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Re: GET THE CUNTS OFF MY THREADS

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Post by Lincoln » Mon May 12, 2014 2:15 pm

Why didn't you take the nifty on that Geece?

Poor show.

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Post by Geece » Mon May 12, 2014 2:19 pm

Who gives a fuck, cunt?

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Post by Agent009 » Mon May 12, 2014 3:45 pm

Well, geece sure fucked that all up.......
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Post by Geece » Mon May 12, 2014 3:59 pm

Agent009 wrote:Well, geece sure fucked that all up.......

Er, no.

I despise this 'nifty fifty' BS.

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Post by Agent009 » Mon May 12, 2014 4:03 pm

Oh, so your also selfish, glad we settled that.......
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Post by Lulu » Mon May 12, 2014 4:07 pm

pezworld wrote:WE BOUGHT THIS TODAY.


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Post by Lulu » Mon May 12, 2014 4:08 pm

VinnyD wrote:Annotated, could you link us to the offending threads? inquiring cunts want to know.


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Post by Geece » Mon May 12, 2014 4:20 pm

Agent009 wrote:Oh, so your also selfish, glad we settled that.......

Yes, yes. I'm everything you say I am.

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Post by northern_goddess » Mon May 12, 2014 5:10 pm

009 it looks like we will now have to race to 100.
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Post by eric84 » Mon May 12, 2014 5:16 pm

Much like alias, geeks has this absolute need to post in every sports thread, bleating the same drunken rants about Amerikkkan sports. I can understand anno's frustration as it serves to derail any decent discussion in sports.
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Re: GET THE CUNTS OFF MY THREADS

Post by Lincoln » Mon May 12, 2014 5:17 pm

Yes well fcuked up there Geece...re-read the Op you utter spastic,the nifty would have had the dude spinning.

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Post by Agent009 » Mon May 12, 2014 5:21 pm

Lulu, i like that branch name.....

northern_goddess wrote:009 it looks like we will now have to race to 100.

Game on!
CALLING ALL CUNTS!!!

If we want to get this thread rolling, someone should PM the churchladies.....
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Post by Agent009 » Mon May 12, 2014 5:24 pm

Not that i dont want to invite them.
Im just scared to invite them to.....
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Post by Agent009 » Mon May 12, 2014 5:25 pm

CUNTFEST


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Re: GET THE CUNTS OFF MY THREADS

Post by Geece » Mon May 12, 2014 5:38 pm

Lincoln wrote:re-read the Op

I never read it the first time, why would I waste my time? It sounds like a bunch of cunts calling each other cunts.

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Post by Agent009 » Mon May 12, 2014 5:45 pm

Geece wrote:It sounds like a bunch of cunts calling each other cunts.

ITS CUNTS CALLING ON MORE CUNTS TO JOIN IN THIS THREAD.
Its obvious YOU got the message, dont play dumb.
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Post by Geece » Mon May 12, 2014 5:48 pm

You seem annoyed that I got the first post on the second page. I hope you get the first post on the third page otherwise I don't know what'll happen. You have good spamming skills after that mess in the music thread. Have fun. Cunt.

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Geece wrote:You seem annoyed that I got the first post on the second page. I hope you get the first post on the third page otherwise I don't know what'll happen. You have good spamming skills after that mess in the music thread. Have fun. Cunt.



You are a joyless cunt Geece...

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Post by incognita » Mon May 12, 2014 6:15 pm

There's only one thing left to say...er...sing:


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Post by Agent009 » Mon May 12, 2014 6:24 pm

^ HA!

Fucking CUNTS!
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Post by Geece » Mon May 12, 2014 6:46 pm

Lincoln wrote:You are a joyless cunt Geece...

I'm full of joy and I really want Agent009 to get the first post on the third page now. He seems to need it.


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Post by auntie » Mon May 12, 2014 6:47 pm

Fuck you all you cunts
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Post by northern_goddess » Mon May 12, 2014 7:05 pm

The etymology of "cunt" is a matter of debate,[7] but most sources consider the word to have derived from a Germanic word (Proto-Germanic *kuntō, stem *kuntōn-), which appeared as kunta in Old Norse. Scholars are uncertain of the origin of the Proto-Germanic form itself.[8] In Middle English, it appeared with many spellings, such as coynte, cunte and queynte, which did not always reflect the actual pronunciation of the word. There are cognates in most Germanic languages, such as the Swedish, Faroese and Nynorsk kunta; West Frisian and Middle Low German kunte; Middle Dutch conte; Dutch kut & kont; Middle Low German kutte; Middle High German kotze ("prostitute"); German kott, and perhaps Old English cot. The etymology of the Proto-Germanic term is disputed. It may have arisen by Grimm's law operating on the Proto-Indo-European root *gen/gon "create, become" seen in gonads, genital, gamete, genetics, gene, or the Proto-Indo-European root *gʷneh₂/guneh₂ "woman" (Greek: gunê, seen in gynaecology). Relationships to similar-sounding words such as the Latin cunnus ("vulva"), and its derivatives French con, Spanish coño, and Portuguese cona, or in Persian kun (کون), have not been conclusively demonstrated. Other Latin words related to cunnus are cuneus ("wedge") and its derivative cunēre ("to fasten with a wedge", (figurative) "to squeeze in"), leading to English words such as cuneiform ("wedge-shaped").

The word in its modern meaning is attested in Middle English. Proverbs of Hendyng, a manuscript from some time before 1325, includes the advice:[9]

Ȝeue þi cunte to cunnig and craue affetir wedding.
(Give your cunt wisely and make [your] demands after the wedding.)
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Hey! Remember Lou Knee? Found him

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Post by rider5 » Mon May 12, 2014 11:20 pm

Geece kicked ass on this thread. I laughed.

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Post by VinnyD » Mon May 12, 2014 11:36 pm

Relationships to similar-sounding words such as the Latin cunnus ("vulva"), and its derivatives French con, Spanish coño, and Portuguese cona, or in Persian kun (کون), have not been conclusively demonstrated.

I would go further and say that any relationship between cunt and cunnus is extremely unlikely. The Indo-European consonant that gives rise to a c in Latin gives rise to an h in the Germanic languages. Latin canis, English hound; Latin centum, English hundred, etc. Conversely, where you have a c- or k- sound in modern English, you expect a g in a Latin word from the same root. English cold, Latin gelidus; English kin, Latin genus. Words that begin with a c in both English and Latin really can't be derived through Germanic and Italic from Indo-European. They could reflect a later borrowing, like Latin calor, English calorie, but that seems impossible with cunt/cunnus.

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Post by jamesconnolly » Mon May 12, 2014 11:43 pm

You need more cunt, vinny

i know i do.
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Post by incognita » Tue May 13, 2014 12:15 am

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Post by Geece » Tue May 13, 2014 4:23 pm

Cunt.

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Cunt.

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Post by Geece » Tue May 13, 2014 4:26 pm

I really want Agent009 to get the first post on the next page so I'm going to keep posting till we're almost there. Cunt.

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Post by Geece » Tue May 13, 2014 4:26 pm

He needs it. Cunt.

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Post by Geece » Tue May 13, 2014 4:27 pm

What will we do if he doesn't get it? Cunt.

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Post by Geece » Tue May 13, 2014 4:28 pm

This post takes us one post nearer satisfying him. Cunt.

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Post by Geece » Tue May 13, 2014 4:28 pm

And I hope someone else doesn't steal it from him. Cunt.

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Post by Geece » Tue May 13, 2014 4:29 pm

I'm not sure I have the stamina to keep him happy. Cunt.

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Post by Geece » Tue May 13, 2014 4:30 pm

But I don't want him to be upset. Cunt.

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Post by Geece » Tue May 13, 2014 4:30 pm

This'll be the 93rd post. Cunt.

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Post by Geece » Tue May 13, 2014 4:31 pm

Agent009, I'm doing this for you. Cunt.

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Post by Geece » Tue May 13, 2014 4:32 pm

I want to know if Agent009 is coming to post the first post on the next page. Cunt.

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Post by Geece » Tue May 13, 2014 4:33 pm

I hope there are no usurpers around. Cunt.

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Post by Geece » Tue May 13, 2014 4:34 pm

I want to come back to this thread knowing I did it for him. Cunt.

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Post by auntie » Tue May 13, 2014 4:34 pm

Get a life you knob
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Post by Geece » Tue May 13, 2014 4:35 pm

Just two more posts and then it'll be ready for Agent009. Cunt.

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