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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:15 am

Welcome back missie!

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Lincoln, you one eyed twat...!

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Post by grecian » Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:33 pm

Bleedin' Arse let me down for 'Both Teams To Score' on an 8 fold ACCA at the weakend paying out £98 on a Quid bet, Missie! ....

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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Lincoln » Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:24 am

Lets have a tally up shall we?....who could it be thats in pole position?

Boom!... its me again.

You lot suck ass,you really do.

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Tue Aug 22, 2017 1:54 pm

Let's see how good you are at picking the winners at York this week, eh missie?
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Post by steveogolf » Sat Aug 26, 2017 5:29 pm

OMG, Geeky has returned !
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Post by steveogolf » Sat Aug 26, 2017 5:35 pm

Lincs: How are my picks doing?
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:23 pm

steveogolf wrote:Lincs: How are my picks doing?



Pretty fcuking shite Steavo but lets be honest that doesn't surprise you does it? :lol:

I reign supreme as i have since day 1.

Could all change tomorrow though.

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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by steveogolf » Sat Aug 26, 2017 7:03 pm

Lincoln wrote:
steveogolf wrote:Lincs: How are my picks doing?



Pretty fcuking shite Steavo but lets be honest that doesn't surprise you does it? :lol:

I reign supreme as i have since day 1.

Could all change tomorrow though.


Well, it doesn't surprise me because I did NOT "analyze, analyze, analyze" at all like I used to do -- I just picked the "name" teams. It goes to show that being sober doesn't help in your game -- Ya gotta be a Doper to do well. LOL
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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Aug 27, 2017 4:09 pm

Lincoln wrote:
steveogolf wrote:Lincs: How are my picks doing?



Pretty fcuking shite Steavo but lets be honest that doesn't surprise you does it? :lol:

I reign supreme as i have since day 1.

Could all change tomorrow though.

I beg to differ.
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Post by Lincoln » Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:44 pm

So it turns out that i am the master...

The onlt other 2 with points are Wellpisser and most bizarrely...Stevogolf!

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:14 am

Are Arsenal going to be relegated?
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Post by Lost Soul » Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:31 pm

The Mallard Missie wrote:Are Arsenal going to be relegated?

As of yesterday, to about League 3.
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:16 am

City and their modern left players, and West Brom to again finish in the top half of the league.
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Post by Lincoln » Mon Sep 11, 2017 9:54 pm

Update time and the competition is hotting up with Agent009 and Korgari Tea Planter making it into the top 3

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Post by Lincoln » Mon Sep 11, 2017 9:56 pm

Lincoln is joined at the top by Agent009 who has 2 teams netting him a total of 50 points...I have Man Utd at the top so i'm on 50.

Tea Planter has a team in 3rd and so is on 20 points.

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Post by Lost Soul » Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:49 pm

You are not scoring the contest correctly.
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Post by Lincoln » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:38 am

Explain yourself you filthy foreign dog.

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Post by Lost Soul » Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:34 pm

Lincoln wrote:Explain yourself you filthy foreign dog.

I read your rules as written that you pick four teams at the start of the season. The first team gets 50 points for a W each week, and the 4th team gets 10 points for a W each week. Sum the points each week and compare and contrast.
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Post by Lincoln » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:45 pm

Now I like you LS you are one of my favourite Johnny Foreigners on this Forum.

However, you are American and therefore thick as fcuk (don't be embarrassed, it's probably your Irish ancestry)

Read the roooles again thicko... you have to have team you pick in the position you pick so for example if you say Man Ytd will. E top and they are indeed top then it's 50 points for you, if they are in second place you get nothing,should be easy to follow.

I'll let you off this time.

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Post by steveogolf » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:06 pm

How am I doing, Lincs?
Where are the standings for your competition? Ya gotta put up current standings every week so we know how we're doing.
If you consider that too much work then go to The Garage first and smoke a Big 'Un, and then it won't be hard to do.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:27 pm

Give me 50 for starters, Lincoln.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:43 pm

steveogolf wrote:How am I doing, Lincs?
Where are the standings for your competition? Ya gotta put up current standings every week so we know how we're doing.
If you consider that too much work then go to The Garage first and smoke a Big 'Un, and then it won't be hard to do.



Right....Consider the following an education for you Steavo and your American brother Lost Soul......

The Premier League games are played in the main on Saturdays/Sundays with the odd game on a Friday and a Monday.

Therefore you thick mofo's i am unable to provide an accurate update untill all teams have played.

You yanks are pretty dim arent you?

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Post by steveogolf » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:47 pm

Lincoln wrote:
steveogolf wrote:How am I doing, Lincs?
Where are the standings for your competition? Ya gotta put up current standings every week so we know how we're doing.
If you consider that too much work then go to The Garage first and smoke a Big 'Un, and then it won't be hard to do.



Right....Consider the following an education for you Steavo and your American brother Lost Soul......

The Premier League games are played in the main on Saturdays/Sundays with the odd game on a Friday and a Monday.

Therefore you thick mofo's i am unable to provide an accurate update untill all teams have played.

You yanks are pretty dim arent you?


Lincs, You Are A Dummy -- I don't see that you have ever posted the standings of all WoS competitors after any weekend of football action (Apparently smoking all of that noxious weed has affected your memory and/or made you lazy too). I will be looking for the standings on Monday, you Bozo !
Now you are excused to go to The Garage once again to smoke the biggest and fattest joint that you can roll. LOL!
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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:48 pm

There is no way manure beats shitty this week, Lincoln log.

Now drop and give me 50.
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:02 pm

I can tell why we in Europe consider you chaps to be lesser mortals...don't get me wrong i like you chaps but you really are thick as shit arent you?


Steavo....read back through this thread....you will see i have reported back on who is wining many times (Usually me :D )

Lost Soul raised a similar complaint and even had the audacity to question my numbers...he was proven to be wrong as will you when you read the thread.

:roll: Thick as fuck guys...really thick,is it the inbreading over there? :roll:

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Post by steveogolf » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:13 pm

Lincoln wrote:I can tell why we in Europe consider you chaps to be lesser mortals...don't get me wrong i like you chaps but you really are thick as shit arent you?


Steavo....read back through this thread....you will see i have reported back on who is wining many times (Usually me :D )

Lost Soul raised a similar complaint and even had the audacity to question my numbers...he was proven to be wrong as will you when you read the thread.

:roll: Thick as fuck guys...really thick,is it the inbreading over there? :roll:


Lincs, You don't report on ALL of the competitors so I can't see who I am beating, and who is beating who among the others, and, although you too are a friendly "chap", you are ONE STUPID DUMMY. LOL !
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:48 pm

ok, i can see that i am going to have to help you guys here....

So, The Competition is you have perdicket which teams will finish in the top 4 ....thats not so hard in England but what is tough is perdicking which position they will finish in.....so as not to wait until the end of the season i thought i'd run it on a week -to- week basis.

So just to clarify Steavo and LS if you say for example the Top 4 will be ;

Man Utd
Citeh
Chelski
Tottenham....and indeed that is the standing come the end on play on Monday(assuming there is a Monday game) then you will have...

50...for 1st

30...for second

20....for turd

10...for 4th

i.e.....110 points

So if you have a team in that top 4 in the place you say they will finish then you will have those points....even if its not the end of the Premier League.

Is that so hard to understand?....honestly i'm worried for you :roll:

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Post by steveogolf » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:07 pm

Fuck this contest.
I'm going to switch to watching baseball more closely as it's almost time for the MLB playoffs and the World Series, and the L.A. Dodgers are a very good team this season with the best record in the regular season.
So you Brits and Aussies can stick your cricket sticks up your asses, and you should also follow American Baseball. LOL !
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:13 pm

Right now i'm watching a facinating game between England and the West Indies....its captivating sport Steavo.

I'm guessing you are watching an add for beer whilst waiting for a sliver of sport in between your adds.

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Post by steveogolf » Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:59 pm

Lincoln wrote:Right now i'm watching a facinating game between England and the West Indies....its captivating sport Steavo.

I'm guessing you are watching an add for beer whilst waiting for a sliver of sport in between your adds.


Actually Lincs, this morning I watched "This Week With George Stephanopoulos" (the best show on TV that covers world affairs) AND "Jack Hanna's Wild Countdown" (the best nature series on TV).
No sports this morning, but there will be American football and baseball later today with plenty of American Beer ads (but no marijuana ads on TV....... at least not yet).
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Post by Lincoln » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:54 am

Update time Bitches....and we have a clear leaderand surprisingly it isn't me. :roll:

Kotagiri_Tea_Planter is out in front with 100 points after correctly picking the top 3.

Others are scoring well and are as follows;

Geeky 80 points

Po 50

LS 50

The duck 50

SteavoGolf 50

Agent 20

The rest of you have fcuk all and should take a long hard look at yourselves in the mirror.

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Post by Agent009 » Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:28 pm

I had no idea that this was actually a game till i read the last 20 or so posts....
Figured lincs was just pulling numbers out of his stoned skull to keeep himself entertained on the 1st page when he was going on about points.
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Post by steveogolf » Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:00 pm

Lincoln wrote:Update time Bitches....and we have a clear leaderand surprisingly it isn't me. :roll:

Kotagiri_Tea_Planter is out in front with 100 points after correctly picking the top 3.

Others are scoring well and are as follows;

Geeky 80 points

Po 50

LS 50

The duck 50

SteavoGolf 50

Agent 20

The rest of you have fcuk all and should take a long hard look at yourselves in the mirror.


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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 21, 2017 7:06 pm

Stand by for an update bitches....

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Post by steveogolf » Sat Oct 21, 2017 7:46 pm

How am I doing, Lincs? Am I in the so-called "Promotion Zone" or in the "Playoff Zone" yet in this contest?
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Oct 21, 2017 8:42 pm

I'll have a look steavo...im a bit hammered so might have to be tomorrow though...

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Post by steveogolf » Fri Nov 03, 2017 5:44 pm

No update by Lincs in 14 days and counting.
What that means is that Lincs must be LOSING in his own game !
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Post by Lincoln » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:06 pm

Lets have a look you filthy foreigner...

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Post by Lincoln » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:16 pm

Ok and the scores are in.....

Top of the leader board are Grecian and Tea Planter...joint top with 80 points

Then comes surprisingly The Duck on 70 points

Then its Po, LS and Steavo on 50 points

The rest of you are utter wankers and should hang your heads in shame.

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Post by steveogolf » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:37 pm

...............and now that the work is done it is time for Lincs to head to The Garage! Cheers!
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Post by Lincoln » Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:31 pm

Ok, update time bitches....

And it looks like theres someone out there with huge sport-balls.....Tea Planter has all 4 correctly predickted

KTP 110 points

Duck 50 points

Me 10 points

Steavo 50 points

Agent 20 points

Geeky 80 points

Po 60 points

LS 50 points

Ross 0 (Yes Zero :lol: )

WellPisser 0

So Gold is Tea Plante
Silver Geeky
Bronze Po

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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:00 pm

I see that Lincoln reads his attack threads. Well done.

If only Chelski had beaten Pewter Palace, I would rule.
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Post by Argonheart_Po » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:11 pm

Argonheart_Po wrote:City by 18 points


I’m some sort of genius.

Bow to me.

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*cough*

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Post by Lost Soul » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:46 pm

You have to wait until the end of the season to gloat, Apo.

Today's question is Can Shitty beat Pewter Palace on Sunday? Before you laugh, their only glitch is against a lousy team. Even the great ones play to their level of competition on occasion.

I predict City 2-1.
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Post by Argonheart_Po » Sat Dec 30, 2017 12:10 am

True.

And at this rate City will win by 27 points.

City still have Silva, Kompany, Stones, Mendy and Delph out.

But it doesn’t seem to matter who plays where.

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 30, 2017 10:27 am

Gloating is permissible after the last game of each weekend....I shall update tonight after Man Utd win.

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:00 pm

Chelsea up to second...wankers, that can change in 2 hours though if Man utd win.

I see those scouse cunts won again :evil:

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