fucking Essex on a hot day.
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Post by Flobster! » Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:46 am

Well
Shunter's being cross again 'bout Aussies
Lincoln don't like cricket any more
The Duck is watching Abba
'Cos we beat you at the Gabba
And Grecian finds the Ashes such a bore

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Post by rosstralia » Sun Dec 10, 2017 1:57 am

I think Australians should be less judgemental. If the English want to great people with and headbutt and pour beer over their drinking companions then we should try to be more accepting of their culture. If it was James Anderson who had the beer poured over him, then I say well done Duckett.
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Sun Dec 10, 2017 3:53 am

Yeah, a couple of pomms act like dickheads in a bar, and it seems to some to show that the Aussies have no manners!!

Pathetic.
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Post by Meatfree » Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:37 pm

Fucking hell, as Internet Sledging goes, this is as about as dull as it gets.

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Post by Lincoln » Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:40 pm

They have no game Meatfree...Jed,Andy,Ross,Flobby,V are in essence a bunch of crim wankers.

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Post by rosstralia » Mon Dec 11, 2017 12:57 pm

........ it was James Anderson. Well done Duckett.
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Post by rosstralia » Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:01 pm

Duckett, who has played four Tests and was convicted of drink-driving in 2015, will stay in Perth to run drinks for England A until their Australian trip ends on Sunday.


Hang on a minute. Do you really want this bloke in charge of drinks?
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