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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by mrpenney » Mon Sep 22, 2014 6:24 pm

polardude1 wrote:Missed calls are part of the game


Right, but missed calls are NOT to be credited to the opposing quarterback, who wasn't even on the field at the time. To state it plainly: Zzzzz Foles wasn't the winning difference in that game--the guys in zebra stripes were.

Of course, if you put yourself in a position where you're letting the guys in zebra stripes decide your game, you haven't played well enough. The Colts didn't play well enough. Fine. But that doesn't mean that they were run roughshod over by Zzzzz Foles--because that is NOT what happened.

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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by grecian » Mon Sep 22, 2014 6:26 pm

Do you sleep for a week, MrP?...

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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

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No, but I sometimes spend a week (or more!) away from the Stew. It offers one a fine sense of perspective.

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..And a chance to catch up on the Gossip on Grindr....

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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by section8 » Thu Sep 25, 2014 10:43 pm

What's next for RGIII? It's sounding more and more like his services are no longer required in DC. Will the Warriors roll with Cousins and shop RGIII for a draft pick?
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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by sodelicious » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:58 am

section8 wrote:What's next for RGIII? It's sounding more and more like his services are no longer required in DC. Will the Warriors roll with Cousins and shop RGIII for a draft pick?


After watching Kirk Cousins performance against the G-Men tonight, I'm not so sure about RGIII's services no longer being required in DC.
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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by Capitolhill » Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:13 am

"What's next for RGIII? It's sounding more and more like his services are no longer required in DC. Will the Warriors roll with Cousins and shop RGIII for a draft pick?"

He's 0-5 as a starter. I wasn't sold before the fiasco tonight. He has Rex Grossman qualities.

The skins only hope is RGIII, and he can't stay healthy.

So basically, the Skins have no hope.
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Post by section8 » Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:23 am

They'll turn it around when they get to draft some players in 2018.
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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by Lost Soul » Sun Sep 28, 2014 4:20 am

One down, one to go.

Oh, that's right. St. Zzzzz just smited the other one too.

But I digress.
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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by sodelicious » Sun Oct 05, 2014 7:39 pm

LS, did you just see Zzzzz Foles scramble for a first down and when he gave himself up he fumbled the ball without being hit?
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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by grecian » Sun Oct 05, 2014 7:53 pm

Just such an interesting Thread that keeps getting dra55ed up from the past....

No one looks interested and then, suddenly!

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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:55 am

sodelicious wrote:LS, did you just see Zzzzz Foles scramble for a first down and when he gave himself up he fumbled the ball without being hit?

I missed it.

It sounds like the Sophomore jinx.
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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by section8 » Fri Nov 28, 2014 12:36 am

RGIII benched for the rest of his short time in DC.

Foles out until the playoffs and being outplayed by Buttfumble.
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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

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Oh Fuck Off - Please?

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grecian wrote:Oh Fuck Off - Please?


No
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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

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sodelicious wrote:
grecian wrote:Oh Fuck Off - Please?


No


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Eat shit and die, grecian.
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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

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But it's soooo Fucking Boring!

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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by Lost Soul » Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:10 pm

It appears that St. Zzzzz won this year's derby as well.

The lucktards may have an argument due to Foles' injury and substandard season, but I must remind them that Foles kicked Luck's ass in their only head-to-head this season.

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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by section8 » Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:41 pm

It'd be hilarious if RGIII was traded to or released then signed by the Rams.
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Post by Fred Garvin » Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:43 pm

Lost Soul wrote:It appears that St. Zzzzz won this year's derby as well.

The lucktards may have an argument due to Foles' injury and substandard season, but I must remind them that Foles kicked Luck's ass in their only head-to-head this season.

Hasta la vista, RG3.

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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

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Today I finished that one month project, except for the splitting. The moving part was a bitch, I'll have you know.

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Post by mrpenney » Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:43 pm

Lost Soul wrote:It appears that St. Zzzzz won this year's derby as well.

The lucktards may have an argument due to Foles' injury and substandard season, but I must remind them that Foles kicked Luck's ass in their only head-to-head this season.


That's idiotic. Foles did better against the Cots' ass-awful secondary than Luck did against Philly's decent one. Andrew Luck doesn't play cornerback, last time I checked.

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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by Gogo » Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:29 am

Where do you guys think RGIII will end up?
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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by Lost Soul » Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:50 am

Canada, at least for a few years until he learns how to throw. If he can learn how to throw.
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Post by 2wilzgood » Fri Dec 05, 2014 10:59 am

RG III would have done really well in the NFL but for one little issue.

Mike Shanahan.

And regarding Foles, I drafted him fourth round, 46th overall and ahead of Brady and Luck. I was 7-2 in the fantasy league when I had Foles, and have gone 2-2 since the collarbone injury with a mash-up of Flacco, RG III, and Kaepernik. No regrets, I'd draft him again next year.
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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by section8 » Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:50 pm

Is this the end for St. Zzzzz?

The Rams have benched Zzzzz Foles for Case Keenum.
Foles was holding St. Louis' offense back with his inability to hit open receivers and generate any semblance of a consistent passing game. He was held to 200 passing yards or fewer in eight straight games before Monday's benching. Foles is due a $6 million roster bonus next March, and it's fully guaranteed as part of a two-year extension the Rams regrettably gave him in early August. Look for St. Louis to dangle Foles on the trade market this spring, seeking whatever they can get. They'd be truly lucky to find a taker.
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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by sodelicious » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:14 am

S8, I came on here to post the same thing, though I'm pretty sure there will be one poster that still thinks that St Zzzzz is the best young QB in the league.
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you bastards! beat me to it.... hahahaha....

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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by section8 » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:27 am

As a fellow Wildcat, I would have liked to have seen foles make a go of it but it just wasn't in the cards. Hopefully now gurley will be able to realize his Full Potential.
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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by Lost Soul » Tue Nov 17, 2015 1:12 am

I haven't given up on Foles yet.

But it's looking more and more like Cam Newton beat Luck, RG3 and Foles while the stew geniuses weren't looking.
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Post by Lost Soul » Mon Jan 02, 2017 4:55 am

This just in: For the 2016 season, among all QBs with more than 50 passing attempts, Zzzzz Foles was the 4th best in the NFL, rating just behind Tom Brady.

His 105.9 rating was well ahead of Luck's 96.4 and (cough) RGIII's 72.5.

Better luck next year, lucktards.

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Post by kotagiri_tea_planter » Mon Jan 02, 2017 5:41 am

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Post by sodelicious » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:33 pm

Oh give it up LS, he's a backup, he won't see any playing time in any of KC's playoff games unless Alex Smith gets hurt or sucks, maybe he'll play in garbage time.

Honest question LS, with this being an option year, do the Chiefs pick it up? The option is worth 6.75m to 16m?
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Post by polardude1 » Tue Jan 03, 2017 1:59 am

This just in: For the 2016 season, among all QBs with more than 50 passing attempts, Zzzzz Foles was the 4th best in the NFL, rating just behind Tom Brady.


50 pass attempts?
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Post by Lost Soul » Tue Jan 03, 2017 3:31 am

Yes, there are a dozen QBs that played in garbage time and were 1 for 1 for the year, as you can see if you clicked on links.


sodelicious wrote:Oh give it up LS, he's a backup, he won't see any playing time in any of KC's playoff games unless Alex Smith gets hurt or sucks, maybe he'll play in garbage time.

Honest question LS, with this being an option year, do the Chiefs pick it up? The option is worth 6.75m to 16m?

I think there will be six or so teams pursuing him, so yeah, the Chiefs will pick up the option and then trade him for more than they paid.

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Post by polardude1 » Tue Jan 03, 2017 3:43 am

he Chiefs will pick up the option and then trade him for more than they paid.
I am guessing the Chiefs will do no better than getting a 3rd rounds pick unless there is a team desperate for a backup
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There are about six desperate teams out there, starting with Cleveland.
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Post by section8 » Tue Jan 03, 2017 4:14 am

Did Brock Osweiler go in this draft? Fuck me running, that guy is shit. He made Nuk Hopkins suck. That's pretty special.
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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Feb 05, 2018 4:55 am

Lost Soul wrote:
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joeyramone wrote:the golden boy vs the heisman god - who do you choose?
Neither.

Zzzzz Foles, the QB for Arizona, may be better than either. He's a peach hiding in plain sight thanks to his awful coach and team, but the dude can play. He's 6'5" too. He's a definite first rounder. We'll see if he's better than either in five years, a la Tom Brady, who came from some 6th round crack in the spacetime continuum.
Well he didn't make my five year cutoff date but Zzzzz Foles is better than either of these wankers, as I've been saying since page 1.

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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by Lost Soul » Sat Jul 21, 2018 1:32 pm

Guess what? St. Zzzzz now leads all NFL players in jersey sales.

Bow to me.

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The hottest-selling player merchandise is…drumroll please…Zzzzz Foles. No, really!

It’s the first time Foles has ever been atop the top sellers list.
The Philadelphia Eagles quarterback, who stepped in after teammate Carson Wentz tore his ACL late last season and led the Eagles to their first-ever Super Bowl title, takes the crown over New England’s Tom Brady.

Wentz was in third place.

The list takes in account sales of a range of products, from jerseys to Fatheads to even cake decorations; the NFLPA has licensed over 70 companies to use player names and likenesses on products.


Unlikely hero

While seeing Foles’ name atop the sales list is a surprise, maybe it shouldn’t be. Even though it’s highly likely Wentz will step back into his starting job when training camp begins if he’s healthy, rabid Eagles fans have likely been snapping up Foles merchandise to honor the soft-spoken 29-year-old for leading them to the Promised Land.
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Post by Agent009 » Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:37 pm

Holy shit....
Luck hurt his shit snowboarding?!?
WTF? Never knew that.

Still not as stupid as rooofieburger riding a motorcycle without a helmet.
Luck confirmed that during the winter of 2016 he was in a snowboarding accident in Colorado that left him with a sprained AC joint in his throwing shoulder. It was the offseason after the labrum tear against the Titans in 2015, the offseason after he lacerated his kidney on the field. And yes, he still went snowboarding. No, he will not be doing that again.

When it happened, the called the Colts immediately and was honest about it.

"I don't snowboard anymore," Luck said. "And this was after the initial injury. I went back, rehabbed it with the Colts. I've had a bunch of AC sprains, both left and right shoulder, and resolved that issue. But the labrum has been my issue, was my issue, what I worked through, what I got surgery on."

Luck does not believe the AC sprain affected his torn labrum. He was adamant it did not slow his rehab.

"I've seen more doctors than I can count on two hands over the past two or three years," Luck said, "and the consensus -- unanimous -- is that the AC is not an issue, nor did it have an effect. The labrum is an issue."

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Re: Andrew Luck vs Robert Griffin

Post by sodelicious » Sun Sep 09, 2018 7:31 pm

There's a reason that there are clauses in pro athelete's contracts that stipulate that one must take part in any extreme sport activities.
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