Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

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Is Mikaela Shiffrin the Best Female Skier In History?

Post by Lost Soul » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:13 am

I think so.

She dominates at age 23, and has a shot at five golds this Olympics, for the first time ever.

She is also easy on the eyes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikaela_Shiffrin

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Post by jedgarandclyde » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:45 am

American Joe would no doubt agree with you, but i think it would be Sir Les Patterson?
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Post by Lost Soul » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:35 am

jedgarandclyde wrote:
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American Joe would no doubt agree with you, but i think it would be Sir Les Patterson?
Was he a female as well?

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:46 am

The best female I ever saw was this missie - apart from myself conquering the Lauberhorn, that is:


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Post by Lost Soul » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:15 am

I can't watch the movie on my upper class motel wifi.

But I did catch the name; and yes, Austrians are her competition for history.
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:50 am

Sir Les Patterson you dill Lost.
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Post by Lincoln » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:12 am

How big are her tits Jed?

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:15 am

Not as big as Dame Edna's, missie.
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Post by Lincoln » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:50 am

How on earth can we possibly discern wether or not she's the greatest ever female skier if we don't know how big her waps are?

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Post by Lost Soul » Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:38 pm

They are pert and lively.

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Post by eric84 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:24 pm

She's a slalom skier. She's not going to win 5 gold medals.
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Post by Lincoln » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:11 pm

Lost Soul wrote:
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They are pert and lively.

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Good work LS....yes, she's hot.

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Post by Lost Soul » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:26 am

eric84 wrote:
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She's a slalom skier. She's not going to win 5 gold medals.
She's a top downhiller now too, since she started skiing them this year. She won at Lake Louise.
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Post by eric84 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:36 pm

No she’s not.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:18 pm

I've found my new favourite sport, to rival women's field hockey

Women's speed skating.

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Post by Lost Soul » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:21 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:18 pm
I've found my new favourite sport, to rival women's field hockey

Women's speed skating.
Thunder thighs.

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No she’s not.
She won her fourth ever downhill.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:23 pm

That's cyclists you are thinking of, Muppet.

Speed skates are slender like a whippet.

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Post by Lost Soul » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:48 pm

Stick to the cheese rolling, D-Day.

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:53 pm

Lost Soul wrote:
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Stick to the cheese rolling, D-Day.

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I'm not from the west country.

That is a geezer.
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Post by Lost Soul » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:00 pm

I'm still not certain. He looks as chesty as #3 and #4. And where are his man bags?

Only #4 is for certain a female, thanks to her geebag.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:01 pm

You keep looking for his dick, son.

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Post by Lost Soul » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:03 pm

The Canuck looks pretty good for a nutcracker.
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Post by Citizen Baba » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:31 pm

She's kind of plain looking, but would be downright hot in Alaska.

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Post by jedgarandclyde » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:56 am

Gee, i would like to see Dame Edna in one of those suits!!

Or even Sir Les!!
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Post by misanthrope » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:25 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:53 pm
Lost Soul wrote:
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Stick to the cheese rolling, D-Day.

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Isn't that Eric Heiden?

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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:29 pm

Yes, yes it is.

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Post by Lost Soul » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:33 pm

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:
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That's cyclists you are thinking of, Muppet.

Speed skates are slender like a whippet.
You should tell us again how slender speed skaters are.
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:41 pm

Well, Eric may have muscular thighs, but they look very lean.

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Post by sodelicious » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:51 pm

Female Long Track speed skaters have huge muscular thighs, short track speed skaters are a bit more lean.
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Lost Soul wrote:
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Post by Lost Soul » Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:23 am

Mikaela won the gold medal in her first event, the giant slalom. It is not her best event.

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Post by Lost Soul » Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:42 am

In her best event- the slalom, where she has been the best ever on the World Cup circuit, Mikaela came in 4th.

She puked before her first slalom run and couldn't make up the difference in her second run.

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Post by eric84 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:01 pm

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Post by eric84 » Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:00 pm

So a snowboarder won the super gs. She’s now replaced shiffrin as the most interesting athlete.
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Post by shunter » Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:17 pm

Chloe Kim? She’s very attractive isn’t she?
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Post by Stephen_Dedalus » Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:20 pm

Shunter's got bamboo fever.

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Post by shunter » Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:27 pm

That’s racist.

She’s 30 years younger than me but that doesn’t make her unattractive does it? It makes me unattractive for sure.

I wonder how inane her conversation is? A teenage snowboarder? It’s got to be painful.
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Post by eric84 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:19 pm

Her dad is the real star.
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Post by shunter » Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:09 pm

Who’s her dad? I don’t follow all this mucking about in snow.
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Post by eric84 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:44 pm

Then why are you here?
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Post by VinnyD » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:36 pm

I don't know who the best female skier in history is, but I am willing to bet that Esther Ledecká is the best female skier in history whose main sport is not skiing.

Maybe it helped that the second-hand skis she was using had previously belonged to Shiffrin.
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Post by Lost Soul » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:39 pm

Mikaela should have entered the super G. She would have won.
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