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GET THE CUNTS OFF MY THREADS

Post by Annotated » Fri May 09, 2014 6:48 pm

somebody get the wos pieces of shit off my threads
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Post by jamesconnolly » Fri May 09, 2014 7:17 pm

so gay
“During moments of strife and 'dis-ease', check your flow and redirect your focus to that which is naturally good.”

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Post by Annotated » Fri May 09, 2014 7:26 pm

This is not the pick up section of Craig's List. Take your advertisements elsewhere.
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Post by Agent009 » Fri May 09, 2014 8:06 pm

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Post by spampants » Fri May 09, 2014 10:39 pm

Would someone please take pity on the poor white guy who's being oppressed? He can't stand up for himself.
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“During moments of strife and 'dis-ease', check your flow and redirect your focus to that which is naturally good.”

“May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch”

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Post by pezworld » Sat May 10, 2014 2:44 am

Someone ought to do something.
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Post by jamesconnolly » Sat May 10, 2014 9:46 am

pwned
“During moments of strife and 'dis-ease', check your flow and redirect your focus to that which is naturally good.”

“May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch”

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Post by Annotated » Sat May 10, 2014 2:35 pm

pezworld wrote:Someone ought to do something.


Don't be a stupid shithole, Pez. YOU ought to do something. You have the power to.

Why do you let these stupid cunts ruin perfectly good threads for everyone?

The moderation here is a complete joke. First you let mods delete threads based on their own personal biases, and then you refuse to clean up threads that have been shitted on and BAN the stupid fucks who ruin them.

What a joke.
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Post by spampants » Sat May 10, 2014 2:40 pm

Annotated wrote:
pezworld wrote:Someone ought to do something.


Don't be a stupid shithole, Pez. YOU ought to do something. You have the power to.

Why do you let these stupid cunts ruin perfectly good threads for everyone?

The moderation here is a complete joke. First you let mods delete threads based on their own personal biases, and then you refuse to clean up threads that have been shitted on and BAN the stupid fucks who ruin them.

What a joke.


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Post by pezworld » Sat May 10, 2014 2:55 pm

Whiner.
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Post by VinnyD » Sat May 10, 2014 2:57 pm

Is there a particular thread that prompted this OP?

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Post by harry_flashman » Sat May 10, 2014 3:13 pm

First you let mods delete threads based on their own personal biases


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Post by mishmish » Sat May 10, 2014 9:40 pm

harry_flashman wrote:
First you let mods delete threads based on their own personal biases


yup

LOL I presume you would have preferred YOUR personal biases. Sorry dude. You need to attain public consensus of mod-dom for that. No offence, but I don't see that happening.

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Post by Lincoln » Sun May 11, 2014 9:11 pm

The Op is a wanker.

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Post by Agent009 » Mon May 12, 2014 12:28 am

Its gonna take some work, but i see a nifty in this threads future.....
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Post by pezworld » Mon May 12, 2014 12:46 am

Agent009 wrote:Its gonna take some work, but i see a nifty in this threads future.....

HE NEEDS A FEW MORE CUNTS TO POST ON HIS THREAD FIRST.
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Post by VinnyD » Mon May 12, 2014 12:58 am

COUNT ME IN.

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Post by spampants » Mon May 12, 2014 1:01 am

Lincoln wrote:The Op is a wanker.


OP is a screeching victim in need of affirmative action.
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Post by Agent009 » Mon May 12, 2014 1:22 am

Haha!
Send out the call!.....
CUNTS UNITE!
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Post by northern_goddess » Mon May 12, 2014 1:29 am

Agent009 wrote:Its gonna take some work, but i see a nifty in this threads future.....

I'm here for you.
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We are all here not for one person, but for one reason...
All of us potesters have all been pulled to this unique place by a combination of cosmic internets forces of enlightenment and airline miles, from all corners of the universe, known and unknown.
A powerfull collective of minds, working together not just to solve the worlds problems.
Not just to fued™...
Or to be band©!.......
Or to dissect posts into quick quotes to prove our point!!.............
Or to trade soup recipes!!!..................

But to post with gay abandon, till it rains niftys upon the realm of stewlandia!!!!!11!!1!!!!
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Post by incognita » Mon May 12, 2014 2:34 am

I'm in.
As an adult, the beer aisle at the grocery makes me feel exactly like the cereal aisle made me feel as a kid.

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Post by incognita » Mon May 12, 2014 2:58 am

We need more cunts to come and post here.
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Post by incognita » Mon May 12, 2014 2:59 am

CALLING ALL KUNTS!
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Post by rider5 » Mon May 12, 2014 3:02 am

This might be the only time I'll ever sympathize with the op.

I don't have much experience with the sports tards but dreck like queefrania are a scourge on this site.

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Post by Agent009 » Mon May 12, 2014 3:21 am

Rise...
Unite!.......
Dear subjects of the stew!!
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Through the use of the black arts i summone theee!!......
Eye of newt, cup of shit river water, shot of goats spunk, and 7 pints of fermented barley....
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I summon for all the posting proficiency of jamesconnoly!!!
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Post by section8 » Mon May 12, 2014 3:34 am

We'll need a batsman soon. Where's Grecian?
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Post by Lulu » Mon May 12, 2014 3:44 am

Someone, anyone, please enlighten those of us in the dark. This epic meltdown was caused by offending posters in the World of Spunk branch? Taking a peek in there for the first time since Elton John last puked onto his dressing gown, I find only two OPs on page one by the whiner-in-chief, Anno-tit, here:

NFL Talk by Anno-whiner
Baseball Talk by Anno-pantshitter

They are both quite innocuous threads. Have I missed something? Or is this controlling, victimized crybaby actually demanding justice over a couple of minor disagreements and a call for a nifty? No wonder these red-faced bellowers soil themselves over no longer maintaining any control over women and minorities - institutionalized oppression is their only chance for success in life.

If I'm mistaken in identifying the offending posts, please link me to the thread that led to this meltdown so I may make fun of him with more precision. Not that any of the above is untrue. Rider mentions queefie but I don't see it posting in either.

Also, mods, please rename this the Annotated/Chimes "Victims Unite!!!111!!" branch.
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Post by pezworld » Mon May 12, 2014 5:21 am

Jesus, you turn your back for one second and the next thing you know, everyone's going all fucking kumbaya and shit around this dump - Moe

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Jesus, you turn your back for one second and the next thing you know, everyone's going all fucking kumbaya and shit around this dump - Moe

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Jesus, you turn your back for one second and the next thing you know, everyone's going all fucking kumbaya and shit around this dump - Moe

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Jesus, you turn your back for one second and the next thing you know, everyone's going all fucking kumbaya and shit around this dump - Moe

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Jesus, you turn your back for one second and the next thing you know, everyone's going all fucking kumbaya and shit around this dump - Moe

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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

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This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.

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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm

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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

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Post by chimes » Mon May 12, 2014 10:40 am

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Car bomb in Ireland

Huge bomb found as Giro d'Italia party hits town

ANTI-terrorist detectives seized a massive car bomb in Dublin which was primed and ready to be detonated.

The car containing the milk churn bomb was discovered by gardai in the car park of the Finnstown Country House hotel in Lucan, Co Dublin.

Sources revealed that it contained 50lb of explosives made from fertiliser, and was armed and ready for use with a timer attached.

While the intended target remained unclear, the bomb was seized just hours before the culmination of the high profile Giro d'Italia.

The cycling race brought hundreds of thousands of people to the streets of Dublin yesterday, and the event is broadcast to 125 million households worldwide.

"This was a deadly, full-size bomb which had been wired up and ready for imminent use. If it had gone off it would have caused total devastation," a source said.

etc etc, Irish Independent


Cunts.

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Post by VinnyD » Mon May 12, 2014 11:04 am

Lulu wrote:Someone, anyone, please enlighten those of us in the dark. This epic meltdown was caused by offending posters in the World of Spunk branch? Taking a peek in there for the first time since Elton John last puked onto his dressing gown, I find only two OPs on page one by the whiner-in-chief, Anno-tit, here:

NFL Talk by Anno-whiner
Baseball Talk by Anno-pantshitter

They are both quite innocuous threads. Have I missed something? Or is this controlling, victimized crybaby actually demanding justice over a couple of minor disagreements and a call for a nifty? No wonder these red-faced bellowers soil themselves over no longer maintaining any control over women and minorities - institutionalized oppression is their only chance for success in life.

If I'm mistaken in identifying the offending posts, please link me to the thread that led to this meltdown so I may make fun of him with more precision. Not that any of the above is untrue. Rider mentions queefie but I don't see it posting in either.

Also, mods, please rename this the Annotated/Chimes "Victims Unite!!!111!!" branch.


I don't know what threads he is talking about either. I asked above, but remain an ignorant cunt. They can't be on WoS, though. He was complaining about WoS to55ers invading his threads, which I think implies that they are on other branches.

Does anyone know what cunt-riddled threads Annotated was complaining about?

Anyway, in terms of getting to a nifty, cunt me in, as I almost said before.

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Post by VinnyD » Mon May 12, 2014 11:05 am

Annotated, could you link us to the offending threads? inquiring cunts want to know.

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VinnyD is a fcuking wanker and an Ubernerd.

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