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Post by joeyramone » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:50 pm

Felix wrote:Too bad for you boys that my steady Internet access is coming to an end for the week, in about fifteen minutes. Bad, bad, bad timing on your part. Internet on the BlackBerry just isn't conducive to hardcore feuding.


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Post by Felix » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:51 pm

joeyramone wrote:there's always the law library at school!


I don't go near the law dungeon unless I need to research something for a private client.
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Post by section8 » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:52 pm

It was an Emma joke. I look forward to monday.

n_g what are Cole's notes?
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Post by Sgt. Hulka » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:52 pm

Does anybody believe Felix's bullshit about needing to two computers to post as separate handles?

I've posted on here as Hulka and Noisewater simultaneously by using two different browsers.

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Post by Felix » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:53 pm

Sgt. Hulka wrote:Does anybody believe Felix's bullshit about needing to two computers to post as separate handles?

I've posted on here as Hulka and Noisewater simultaneously by using two different browsers.


Oh my, the only person who gets attacked by more rakes than you is Sausage Blob. Keep on truckin', Turbo Lover.
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Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:55 pm

Sgt. Hulka wrote:Does anybody believe Felix's bullshit about needing to two computers to post as separate handles?

I've posted on here as Hulka and Noisewater simultaneously by using two different browsers.


You tel 'em Sarge.

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Post by Sgt. Hulka » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:55 pm

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Sgt. Hulka wrote:Does anybody believe Felix's bullshit about needing to two computers to post as separate handles?

I've posted on here as Hulka and Noisewater simultaneously by using two different browsers.


You tell 'em Sarge.
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Shut the fuck up dirthead.

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Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:57 pm

Sgt. Hulka wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Sgt. Hulka wrote:Does anybody believe Felix's bullshit about needing to two computers to post as separate handles?

I've posted on here as Hulka and Noisewater simultaneously by using two different browsers.


You tell 'em Sarge.
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Shut the fuck up dirthead.


That was really uncalled for Sarge. I was just cheerleading for you. I even busted out the pom poms.

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Post by Sgt. Hulka » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:58 pm

Whoa I better slow down, I feel like I'm getting a case of vertigo.

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Post by joeyramone » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:59 pm

section8 wrote:Log in on your roommate's computer.


i got the joke. that's going back many years...
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Post by northern_goddess » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:59 pm

section8 wrote:It was an Emma joke. I look forward to monday.

n_g what are Cole's notes?


Rude. I like adding punctuation to stuff.
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Post by SeamusMcCool » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:59 pm

section8 wrote:It was an Emma joke. I look forward to monday.

n_g what are Cole's notes?


Cheater notes for students. Take, say, A Tale of Two Cities, summarize all the chapters and provide some additional notes on content, themes, significant passages etc.

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Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:01 pm

Oh and Toonces, that's Green Manalishi to you. If I were your Turbo Lover as you keep exclaiming. You'd break it off with that tramp your allegedly engaged to and post about your undyling love/lust for me.

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Post by Sgt. Hulka » Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:03 pm

Felix wrote:
Sgt. Hulka wrote:Does anybody believe Felix's bullshit about needing to two computers to post as separate handles?

I've posted on here as Hulka and Noisewater simultaneously by using two different browsers.


Oh my, the only person who gets attacked by more rakes than you is Sausage Blob. Keep on truckin', Turbo Lover.


Are you and Moe doing some sort of tryout for the professional lairs club?

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Post by Felix » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:13 pm

Sgt. Hulka wrote:Are you and Moe doing some sort of tryout for the professional lairs club?


Did you drop out of high school?
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Post by Sgt. Hulka » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:14 pm

So, yes then?

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Post by Felix » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:20 pm

Would you let this man put a gerbil in your bottom?

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Post by Sgt. Hulka » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:21 pm

cowtown wrote:
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pezworld wrote:Flexi: Tuna doesn't back down. He wouldn't give you the satisfaction.

And yes, I get along with him.


You get along with everyone though. Tuna equates stubbornness with strength. He is a weak and stupid creature. He is also mean and coarse and insecure, which means he deserves and feels all the abuse he gets. I love having him around.


So what do you deserve, really?

Have you ever been your own judge and executioner?

I understand the impulse but to act upon it?

why do you always try to pretend your own cruelty, mean-spiritedness is justified?

Stop lying

You are a mean little prick with more issues than the average Betty Ford patient, why not just own it? It's what you are

Are you trying to justify it to yourself or to the board?

Your delusions puzzle me

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Post by Sgt. Hulka » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:22 pm

Felix wrote:Would you let this man put a gerbil in your bottom?


So, yes then?

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Post by Felix » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:23 pm

Yes, cowtown is much smarter than you, and capable of writing more than a one-line post. You dropped out of high school when you found out you'd have to write more than one sentence, right? The thought of writing that three-page term paper was more than your brain could handle, I'm sure. SVO, dude.
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Post by Sgt. Hulka » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:25 pm

So, yes then? You're a professional liar?

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Post by Sgt. Hulka » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:26 pm

XFile?

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Post by Sgt. Hulka » Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:27 pm

It shouldn't take this long to type yes or no.

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Post by Scott_Baio » Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:08 pm

Hulka, I know you want to get into this cat fight and represent but this exchange is killing any sort of buzz this thread once had.

Could you start a new one so you and Felix can argue about Rob Halford somewhere else?

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Post by Felix » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:32 pm

Douche hammer, bring it on.
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Post by golgo13 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:38 pm

This site could use one of those charts with posters represented by circles and connecting lines representing friendship or antagonism.

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Post by Doc » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:45 pm

Just to inspire a few more posts of outrage here, let me add that on another forum, btraven pretends to be a professor who teaches creative writing.
As Aldous Huxley pointed out, "The propagandist's purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human."

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Post by golgo13 » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:56 pm

what is the address of Billet's forum?

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Post by Doc » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:01 pm

As Aldous Huxley pointed out, "The propagandist's purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human."

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Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:10 pm

Scott_Baio wrote:Hulka, I know you want to get into this cat fight and represent but this exchange is killing any sort of buzz this thread once had.

Could you start a new one so you and Felix can argue about Rob Halford somewhere else?

Belch.


With all due respect of course Scott, tell the professional liar to start the thread since the attention whore brought it up. I'm not arguing about Halford anyway. I just want Xfile to answer a simple question. Why he can't do that is perplexing, since he claims to be smarter than your average bear.

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Post by Piel! » Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:00 am

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Scott_Baio wrote:Hulka, I know you want to get into this cat fight and represent but this exchange is killing any sort of buzz this thread once had.

Could you start a new one so you and Felix can argue about Rob Halford somewhere else?

Belch.


With all due respect of course Scott, tell the professional liar to start the thread since the attention whore brought it up. I'm not arguing about Halford anyway. I just want Xfile to answer a simple question. Why he can't do that is perplexing, since he claims to be smarter than your average bear.


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Post by northern_goddess » Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:12 am

golgo13 wrote:This site could use one of those charts with posters represented by circles and connecting lines representing friendship or antagonism.


Or one of those things where other posters could indicate how boring or interesting they find the discussion.... sort of like what they do on CNN during the debates.
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Post by muthafunky » Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:26 am

Or one of those things where other posters could indicate how boring or interesting they find the discussion.... sort of like what they do on CNN during the debates.


This thread would sure rate high in the interesting vote... 15 pages and counting!

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golgo13 wrote:This site could use one of those charts with posters represented by circles and connecting lines representing friendship or antagonism.


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Post by northern_goddess » Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:44 am

muthafunky wrote:
Or one of those things where other posters could indicate how boring or interesting they find the discussion.... sort of like what they do on CNN during the debates.


This thread would sure rate high in the interesting vote... 15 pages and counting!


Well, highly interesting to about 8 people.
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Post by Sgt. Hulka » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:20 pm

I figured this would be moved to Famous Dishes.

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Sgt. Hulka wrote:I figured this would be moved to Famous Dishes.


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Green Manalishi

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Sgt. Hulka wrote:Green Manalishi


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Catharsis or Catheterization?

Rather hard to tell at this point, but plenty entertaining just the same 8)
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Post by AussieBob » Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:39 pm

Sgt. Hulka wrote:
Felix wrote:
Sgt. Hulka wrote:Does anybody believe Felix's bullshit about needing to two computers to post as separate handles?

I've posted on here as Hulka and Noisewater simultaneously by using two different browsers.


Oh my, the only person who gets attacked by more rakes than you is Sausage Blob. Keep on truckin', Turbo Lover.


Are you and Moe doing some sort of tryout for the professional lairs club?


I reckon so, he is talking about his lame barbs and Wellpisser's (shorty's) even lamer attacks. Both are about as effective as a one legged turtle.
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Post by snowgirl » Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:44 pm

Where's Scottie to fill us in on why he detests felix so much? His teaser on the last page is all that's keeping me here.

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Post by Scott_Baio » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:19 pm

Where's Scottie to fill us in on why he detests felix so much?


I actually got busy at work and forgot about it.

I should get on it.
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Post by Piel! » Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:14 am

snowgirl wrote:Where's Scottie to fill us in on why he detests felix so much? His teaser on the last page is all that's keeping me here.


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Post by GeoDaddy » Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:41 am

Geez, do I really need to go back and read thru this thread???

I wonder if Btraven bothered to respond once the contrast of his accusation and his email were posted...

And if I have to go to the next level... or just drop it???

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Post by northern_goddess » Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:48 am

GeoDaddy wrote:And if I have to go to the next level... or just drop it???

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Post by leelee » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:16 am

you won.

no he did not return to write any response.

the others are just bickering amongst themselves as usual.

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Post by Wilster » Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:04 am

leelee wrote:you won.

no he did not return to write any response.

the others are just bickering amongst themselves as usual.


Not me, I'm an avid fan of both btragic and geo; I am still enthusiastically waiting for another rumble, perhaps in this very thread. C'mon guys, make it happen!
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