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Low Class Crystal Palace To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Sep 16, 2017 2:47 pm

What cunt would support this bunch of low class l00sers?
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 16, 2017 4:48 pm

Not gonna happen Duck, no matter how much you dislike Wellpisser it won't send Palace down.

Old Woy will sort them out and they'l finish just below mid-table.

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Post by Meatfree » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:35 pm

You seem to be posting a lot about football these days, duck face, even though you purport to hate it.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:53 pm

Dont you diss the Duck....

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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:43 pm

I can't believe they're worse than Watford.

Their Amerigun ownership will carry them across in 16th place.
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Sun Sep 17, 2017 3:59 am

Er,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 'Worse than Watford'?
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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:12 am

Yes, Watford.

They were in all the papers today, or yesterday in your case.

They were quite the show. As in: I hope none of the major league soccer teams are as awful as Watford.
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:03 pm

Watford have won 2 and drawn 2 in the Premier League, and are in the 1st half of the competiion, it seems you are talking rubbish again Lost...............................
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Post by Lost Soul » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:21 pm

jedgarandclyde wrote:Watford have won 2 and drawn 2 in the Premier League, and are in the 1st half of the competiion, it seems you are talking rubbish again Lost...............................

No, I watched them play against Shitty.

Or more accurately, I watched them watch Shitty play, in Watford, to the tune of a 6-0 blowout. It wasn't that close either.
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:37 am

Watford won again away, this time at St Mary's, and now sit in equel 3rd spot in the league, why do you post such know nothing rubbish Lost?
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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Sep 24, 2017 1:17 am

Pewter Palace only lost 5-0 to Shitty. Ergo, they are better than Watford.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Sep 24, 2017 6:06 am

How many points do Crystal Palace now have?

I believe it is the same as the amount of unplagiarized books written by Josephine Cumquat.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:40 am

Down they go.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:42 am

It's looking pretty inevitable.

But the season is young, Pewter Palace has had a tough early schedule, and therefore has a bunch of matches coming up against their talent-level teams.

So hope is still alive, at least for the CP fans.

I still say they Remain.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:48 am

Let's hope it's Crexit or should that be Prexit?
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:50 am

Eight consecutive games without a win or goal = a record that even Mandalay and Amarapura Albion would be proud of.
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:29 pm

They have two chances of remaining, Buckley's and Nunn.
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Post by Wellpisser » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:37 pm

Next up Chavski

But at no time did we really think that we would beat Chavski, Shitty, Manure and the Dippers anyway

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Post by Agent009 » Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:22 pm

-17 GD 7 games deeep is most verily kantastic......
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Post by Wellpisser » Tue Oct 03, 2017 8:03 pm

Agent009 wrote:-17 GD 7 games deeep is most verily kantastic......


We may well go 10 games without a point or even a goal

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Post by Lost Soul » Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:04 am

Despite the pathetic display, they are only two wins out of Remain.
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Post by Lost Soul » Fri Oct 13, 2017 3:45 pm

Here are three reasons to believe they are "not beyond saving".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/10/13/paul-haywards-weekend-lowdown-crystal-palace-not-beyond-saving/

By Paul Hayward, Chief Sports Writer
13 October 2017 • 3:45pm

By the time Chelsea have vacated Selhurst Park, Crystal Palace could be oh-and-eight for the season, or woe-and-eight. Only Manchester United in 1931 would have posted a longer losing streak in the top division. But that ancient record of 12 defeats in a row is unlikely to fall to Roy Hodgson’s team.

Palace’s quest for a goal and a point has acquired a grim fascination far beyond South London. Hodgson must feel he is stuck in another version of the England-Iceland game in Nice: a calamity that acquires its own mortifying force. Yet all is not lost. There are three reasons for hope: the impending return of Wilfried Zaha, Hodgson’s history of improving defensive structures at this level, and the end of the brutal run of fixtures dumped on Hodgson by the timing of Frank de Boer’s sacking.

Palace have been trounced 5-0 by Manchester City and traduced 4-0 by Manchester United. Chelsea will aim to match those thrashings. Then things turn easier. Palace face Newcastle away, West Ham (home), and Spurs (away) before home fixtures against Everton and Stoke and a trip to Brighton for the ‘A23 derby’. By the end of November, they should have points on the board. Even now, with both hands empty, they are only five points shy of the non-relegation places.

The number crunchers already have them in the Championship for 2018-19. A firm of analysts called Gracenote give Palace a 72% chance of going down, and they are 1-2 with bookmakers to sink in May. An ominous detail is that the current losing run is largely a continuation of last season’s form. Palace have won only one of their last 12 league games - a 4-0 victory over Hull.

Against that backdrop, survival is a slim hope, until you factor in how much harder they will be to score against if they stop attackers running behind their full-backs, and restore Zaha’s runs through opposition defences. Zaha has not played since the 3-0 defeat by Huddersfield on Aug 12 but was back in training this week with a ball at his feet.

The human factor should not be underestimated. If Zaha sees saving his boyhood club as a personal mission, the spark could ignite the team and alleviate the fatalism of supporters. Too reductionist? Not if Hodgson can also revive Christian Benteke, who has three yellow cards but no goals in six appearances - and cure Palace’s vulnerability in wide defensive areas, where Joel Ward, Timothy Fosu-Mensah and Patrick van Aanholt are too easily circumvented.

Palace have been marmalised by Manchester’s big two but have lost three of their seven games 1-0, so their defence is not beyond saving. And Alvaro Morata’s absence at Selhurst Park removes Chelsea’s main goalscoring threat.

With eight straight defeats, Palace would match the Liverpool side of 1900. They already share a top-flight shelf (seven losses) with Bolton (1903) and Portsmouth (2010). There is no reason, of course, to wait until after the Chelsea game to begin the fightback. With Zaha returning, and Morata and N’Golo Kanté injured, 65 days into the season would be a good place to start.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Oct 14, 2017 6:00 am

Crystal Palace 0 Chelsea 12
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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:04 pm

I just want a better match than this Manure/Liverpool snoozefest.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Oct 14, 2017 2:23 pm

Crystal Palace have scored a goal ... but so have Chelsea.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Oct 14, 2017 4:01 pm

Now that was a decent second half- 50 minutes of tension marred by some amateur play by palace. One dude missed from 10 feet? Another gave the ball to Chelsea five feet from the goal? And still they pulled it out.
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Post by brodie_bruce » Sat Oct 14, 2017 5:00 pm

Today's result is the gift that just keeps on giving - Chelsea lost and Palace's two top goalscorers are OG and Zaha.

City are looking very ominous though.
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Post by Agent009 » Sat Oct 14, 2017 5:47 pm

Watched the last 20 minutes... Fun to watch... Palace should fo had at least 2 more just in that bit of time.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 14, 2017 6:40 pm

brodie_bruce wrote:Today's result is the gift that just keeps on giving - Chelsea lost and Palace's two top goalscorers are OG and Zaha.

City are looking very ominous though.



Good to have you back posting on here brodie....that was a very average game today betwixt Livershite and Man Utd

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Post by brodie_bruce » Sat Oct 14, 2017 6:50 pm

It’s nice to be back too - had a few health bumps (thyroid so things were/still are a bit up and down) so wasn’t around here much for a while.

Liverpool v United wasn’t great was it? Especially when City went out and spanked Stoke.......if City keep going like that and that’s likely now they’re looking and playing like a proper Pep Guardiolo team then everyone else is fucked.


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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Oct 15, 2017 2:43 am

It's a decently written article on the matter of the worst team beating the defending champions.

Something remarkable happened here. At 3.11pm, albeit courtesy of a Chelsea player, Crystal Palace finally scored a league goal. And more significantly in the context of this club’s season as a whole, at just before 5pm when Andre Marriner’s whistle shrilled and the division’s whipping boys, previously pointless and goalless, had hoisted themselves not off the foot, but at least off the mark. “It is the start of the fightback,” offered Wilfried Zaha in the tunnel. The din still reverberating around the stands betrayed new-found belief.

This was a script that no one, least of all Chelsea’s champions, had envisaged being played out in this previously angst-ridden corner of south-east London. Yet for all the visitors’ huff and puff after the interval as they desperately pursued parity, it was a contest Roy Hodgson’s team deserved to claim for their industry alone. Zaha, on his first appearance since the opening day, secured only Palace’s second home league win against these opponents in 27 years with a goal clipped across Thibaut Courtois on the stroke of half-time
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It had been 731 minutes, a drought stretching back to the final game of last season, since staff and supporters of the club last celebrated a league goal. All those dreadful records had been accumulating ever since as three managers tried and failed to find a way through, though by the end here, that was all forgotten.

Hodgson’s tactics, with Townsend and Zaha a skilful and rapid partnership and midfielders plugging gaps all over the pitch, had proved to be a masterstroke, the plan hatched over the two-week international break. They might have added further rewards before the end, with Patrick van Aanholt squirting a hurried shot wide of a gaping goal after Courtois could only palm out Townsend’s attempt, but it mattered not. They are off the mark and at the final whistle, life at the bottom of the league can never have been sweeter.

“You forget how stressful those last minutes of a football match are, so it’s quite nice to be sitting here relaxed knowing Chelsea can’t score now,” added Hodgson. “I’m off to Southampton to watch [next Saturday’s opponents] Newcastle tomorrow, so my wife, who is accompanying me, can’t say I don’t give her a day out …”

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/oct/14/crystal-palace-chelsea-premier-league-match-report
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Oct 15, 2017 6:05 am

Deep down I have always supported Palace. Chelsea are shite.
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Post by Lincoln » Sun Oct 15, 2017 8:07 am

Yes I thought you were a Palace fan...you see,you and WellPisser have lots in common....time to fried think :D

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:17 am

Lincoln wrote:Yes I thought you were a Palace fan...you see,you and WellPisser have lots in common....time to fried think :D


"fried think"?? Deep fried onion rings?
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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:46 pm

The Mallard Missie wrote:Deep down I have always supported Palace. Chelsea are shite.

You have good coping skills, ducky.
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Post by Wellpisser » Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:59 am

Only palace can combine this much heart ache with this much promise.

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Post by Argonheart_Po » Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:23 am

Wellpisser wrote:Only palace can combine this much heart ache with this much promise.

Only Palace.


It's true.

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Post by jedgarandclyde » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:35 am

When are you two getting married?
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Post by Wellpisser » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:19 pm

The Mallard Missie wrote:Bandra-kala can't marry outside her race, unlike Winx.


Why don't you fuck off you dull boring tosser. The only thing duller than your posting here is your piss poor "travel guide".

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Oct 21, 2017 1:23 pm

Of course, I also support Chelsea.
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Lets go.................... Newcastle!
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:37 pm

Man City have already won the league. United are crap.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:08 pm

HALF-TIME

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Post by Wellpisser » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:27 pm

Wilified Zaha in the 97th minute.

We were robbed ion that game, we should have won 4-2

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:45 pm

Quacked again.

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Post by Lost Soul » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:09 pm

Don't look now, but if they win tomorrow against West Brom they are out of the relegation zone.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:29 pm

How depressing.
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Nowt depressing about a.....

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