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Post by Wilster » Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:53 pm

Mutha - Jeff Daniels (Big Lebowksi)


Dude, Jeff Daniels was NOT in The Big Lebowski.

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Post by thoughtpolice » Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:47 pm

I was thinking Ron Jeremy as Mutha.

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Post by AnnieOakley » Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:48 pm

You doing a cameo, Tcop?
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Post by thoughtpolice » Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:58 pm

Sorry Annie you'll have to speak to my agent.

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Post by Ian_in_DC » Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:13 pm

Wilster wrote:
Mutha - Jeff Daniels (Big Lebowksi)


Dude, Jeff Daniels was NOT in The Big Lebowski.

Jeff Bridges and the fat husband from "Roseanne" were. Still doesn't detract from the epic status of this thread though. An exercise in pure retardation.
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Post by Felix » Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:18 pm

This is why Ariel Sharon is a war criminal.
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Post by Rinoa » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:12 pm

OK, random replies:

a) That infamous MSN log where I compare the Stew to a company has more to be read before and after the bit selected. It was a parallelism I used while talking to Billet, since the only thing she seems to know about is bloody air conditioners and running businesses for 26 years (I guess that the 25 figure is outdated after all).

b) There was a logging system in place until the marketing team showed up and *someone* (neither me nor mutha know who the hell did it) erased all software from our server back then. I didn't have the passwords to install such a thing on the Yahoo! server.

c) Zara claims to have deleted my handle because she didn't have access to ban me. You pretty much need the same username/password to ban and delete handles, it's simply two different clicks in the Administrator Control Panel. You could have instructed shmishmina to do otherwise.

d) Zara and shmishmina (and Billet that finally showed up in this OP) all resort to ad hominem attacks against whoever dares to disprove their false accusations.

e) I never was the 'boss' of the Stew. The whole 'boss' thing started when I removed the admin status from the mods when weird things happened on the stew (re: the deletion of the files I talked about before). Apart from that, I made sure that the board was running on the technical side, not giving a rat's ass if zara has or hasn't the 'admin' label next to her handle, up until it showed that it was perilous for the board to have more administrators than moderators.

It seems that this OP has made the whole situation clearer.
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Post by Felix » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:19 pm

I love this thread. It makes me feel sane.
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Post by Rinoa » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:32 pm

Felix wrote:I love this thread. It makes me feel sane.


In general, talking to people that don't use the Stew about the stew makes you look insane (not to mention trying to explain to people what the heck happened with that Burmese guidebook :lol:)
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Post by crzypt » Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:49 pm

thoughtpolice wrote: I'm thinking Pee Wee Herman or Gilbert Gottfried for the Cowtown role


Nah - Bruce Dern

In many of his most memorable roles, he was the the guy who seemed crazy at first and ended up being the smartest one of all.....

And since we're on the subject, how 'bout a young Henry Fonda as Jono? An honest man who tried to do the right thing, in the midst of a bad situation, and paid a heavy price for it
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Post by jono in adelaide » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:58 pm

Cowtown,

you still are somewhat off, but getting closer.

If you want a full explenatio of what went on, and my role, PM me.

I am just glad all the bullshit is behind us, and that I have managed to keep on good terms with everybody involved, which is far more important than a small internet message board to me.
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Post by zara » Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:19 am

?? jon

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Post by zara » Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:22 am

wth??? :(

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Post by jono in adelaide » Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:34 am

zara, just the details of why I still held admin powers after the resignation notice went up, nothing sinister
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Post by zara » Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:57 am

i guess i misunderstood, i can understand the need for diplomacy and neutrality for those continuing on the latest modteam who were involved in the events that took place, but i confess your post stunned me.

jon wrote:you still are somewhat off, but getting closer.
If you want a full explenatio of what went on...


it actually sounded like you were validating what he'd said about me after i've already given an honest and pretty thorough explanation based upon the threads in the moderating roundtable & discussions we've had. thank you for being specific and sorry for the misunderstanding.

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Post by candy is dandy but... » Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:16 pm

Does this all come down to Doodle conning Jono into letting her back in, then deleting Manos is a fit of pique and keeping quiet about it when all hell broke loose and accusations were flying?

Also, did Splatt know that Doodle deleted Manos?

Bet she did.
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Post by simon_in_exile » Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:39 pm

Wow.

So who moderates this place now? At least Jono and Mutha come out of this thread looking decent.

And for the record Chachi isn't Joey - in fact if Joey is posting under any other handle here then his posting quality has gone through the floor, as I can't recognise him in any handles here. Shame.
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Post by crossfire » Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:40 pm

Also, did Splatt know that Doodle deleted Manos?


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Now is everyone clear?
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Post by btraven » Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:26 pm

.....And apparently, Moderators have been begging that evil control-freak known as Manos for a log of who logged in and when since last October which he REFUSES to uh, you know, "produce".

They have done everything short of a torch-lit march to his house like in the Frankenstein Movie. He does nothing but stonewall them and bob and weave via incomprehensible broken-english blather. In that sense, he's no better than Cowtown.

What's up with that? Air-conditioner ranting by the yard, but not a single scientilla of vital and life-affirming log-producing? Seems odd if he's Mr. Concerened-for-the-board like he says. My prediction: He pulls a Hillary Clinton and says he "lost" the log. Yeah, yeah, the dog ate my Log. That's totally believable.

And to clarify:

I'm merely pro-Log. I have no other stake in this conflict.

PRODUCE THE LOG!!!

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Post by candy is dandy but... » Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:55 pm

What is a log?
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Post by Ian_in_DC » Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:00 pm

candy is dandy but... wrote:What is a log?

The results of my "reading in the library." Oh man, that oatmeal is starting to rumble now.....
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Post by AnnieOakley » Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:20 pm

What a great thread.
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Post by halo » Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:16 pm

What a great thread.
This, my friends, is theatre.

Uh..I said that like 2 pages back..

Is it true the log also reveals the truth about Mary Magdelene?

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Post by MrA » Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:19 pm

halo wrote:
What a great thread.
This, my friends, is theatre.

Uh..I said that like 2 pages back..

Is it true the log also reveals the truth about Mary Magdelene?


Dan Brown has already optioned this thread.
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Post by thoughtpolice » Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:55 pm

Nah - Bruce Dern

In many of his most memorable roles, he was the the guy who seemed crazy at first and ended up being the smartest one of all.....

Nope, the reverse has happened with Cow. He's reducd to the role of the mosquito in the tent late at night......unaware of the larger universe outside, whining on endlessly.....
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Post by AnnieOakley » Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:10 pm

I'm planning on Italy next year, and I've always wanted to see The Log of Turin.
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Post by Morwen » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:12 pm

Some potential film titles:

Gone Wtth The Log
A Log To Remember
Raiders Of The Lost Log
Dr Strangelove: or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Log
The Silence Of The Log

Or just simply

The Log

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Post by pezworld » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:25 pm

Log, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
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Post by btraven » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:39 pm

The Log Goodbye.

'Says it all, no?

And I used my considerable pull:

Geodaddy will be along shortly.

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Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:39 pm

The Logfather

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Post by AnnieOakley » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:43 pm

Everybody, all together now,
This Log is Your Log, this Log is my Log....
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Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:45 pm

from california to the new york islands..

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Post by btraven » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:51 pm

......Then there's that weird permutation where Zara leaps up after being log-demander #1 (a title I like to think that I have wrestled away from all comers) and says, "n-n-not so fast, maybe we DON'T want to look at the log". And then Manos starts backing away from the log-concept as if it were Kryptonite.

And where the hell is Cowtown, the should-be demander of log-truth in all this log-subterfuge? He offers up some nonsensical bit of log-nursery-rhyme and then suddenly slumps into a log-coma of log-funk.

Don't I seem an unlikely candidate for log-advocate? When called, I was not found log-wanting. Cowtown can quote me on that.

Huh?

Can the log-genie ever really be put back in the log-bottle? People say 'screenplay'; I say the log-story-arch must play out.

But that's just me.

And can we get a reading on just how many logs are floating around (as logs will) and what kind?

Does anyone really know?

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Post by zara » Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:03 pm

golgo nailed it. troll hunt and puppetmaster. :roll:

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Post by AnnieOakley » Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:35 pm

"log-demander"
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Post by AnnieOakley » Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:36 pm

Changed my mind...
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Post by btraven » Mon May 01, 2006 1:20 pm

Recent Log Upate:

Apparently no log of ANY kind exists! People come, go, delete each other and no record is ever kept, or at least not in any form that could loosely be described as a you-know-what.

Then what is or isn't the log that people have been crying about for half a year? RoadWarrior was a cool, sane guy -why didn't someone just gently tell them there was no log instead of fucking with him endlessly by pretending to withold it? That goes double for sweetie-Zara, too. Log-taunting? Unforgivable, in my book.

Is this some kind of log-cargo cult where primitive natives hope for log-manna to just drop down upon them from the heavens?

If you've wailed about the log, pined for the log, or -better yet- had a close encounter of the log-kind, we need to hear from you.

Because if there is no log to pour over and settle a million simmering grudges with, I may well have bet on the wrong horse, cause-wise.

Jesus, 'talk about fighting windmills.

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Post by muthafunky » Mon May 01, 2006 6:08 pm

Not sure how the log attained such legendary status. The log people were all told at the time that no record of treachery was ever found.

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Post by incognita » Mon May 01, 2006 6:18 pm

The shooter on the grassy knoll has the log in his possession.
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Post by section8 » Mon May 01, 2006 6:21 pm

The log is hidden in a cave in France. There is a secret society that has guarded it for generations.
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Post by incognita » Mon May 01, 2006 6:32 pm

The log has been abducted by aliens and is being "probed" as we speak.

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Post by thoughtpolice » Mon May 01, 2006 6:42 pm

There is no log. There never was a log.
Two posters who claim they saw the log have had 'accidents'.

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Post by blueeyes_austin » Mon May 01, 2006 7:09 pm

Perhaps our posters should write secondhand logs:

"The Log of Cowtown"
"The Log of Btraven"
"The Log of Zara"

We can then appoint a newbie to spread the "Log" news and later hold a Council to determine which four are closest to the truth.

Naw, just a crazy idea....
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Post by cowtown » Mon May 01, 2006 7:12 pm

mutha is fixing
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Post by AnnieOakley » Mon May 01, 2006 7:14 pm

[In cheesy Oz accent]
"Tha's not a log. This ere's a log.
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Post by thoughtpolice » Mon May 01, 2006 8:03 pm

mutha is fixing

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Post by muthafunky » Mon May 01, 2006 8:28 pm

thoughtpolice's log is featured on ratemypoop.com

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Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Mon May 01, 2006 8:33 pm

Soda 2.0 wrote:A Log Ran Through It
American Log-X
Apocalypse Log
Raging Log
Log Magnolias


Fast Times at Ridgemont Log, Star Trek: The Search for Log, Star Wars: the Log Strikes Back, Bridge over the River Log.

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