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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:28 am

I mean the fantasy football fuck off, for 200, Alex.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Thu Dec 06, 2018 12:54 pm

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Fuck off.
If you're awarded that eighth seed,

You'll swirl in the first round.

Flush?

Kick your boots, man, you curbed that turd just two weeks ago. Consider it a community service.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Mike Hunt » Thu Dec 06, 2018 3:05 pm

How's Lost Soul doing?

It seems like he's terrible at just about everything.

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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by lolasf » Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:30 pm

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My new best player, Emmanuel Sanders, tore his Achilles in practice and is gone until September.

I'm starting to hate you fuckers.
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Sorry, but your season is just amazing so far. It's like if it can go wrong, it will go wrong! You pissed off the FF gods somehow.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Agent009 » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:48 pm

Someone neeeds to tweet alfred blue and chris goodwin and worn them they are about to get injured........
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:36 am

Sadly.. funny

Yo, 'laska, you can lose and still win.

Now, that's sad funny, but I spent hours in Alice's Champagne Palace in the eighties, so no joke.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by sodelicious » Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:30 am

I hope someone had Derick Henry on their team.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Fri Dec 07, 2018 6:39 am

Dion Lewis!

hahahahahaha
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:45 pm

Agent009 wrote:
Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:48 pm
Someone neeeds to tweet alfred blue and chris goodwin and worn them they are about to get injured........
I laughed. And then I laughed again when I added "in practice" to your sentence.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Agent009 » Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:51 pm

Aw shit.....
Creeepy Jennny with the Huuuuge win to Smash the Ivankas playorf dreams!

Will it end with 3 teams at the top @ 9-5 and 3 teams fighting for the last playorf spots at 5-9?....
Lol.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:38 pm

What are the tie-breaking protocols, other than crapping all over Ivanka's new boobs?

It's obviously not divisional records.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:43 pm

Afaik,

Regular season, "Pts For" is the tie-breaker

Post-season, in the unlikely event of a draw out to two decimal places, regular season head-to-head result/s is the tie-breaker
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Agent009 » Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:55 pm

STONES!
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:03 pm

2wilzgood wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:43 pm
Afaik,

Regular season, "Pts For" is the tie-breaker

Post-season, in the unlikely event of a draw out to two decimal places, regular season head-to-head result/s is the tie-breaker
Then why even keep divisional record stats?
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Agent009 » Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:27 am

As the playorfs kickorf....
The closest predicktion is the game between the 1st and 8th seeeds.
Creeepy jennny has the shamooos by .22 points!
107.55 vs 107.33

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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Agent009 » Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:33 am

Rivers drops back for the 1st pa55 of the game!
Interception!!!!

HA!
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by sodelicious » Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:11 pm

Agent009 wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:33 am
Rivers drops back for the 1st pa55 of the game!
Interception!!!!

HA!
Yet he still threw for 313 yards, with 2 TD's and a 2 point conversion to win the game.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:29 pm

I liked the call to go for two at the end.

Well done, sode. That was a 17 point swing.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by lolasf » Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:24 pm

Fucking Mike Williams. I finally benched him, after a sad and underwhelming season. Then he goes and scores 3 TDs last night, was worth almost 30 FF points! Asshole.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:55 pm

Condolences.

I still reckon Monday night sees you through.

Three Saints v Carolina? Can't lose.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Sat Dec 15, 2018 10:14 pm

Championship bracket?

Looks like some dodgy line-ups set this week.

Division dung guaranteed one team next week...

Probably the eight seed advancing.

And again this year.. Shit Bags Rule
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Agent009 » Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:18 pm

STONES!!!!
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Swirl » Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:23 am

2wilzgood wrote:
Sat Dec 15, 2018 10:14 pm
Championship bracket?

Looks like some dodgy line-ups set this week.

Division dung guaranteedx one team next week...

Probably the eight seed advancing.

And again this year.. Shit Bags Rule
Wrong again, Fuckface. Ever get tired of Seamus taking big dumps in your big mouth?

Here's some friendly advice....when in doubt STFU. lol

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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Mon Dec 24, 2018 2:24 am

Travesty of justice

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Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:55 am

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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Swirl » Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:44 am

The championship game is a fucking disgrace. The real champion the people's champion is Seamus. If not for the LA Cunts pulling his best player last week right before game time rather than announcing during the week what they already knew. Seamus was robbed the opportunity to bitch slap the unworthy Stones.

I'm sure skullfucking the puppy molester today has been a tasty consolation prize.

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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:08 am

Swirl wrote:
Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:44 am
The championship game is a fucking disgrace. The real champion the people's champion is Seamus. If not for the LA Cunts pulling his best player last week right before game time rather than announcing during the week what they already knew. Seamus was robbed the opportunity to bitch slap the unworthy Stones.
Welcome to my world, L00ser. The Patsies doing the exact same thing with Gronk, the week I lost by half a point, cost me the playoffs.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Swirl » Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:47 am

Fucking blows, eh??

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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Swirl » Mon Dec 31, 2018 2:47 am

Damn, the beating continues without mercy.

How does Seamus' dick taste?

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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Mon Dec 31, 2018 10:40 am

Of course Baker Mayfield goes on the road in Baltimore and throws three touchdown passes. Also of course and Rodgers gets knocked out of the game in the first quarter in Detroit can just check the line against the Green Bay running game and can't do squat. And of course Baba can still have two players go for 0 points and I still lose.

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Post by Moethebartender » Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:20 pm

Flouncing from certain aspects of the stew wrote:
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Damn, the beating continues without mercy.

How does Seamus' dick taste?
You'd know better than anyone else here. I guess you're giving up the pretense that you're not shamoo, eh shamoo?
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Swirl » Mon Dec 31, 2018 7:57 pm

Baba is the phoney champion.

Moe, I'm not Seamus take your creepy stalking elsewhere. Somewhere comfortable for you like a roadside bathroom.

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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by 2wilzgood » Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:47 am

Congratulations, Sai, you are the champ, and enjoy what you can at Disney World (Mr. Toad's Wild Ride is a trip back in time). After last year, there's no one more deserving, a seventeen week slog finishing with a five game winning streak and taking eight of your last nine. Hoist the gold hardware and good luck with the Stew Double/Pick'em. Go Ravens!
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Agent009 » Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:41 pm

Congrats to the Golden Taint!
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:52 pm

Sigh is also leading in the pickem.

I guess unenjoyment has its privileges.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by lolasf » Wed Jan 02, 2019 10:20 pm

Nicely done, CB!
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Mike Hunt » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:34 am

Career PSYCo records:

Keith Stones 95-65-2 59.2%
Graveshitters 111-81-2 57.7%
Golden Taint 109-83-1 56.7%
Creeping Jennys 120-94 56.1%
Warp n’Woof 45-37 54.9%
The Unicorns 109-95-4 53.4%
Phillip Rivers’ babies 72-77-1 48.3%
The Shamoos 33-42 44%
Big Woolly Mammmoth 25-38-2 40%
The Ivankas 47-84-1 36%

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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Fri Jan 11, 2019 2:17 am

It looks like I am leading at something! #winning!

The Mammoths must try harder.
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Re: 2018 PSYCo Fantasy Football

Post by Lost Soul » Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:19 am

In my defense, I was a sock puppet during the first five years I was entered.

In my indictment, my winning average barely budged since I started trying three years ago.
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