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Post by StanDeMan » Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:16 pm

What books would you write or like seen written by PSers?
If you had to write a book about a PSer what would the title be?
What books would you like to see be written by PSers.

For me:
If I had to write a book I think it'd be a biography.

G_D'S CREATION
The life and works of Dr. Jelly Belly
From frozen dog heads and NY peep shows to American mental health

Other titles I'd like are:

By Patrik........
Plumbers guide to financial success and proper dating etiquette.

By Godjira..........
ALL ABOARD!
A guide to forum posting from the Tokyo subway system (Map insert included!)

By Zaffer..............
A three fold brochure titled:
Greatest Nation on Earth
All you need to know about American history, culture, politics and other stuff.

By myself:
A poor man's guide to living much cheaper

By American Joe:
All you ever wanted to know about butchering a moose.

By Scuba Steve:
Self defense and how to properly bash honkies abroad.

So many more on my wish list.
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Post by andybox » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:16 pm

Oooh I'd buy Zaffer's book, just for the controversy.
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A decent, non-plagiarized guide to the Union of Myanmar.
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andybox wrote:A combined effort by all us Australians could be titled - Circle the wagons.


:lol:

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Post by StrangeLove » Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:03 pm

From Eirich: How to Stalk, A Practitioners Guide

From coffeeguy: You're Racist, Honkey: Tales of My Oppression

From pez: Herding Cats, My Life as a Moderator

From Avalon: My Dog, The Chiropractor

From flexi: Stay in Your Lane, The Tall Mans Guide to Focusing

From scuba Steve: Eating Alone: A Fine Dining Guide to The Phillipines

From strangelove: Fuck You, The Guide to Go Fuck Yourself

From AmericanJoe: Stay Away From My Niece, A Dating Guide for The Internet Age
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Post by Iolar » Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:28 pm

A combined effort by all us Australians could be titled - Circle the wagons.


For obvious reasons, it will have to be a picture book.
I like big quotes and I cannot lie

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Mine will be a best-seller. After which, I will be elected supreme dictator for life.
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Post by andybox » Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:49 pm

Iolar wrote:
A combined effort by all us Australians could be titled - Circle the wagons.


For obvious reasons, it will have to be a picture book.

Yes the target audience would be somewhat inarticulate.

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Targeting the domestic market?
I like big quotes and I cannot lie

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Post by andybox » Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:57 pm

Just the Irish backpackers.

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Post by Iolar » Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:00 pm

Yes, they are undereducated riffraff, yet end up being captains of industry Down Undah! What a place!
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Post by Lincoln » Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:00 pm

ooohh good one

How to make lovely pots-Undertree

"I drank poison and Survived"-Zaffer

How to flirt and not put out-Barbi

How to upset EVERYONE-Remi

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I Kill animals for fun because i'm surpressing my homosexuality-AmericanJoe

How to be great and popular and not eat meat-Lincoln

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Escape from Walmart-Scuba Steve

Jess & James,a love affair-Jess and James

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Post by The Mallard Missie » Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:04 pm

Lincoln wrote:ooohh good one

How to make lovely pots-Undertree

"I drank poison and Survived"-Zaffer

How to flirt and not put out-Barbi

How to upset EVERYONE-Remi

Trace your Horse Thief Ancestor-Andybox,Pez,Stringer_bell,bluedogrover,

I Kill animals for fun because i'm surpressing my homosexuality-AmericanJoe

How to be great and popular and not eat meat-Lincoln

Sell your website for millions-Muthafunky

Escape from Walmart-Scuba Steve

Jess & James,a love affair-Jess and James

Sport is great you KUNT-Grecian



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Post by Scuba Steve » Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:05 pm

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Post by ZAffer » Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:10 pm

Barack Obama was sitting in his office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang.

"Howzit, Barack!" a voice in broken English said. "This is Koos Vannermerwe here from the Doringboom Bar in Welkom , South Africa . I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you, boet (brother)!"

"Well, Koos," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Koos, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Jan, my next-door neighbour Lang Hannes , and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight of us!"

Barack paused. "I must tell you, Koos, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Blikkiesfontein!" said Koos. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, the next day, Koos called again. "Barack, my China, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Koos?" Barack asked.

"Well, we have four Hilux double-cabs, two kombis, an old Case bulldozer, and old Vet Gert's John Deere tractor".

Barack sighed. "I must tell you, Koos, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1,5 million since we last spoke."

"Liewe erdvark!" said Koos. "I'll have to get back to you..." Sure enough, Koos rang again the next day. "Barack, ou swear (old friend), the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Doepie's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four okes (guys) from the Virginia Hengelklub (hang-gliding club) have joined us as well!"

Barack was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Koos, I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Slaat my dood!"( knock me dead!), said Koos, "I'll have to ring you back." Sure enough, Koos called again the next day. "Jis, jis, jis, Barack! I am sorry to tell you that we've had to call off the war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well," said Koos, "we've all had a long chat over some klippies (brandy) and coke, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of war!"
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Post by jamesconnolly » Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:20 pm

"Jess & James,a love affair-Jess and James"

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Post by Godjira » Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:23 pm

"All Up In the Hood Wit My Tech n Shit in Yo Grill in a Wealthy Philippine Suburb" by Scuba Steve
That's the kind of bold flavor they enjoy in Albuquerque!

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:25 pm

Is no one else having issues trying to read those colours?
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jessica_fletcher wrote:Is no one else having issues trying to read those colours?



Did you drop acid?

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Post by jamesconnolly » Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:27 pm

what colours?
“During moments of strife and 'dis-ease', check your flow and redirect your focus to that which is naturally good.”

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Post by andybox » Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:28 pm

Use ya fucking magnifying glass Jess

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:28 pm

Not today, no.

I cant read them! The purple one especially.
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Post by ben_hanscombe » Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:56 pm

It's not easy for the emo types among us with the Black screens.
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What the fuck is that about?

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Post by sara666 » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:08 pm

White screens show the maroon print just fine.
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White too bright.

I'd like a grey screen please.
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Was CountZero ever a PSer?
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CRAZY!!!11!!!111!

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by Chimes


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James doesnt love me, it should be re titlted Vron n James
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I have a black screen. Those of you using a white screen are ricetits.

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jessica_fletcher wrote:James doesnt love me, it should be re titlted Vron n James



To be fair, you think i'm a weirdo
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jamesconnolly wrote:
jessica_fletcher wrote:James doesnt love me, it should be re titlted Vron n James



To be fair, you think i'm a weirdo



To be fair, you are.
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My life in a Gimp Mask in a Gimp Town in a Gimp Nation –Cat Scan Man
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The Neverending Acid Trip - by Cowtown
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jessica_fletcher wrote:
jamesconnolly wrote:
jessica_fletcher wrote:James doesnt love me, it should be re titlted Vron n James



To be fair, you think i'm a weirdo



To be fair, you are.


It was kind of a rhetorical statement, Jessica.

But, valid.
“During moments of strife and 'dis-ease', check your flow and redirect your focus to that which is naturally good.”

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Good stuff.

How about a collaborative effort?

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"The Art of Punctuation" by Australia.

"Guts, Hard Work, and Perseverence" by the flapster poster.

"My Favorite Birkenstocks" by Iolar.

"The Sword of Subtlety" by Tuna.

"PBS Is the Best Education" by Scotty.

"Glee" by MeowtheBrabender.

"The Shortcomings of the Spanish Inquisition" by pezworld.

"The Big Book of Felines" by avalon.
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jamesconnolly wrote:
jessica_fletcher wrote:James doesnt love me, it should be re titlted Vron n James



To be fair, you think i'm a weirdo


She's done worse.
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The never ending record, by Gato Pingado.

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Me, Myself and I
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