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Re: Low Class Crystal Palace To Be Relegated

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:34 pm

Don't look now but Palace are crapping all over the second hottest team in the EPL, in Lester. It's 2-0 at the half.

BTW, CP just ended their 900 minute streak of not scoring a goal away.

With the W they will move up four spots, to 14th. Crexit has been delayed.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:45 pm

I love Crystal Palace. Sometimes I feel like it is my second home.
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:41 am

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Re: Low Class Crystal Palace To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:54 am

Crystal Palace are as classy as Black Caviar.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:45 am

Down they go.
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Post by Lost Soul » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:32 am

Up 2-0 to Manure?

The poor fans were happy for about five minutes. Oh well.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:36 pm

The mallard, as some are aware, is quite mad.

When Palace were on their cup run in 2016 she claimed to be their biggest fan.

Before brexit, it was all 'out out out' posts. Now she claims to have voted remain.

Clearly quackers.

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Re: Low Class Crystal Palace To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:38 pm

The Mallard Missie wrote:
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Of course, I also support Chelsea.
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Re: Low Class Crystal Palace To Be Relegated

Post by The Mallard Missie » Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:33 pm

Football is far too low class and boring for me to support any team.

If pushed, I would plump for Basingstoke Town F.C.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:58 am

Bumpity bump, down they go.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Mar 31, 2018 1:50 pm

Down they go.

I've always been a big fan of Liverpool.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Mar 31, 2018 3:11 pm

I was thinking of this thread when they managed to turn a 1-0 victory into a 2-1 defeat today.
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Post by Wellpisser » Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:34 am

Nearly safe. Leicester, Stole and WBA. 4 points from that will do I reckon.

Saints have got Bournemouth, Everton, Swans, Citeh

Swans have got Chavski, Bournemouth, Saints, Stoke so could be safe

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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Apr 28, 2018 4:25 pm

After this morning's festivities, and the 5-0 smackdown of Lester, Pewter Palace is now at the top of the bottom half of the EPL, and safe.

I think I got this call correct, long ago, when they were 0-5. But I am a modest poster, so I won't brag. :roll:
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:53 am

There is always next season - down, down, down.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Apr 29, 2018 2:36 pm

I have now seen the error of my ways, and Crystal Palace are most verily the best team for the real football supporter.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Apr 29, 2018 2:38 pm

Occidental Ham, OTOH, may be not long for this league.

They are losing badly, at home, to Shitty.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Apr 29, 2018 2:52 pm

1-4.
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Re: Low Class Crystal Palace To Be Relegated

Post by Wellpisser » Wed May 02, 2018 3:40 am

Wellpisser wrote:
Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:34 am
Nearly safe. Leicester, Stole and WBA. 4 points from that will do I reckon.

Saints have got Bournemouth, Everton, Swans, Citeh

Swans have got Chavski, Bournemouth, Saints, Stoke so could be safe
I have a ticket for the game v Albion but we should be safe by the end of Saturday.

Surely Roy Hodgson is the manager of the year. Pep who?

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Wed May 02, 2018 6:01 am

I strongly suspect that Crystal Palace will be challenging Manchester City for Premiership honours next season.
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Post by brodie_bruce » Wed May 02, 2018 11:52 am

Wellpisser wrote:
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Surely Roy Hodgson is the manager of the year. Pep who?
Rafa? Done more with far, far less at the shambles (well, ownership-wise) that is Newcastle.
He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup.

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Re: Low Class Crystal Palace To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed May 02, 2018 12:09 pm

Woy has had a great season considering they lost their first 8 games?

He really should have known his place and never gone near a big club or the national team.

Same goes for Ronseal Allerdyce.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed May 02, 2018 12:11 pm

Both Sean Dyche and Rafa are also worthy of the vote.

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Re: Low Class Crystal Palace To Be Relegated

Post by Lost Soul » Sat May 05, 2018 2:08 pm

Well, CP finished with a 10 point flourish in their last four games. They even sent Stoke packing.

Now it's Swansea at Bournemouth for all the marbles. Relegation is a great invention. Manchester who?
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat May 05, 2018 4:03 pm

'Appy 'Ammers almost guaranteed safety with away win at
Lie-cester Square.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat May 05, 2018 4:07 pm

Baggies win against Tottingham

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Post by Lincoln » Sat May 05, 2018 4:20 pm

More importantly Lincoln City draw at home to Yeovil and make the Playoffs.

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Re: Low Class Crystal Palace To Be Relegated

Post by Lost Soul » Sat May 05, 2018 4:23 pm

WBA matches CP's 10 points in the last four games. Only Chelsea can match their excellence.

If WBA survives, it will be an escape for the ages.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sat May 05, 2018 5:10 pm

And Occidental Bacon isn't safe yet.
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"Appy 'Ammers almost guaranteed safety with away win at
Lie-cester Square.

Fuck you Lost Soul

Fuck you Meatfree"

Cheers. I was really hoping you'd get relegated and Arsene would go out with a whimper, obv.

Still, you can laugh at us when we play Real Madrid off the park in the first half of the CL final and then collapse in the second half....

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Post by Lost Soul » Sat May 05, 2018 6:27 pm

Shampton gave up two points in the 96th minute. And Wales gave a sigh of relief.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat May 05, 2018 6:32 pm

And as Swansea have to play Saints, Hammers are now mathematically safe!

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Re: Low Class Crystal Palace To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sat May 05, 2018 6:36 pm

Huddersfield's last three games are:
Away to City and Chelsea
Home to Arsenal

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Post by Wellpisser » Sun May 06, 2018 10:49 am

Definitely safe. Home on Tuesday, Selhurst Park on Sunday.

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Re: Low Class Crystal Palace To Be Relegated

Post by Wellpisser » Sun May 06, 2018 10:50 am

Lincoln wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 4:20 pm
More importantly Lincoln City draw at home to Yeovil and make the Playoffs.
Have Yeovil still got that mad pitch?

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Post by Argonheart_Po » Sun May 06, 2018 12:20 pm

Palace have done terrifically.

Well done Woy. Considering they’ve only had a 30 game season it’s great.
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Re: Low Class Crystal Palace To Be Relegated

Post by Lost Soul » Thu May 10, 2018 6:10 am

Sorry about the fail against Huddersfield today, ducky. They played the top teams tough all year. It was a worthy final month for Chelsea.

Out with Swansea and in with Cardiff- a Welsh wash.

OTOH, I hope Fulham returns to the EPL. They have always been good for the Americans. Brian McBride was the best.
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Re: Low Class Crystal Palace To Be Relegated

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Thu May 10, 2018 8:20 am

And their statue to Michael Jackson.

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