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Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Lincoln » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:46 am

So who on the Stew knows the most about football.?

Who has got the biggest Premier league Balls?

In the absence of Geeky we need a competition...

So here it is...Perdicket your Top 4 in the position you think they'll finish.

You Get;

50 points if the team you say will finish top finishes top

30 for Second

20 for Turd

10 for 4th

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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Lincoln » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:48 am

So...to be clear (because i know most of you are pretty thick)...you cant just pick a top 4 ,you have to say what position they will finish.

We can have running updates every week although obviously its the end that counts.

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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Lincoln » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:50 am

I'll go first so i'm saying;

1) Man Utd

2) Chelsea

3) Man City

4) Tottenham

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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Argonheart_Po » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:55 am

1. City by 12 points.
2. Chelsea
3. Liverpool
4. Spurs
5. Arsenal
6. Everton
7. United
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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Lincoln » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:01 am

City by 12 points?...what you smoking Po? :roll:

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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by The Mallard Missie » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:34 am

Where's Missie Grecian?
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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Argonheart_Po » Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:50 am

Lincoln wrote:City by 12 points?...what you smoking Po? :roll:


They'll smash it.

15 points probably.
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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Lincoln » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:27 am

The Mallard Missie wrote:Where's Missie Grecian?



Sadly no longer hanging around Duck...

Now,pick your top 4 teams and chanell the spirit of Geeky.

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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by The Mallard Missie » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:19 am

Lincoln wrote:
The Mallard Missie wrote:Where's Missie Grecian?



Sadly no longer hanging around Duck...

Now,pick your top 4 teams and chanell the spirit of Geeky.


Chanell? Isn't that a perfume, missie?
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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Lincoln » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:59 am

Come on Duckie,don't be a spelling nazi...chhose your teams or i'll choose them for you and i'll choose crap ones.

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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Lost Soul » Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:05 pm

1) Shitty
2) Chelsky
3) Arse
4) My wild card Everton
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:57 pm

Lincoln wrote:Come on Duckie,don't be a spelling nazi...chhose your teams or i'll choose them for you and i'll choose crap ones.


Oh lordy, I know as much about football as I do about Myanmar.

1. Manchester City Academicals

2. Chelsea Athletic

3. Tottenham High Street

4. Liverpool Low Class Scouse Chavs
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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by kotagiri_tea_planter » Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:41 pm

1-Man City
2-Man United
3- Chelsea
4-Tottenham
5-Arsenal
6-Liverpool

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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Lincoln » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:11 am

So far we've got

Me

Lost Soul

Po

Tea Planter

We've even got the duck

Piss poor show from the rest of you though...where's SD, Meatfree,Steavogolf,Agent,Andy etc?

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:00 am

More to the point, why hasn't this post tempted Missie Grecian to return, or is he perma-banned like Bashtard. Verily most fowl.

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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Lost Soul » Fri Aug 11, 2017 1:03 pm

Formula is free to post here AFAIK.

The Bashtard is still under a Papal interdict, apparently.
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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Agent009 » Fri Aug 11, 2017 2:49 pm

Arse - Half the team is in a contract year, how seppo.
Shitty - Ill agree with poo, this team should win the league by 15 points, but last years team should of as well, pep just dont get the premiere league, yet.
Chelski - Nobody repeats.
Liverspuds - If they can keeep coutinho, if not ill go manure.

Wildcard.... Everton.
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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by rosstralia » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:03 pm

Spurs
Chelsea
City
Arse
The poster below is a moron

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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Lincoln » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:16 pm

Nice to see our Antipodean friends representing...welcome Ross.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:58 pm

Come on you Irons!

Beat the scummers and put them back in their box.
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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Lincoln » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:15 pm

So West Ham are in your top 4 then?...pick your 4 SD...

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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:29 pm

I would like to wait until the end of the transfer window at the end of the month.

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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Lincoln » Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:37 pm

You can go suck a bag of dicks mate....the season has started .

Just pick your 4 already.

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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:04 pm

City will win. The rest will finish wherever they finish.

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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Lincoln » Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:11 pm

Miserable twat ...

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:07 am

I see low class Arsenal won - do I get any money for that?
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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Lincoln » Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:56 pm

Very early days but Lost Soul is the only Wo55er to have scored...his wild card Everton gives him 10 points...

Man City could fcuk that up for him in the next hour though.

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Post by Lost Soul » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:23 pm

Kneel before your lord, Lincoln. I have 80 points after day 1. Only Chelsea let me down.

Will you be the keeper of the spreadsheet?
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Post by Argonheart_Po » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:54 pm

City by 18 points
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Sun Aug 13, 2017 6:10 am


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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:28 pm

Irons!

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Post by Lincoln » Sun Aug 13, 2017 6:54 pm

So....shall we have a look at the standings as they are right now,shall we?

I think we should....

So, who has the biggest Premiership Balls...who's hanging low and full,who could it be?

Boom!....it's Lincoln with no fewer than 80 (Yes Eighty) points.

In your faces bitches.

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Post by steveogolf » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:39 pm

Lincs demanded that I list my 4 top teams, so here they are:
1. Man City
2. The Totts
3. Liverpool
4. Arsenal
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Post by Lincoln » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:43 pm

Good man Steavo,so far you have....ZERO points :lol:

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Post by steveogolf » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:45 pm

Lincoln wrote:Good man Steavo,so far you have....ZERO points :lol:


Hey, After week one I am doing OK: My teams are 3-0-1
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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:46 pm

Lincoln wrote:So....shall we have a look at the standings as they are right now,shall we?

I think we should....

So, who has the biggest Premiership Balls...who's hanging low and full,who could it be?

Boom!....it's Lincoln with no fewer than 80 (Yes Eighty) points.

In your faces bitches.

Not my face.
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It's September 9, 2017 -- Finally Lincoln City takes on Geeky's Excrements. It will be a day to remember!
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Post by Argonheart_Po » Mon Aug 14, 2017 3:36 am

City by 50 points.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Mon Aug 14, 2017 8:58 am

West Ham by 4-0

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Post by Wellpisser » Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:46 pm

1. Palace
2. Chavski
3. Manure
4. Shitty

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Post by Lincoln » Thu Aug 17, 2017 8:38 am

Better late than never WellPisser!

Thats everybody in now isn't it....except for SD?

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:56 am

... and missie Grecian (:
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Post by Argonheart_Po » Sat Aug 19, 2017 2:29 am

Wellpisser wrote:1. Palace
2. Chavski
3. Manure
4. Shitty


I used to live in Forest Hill. Come on you Eagles!
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Post by Lincoln » Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:24 pm

Boom! and its another 4-0 win for the mighty Man Utd :D

Where are my hairy,sweaty,Premier League Balls?....thats right,they're in your wives and Girlfiends mouths.

I roole.

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Post by Agent009 » Sat Aug 19, 2017 2:21 pm

Swansea suck
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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by Meatfree » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:06 pm

I love the way people are already talking about who will win the league based on two games. Idiots.

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:11 pm

Meatfree wrote:I love the way people are already talking about who will win the league based on two games. Idiots.


Agree with that...apparently its ours already :roll: ...i tend to not listen to or watch football punditry as its all tedious bullshit....cricket commentators on the other hand i can listen to allday.

Have you picked your top 4 Meatfree?

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Post by Meatfree » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:50 pm

Nah. It'll be the two Mancs and Arsenal in the top three in no particular order, and then fuck knows who. Maybe us, maybe Spuds, maybe Chelski.

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Post by Lincoln » Sat Aug 19, 2017 5:56 pm

Ok so Meatfree has chosen;

1) Man Utd

2) Man Citeh

3) Arse

4) Livershite

Good choosin' Meatfree!

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Re: Premier League Perdickshuns

Post by grecian » Sat Aug 19, 2017 7:43 pm

I'll go...

1. Huddersfield.
2. Brighton
3. Swansea...

You may as well hand out the Cup now...for teams to go down...

Soz to enter this bollocks after a couple of matches especially as Manure look on fire but I'll go:

1. Man Shitty
2. Manure
3. Liverspuds.

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