Drug Cheats in Australian Sport

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Re: Drug Cheats in Australian Sport

Post by Wellpisser » Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:30 pm

The bowler starts his run...wallop- right out of Lords and down Wellington Road- fuck me that nearly went all the way to St Johns Wood High Street.

What a blinder of an innings!

He raises his bat to the pavilion, acknowledges the standing ovation from the crowd, a quick bit of gardening and he takes guard again.

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Post by Argonheart_Po » Sat Sep 15, 2018 4:36 am

I’m afraid so.

What a pack of arseholes the Australian cricket team were. Mannerless, grubby cheats.

Mitchel Starc is unlikely to ever get five wickets again, now they’ve been found out.

Meanwhile, the NRL finals are on. Amid the competition for the most grotesque neck-tattoo the usual meth addled retards who play the game are crawling in their own puke and waving their cocks about in public.
“We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful.” —C.S. Lewis

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Post by Argonheart_Po » Sat Sep 15, 2018 4:38 am

Wellpisser wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:30 pm
The bowler starts his run...wallop- right out of Lords and down Wellington Road- fuck me that nearly went all the way to St Johns Wood High Street.

What a blinder of an innings!

He raises his bat to the pavilion, acknowledges the standing ovation from the crowd, a quick bit of gardening and he takes guard again.
Heh.

One might hope that over the course of this thread, some Australians might have come to view their sportsmen, courtesy of a series of events, from a slightly different angle.
“We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful.” —C.S. Lewis

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Re: Drug Cheats in Australian Sport

Post by Argonheart_Po » Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:01 am

Moeen Ali's complaint of racism was investigated by... Darren Lehmann. Who found no racism had happened.

Probably not the ideal go-to guy on these issues.
“We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful.” —C.S. Lewis

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