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Post by muthafunky » Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:44 am

Ok, I've installed recaptcha (Google's captcha) and it seems to be keeping the spambots out for now. I've turned on email as well, so new registrations should now be possible along with other email related actions (reset password, subscribe to topics, etc)

Hopefully we don't get a spambot onslaught, if so I'll have to lock things down again.

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Post by pezworld » Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:44 am

Woo hoo!
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Post by incognita » Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:53 am

Yay no spambots yay.
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Post by Bill Barilko » Wed Jun 20, 2018 3:57 am

There goes the neighbourhood......

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Post by harry_flashman » Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:51 am

Everyday say hi to that loathsome like fag bash.
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:51 am

harry_flashman wrote:
Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:51 am
Everyday say hi to that loathsome like fag bash.
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Post by shunter » Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:47 pm

Well done. Can I suggest a one-in-one-out policy?

The first person who registers, who is not:
1. certifiably insane,
2. Felix

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Post by muthafunky » Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:54 pm

Shouldn't we put it to a vote, Survivor style?

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Post by Lost Soul » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:18 am

shunter wrote:
Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:47 pm
Well done. Can I suggest a one-in-one-out policy?

The first person who registers, who is not:
1. certifiably insane,
2. Felix

Gets lost souls spot.
I am touched, honored and amused by the sub-literate attitudinizer.
IMPRISON BUSH!

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Post by matt_melb » Thu Jun 21, 2018 2:56 am

Yay, well done Mutha.

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Post by korgy » Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:09 am

cool, thanks mutha
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:53 am

Lost Soul wrote:
Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:18 am
shunter wrote:
Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:47 pm
Well done. Can I suggest a one-in-one-out policy?

The first person who registers, who is not:
1. certifiably insane,
2. Felix

Gets lost souls spot.
I am touched, honored and amused by the sub-literate attitudinizer.
The Kingston Kunt strikes again.
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Post by shunter » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:00 am

The Mallard Missie wrote:
Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:53 am
Lost Soul wrote:
Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:18 am
shunter wrote:
Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:47 pm
Well done. Can I suggest a one-in-one-out policy?

The first person who registers, who is not:
1. certifiably insane,
2. Felix

Gets lost souls spot.
I am touched, honored and amused by the sub-literate attitudinizer.
The Kingston Kunt strikes again.
You’re giving madness a bad name.
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Post by Stan In Maryland » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:23 pm

I am waiting with name tags for all the new users to show up. Of course all the name tags say "DAVE".
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Post by Lost Soul » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:26 pm

shunter wrote:
Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:00 am
The Mallard Missie wrote:
Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:53 am
Lost Soul wrote:
Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:18 am

I am touched, honored and amused by the sub-literate attitudinizer.
The Kingston Kunt strikes again.
You’re giving madness a bad name.
No, he called you the Kingston Kunt. He could have called you something worse.
IMPRISON BUSH!

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Post by FUUZ » Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:39 pm

hmmm, what kind of troll should I give birth to?

How about a former Australian nun turned stripper-prostie who loves allah and jihad, and bacon?
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Post by The Mallard Missie » Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:01 am

FUUZ wrote:
Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:39 pm
hmmm, what kind of troll should I give birth to?

How about a former Australian nun turned stripper-prostie who loves allah and jihad, and bacon?
Those criteria could apply to a veritable plethora of missies already posting.
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Post by FUUZ » Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:28 am

maybe I will be a spastic, autistic, millionaire French git into swords, astrology, werewolves, family history, and f*ucking obese Polish women.
I'll be able as FUUZ to sympathise with him because one of my kinfolk (a count or something) died fighting the English at a famous battle in the Hundred years war and another was Marshall of France who died on Crusade at Gaza.
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Post by Collateral Knowledge » Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:48 am

What a dumb idea. If this board wasn't already bad enough, we now have to register and pretend to be new all over again.

Okay.

Hi, I'm a new poster and my name is Dave. I saw this place and it looks interesting. Great job, keep it up.

I am based in the Far East and I enjoy reading A Lonely Planet.

I've had a successful career in graphic design. I earn about $750,000 a year which means I can afford to employ people to sharpen my pencils, although I don't really need pencils as I only use the latest software (which I designed myself and have successfully marketed all across the world).

During the 90s I had a hand in co-screenwriting a couple of successful movies with Quentin Tarantino and a public information film for the State of Winnipeg. As a hobby I own a successful franchise of successful fusion restaurants. I enjoy interracting with other ordinary successful people. I am 33 years old and 6'4".

I have had three marriages - two of them were successful, the other is a work in progress.

I am against organised western religion but I am very spiritual. My philosophy is, "Do unto others as you would do unto them."

Likes: authenticity, originality, edginess, compassion, wine-tasting, Scandi-Noir, all things Eastern, long walks in the country.
Dislikes (hates, actually): cliches, bullshit, racism, bigotry, intolerance, rednecks, redheads, fantasists, foreigners, Asians, Russians, Hungarians, Poles, polls, fake online people who make shit up and are just on here to troll.

Okay, did I pass?
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Post by FUUZ » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:06 am

[quote="Collateral Knowledge" post_id=4097060 time=1529974123 user_id

Hi, I'm a new poster and my name is Dave.


Dislikes (hates, actually): redheads
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Post by Collateral Knowledge » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:13 am

The word 'redhead' was taken out of context.

I deeply regret if anyone feels they may have been offended by what may have been said in a previous post of mine.

To quote Nirvana, My Apologies.
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Post by muthafunky » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:46 am

Thank you for your valuable contribution

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Post by EMG » Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:04 am

Collateral Knowledge wrote:
Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:48 am

I have had three marriages - two of them were successful, the other is a work in progress.

My philosophy is, "Do unto others as you would do unto them."
Excellent stuff there. I laughed.

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Post by Lost Soul » Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:10 am

CK is always worth a read.
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Post by Moethebartender » Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:18 am

EMG wrote:
Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:04 am
Collateral Knowledge wrote:
Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:48 am

My philosophy is, "Do unto others as you would do unto them."
Excellent stuff there. I laughed.
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Post by Lincoln » Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:57 am

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