How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

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I would rate my own looks as a...

10
14
18%
9
3
4%
8
7
9%
7
13
17%
6
7
9%
5
7
9%
4
7
9%
3
4
5%
2
1
1%
1
2
3%
0
2
3%
I am a hippie and I can't remember what I look like
9
12%
 
Total votes: 76

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Post by equus » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:52 pm

barbi01 wrote:
equus wrote:Evening all

That's not you, is it?

Yep. I've posted it before here. It was at my birthday a few years ago - I was totally off my face.
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Post by snowgirl » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:52 pm

Aww, waldo. That's a lovely photo.
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Post by jamesconnolly » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:52 pm

Hey!
waldos
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Post by 5waldos » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:56 pm

First time ever- you should all feel honored.

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Post by bundes » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:57 pm

Me a few years ago. My hair is a lighter colour now.

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Post by Homerj » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:58 pm

Please tell me that's liquor and not balsamic vinegar in that bottle 5W.
Nice smile BTW.
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Post by jamesconnolly » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:59 pm

Is it wrong to say nice mouth?
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Post by leela » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:00 pm

5Ws! I never pictured you blonde!
Pass the wine...

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Post by barbi01 » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:01 pm

equus wrote:
barbi01 wrote:
equus wrote:Evening all

That's not you, is it?

Yep. I've posted it before here. It was at my birthday a few years ago - I was totally off my face.

I asked because I thought you were A LOT older. I must have mixed you up with someone.

Good to finally see you, Waldos.

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Post by 5waldos » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:02 pm

Homerj wrote:Please tell me that's liquor and not balsamic vinegar in that bottle 5W.
Nice smile BTW.


Probably olive oil- it was an Italian restaurant. The wine was around for sure. Hence the smile.

And yes Leela- always have been.

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Post by equus » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:07 pm

barbi01 wrote:I asked because I thought you were A LOT older. I must have mixed you up with someone.

Good to finally see you, Waldos.

I still look younger than my age actually. I was 40 in that pic.

Don't feel younger at the moment though.
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Post by Ryan » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:11 pm

over 1600 post, 4 attempts and nil successful photos.

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Post by incognita » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:11 pm

I like that picture of Equus, he looks so badass!

I don't think many people are trashing others on here, maybe a couple, but they're people who don't get along well anyway.

Ok, I'm taking the plunge...it was my birthday, so I'm shitfaced (plus, it was warm so my face is red), and yes, that's cognac in the glass. Not a great photo, but whatevballs. I promise, I look better after you've had a few yourself!

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Post by CatScanMan » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:14 pm

Woah, 5waldos, you're a woman! Nice pic.

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Post by jamesconnolly » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:15 pm

Obviously, you're shitfaced
its why i remember you
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Post by Homerj » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:17 pm

incognita wrote:I like that picture of Equus, he looks so badass!

I don't think many people are trashing others on here, maybe a couple, but they're people who don't get along well anyway.

Ok, I'm taking the plunge...it was my birthday, so I'm shitfaced (plus, it was warm so my face is red), and yes, that's cognac in the glass. Not a great photo, but whatevballs. I promise, I look better after you've had a few yourself!

Image


My wife goes red when she drinks as well. I like feeding them to her to see if I can get her into fire engine category.
That looks like a hap hap happy birthday if that smile is anything to go by.
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Post by 5waldos » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:23 pm

CatScanMan wrote:Woah, 5waldos, you're a woman! Nice pic.



Wondered how long it would be before someone said that! Yes, and thanks.

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Post by 5waldos » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:24 pm

Incognita- you look quite happy with the world in that picture!

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Post by jamesconnolly » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:28 pm

bundes wrote:Me a few years ago. My hair is a lighter colour now.

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you useless fuckers

say hello
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Post by leela » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:32 pm

Hello Bundes! I think I forgot to say hi because I was so shocked at 5Ws blondeness. But maybe, subconsciously, I was too jealous of your looks. And yes, you do have a nice mouth.
Pass the wine...

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Post by bundes » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:37 pm

Hi Leela.

That mouth comment was for me? I have no top lip!

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Post by jamesconnolly » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:40 pm

bundes wrote:Hi Leela.

That mouth comment was for me? I have no top lip!


but you have a bottom

pouts don't need an upper lip
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Post by lolasf » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:47 pm

Bundes, what I'm jealous of is your eyebrows. Why is it so hard for me to get mine right? Yours are perfect.
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Post by lolasf » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:48 pm

And I realize that's totally a girl thing to say.
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Post by bundes » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:51 pm

lolasf wrote:Bundes, what I'm jealous of is your eyebrows. Why is it so hard for me to get mine right? Yours are perfect.



Really??? I'm losing my eyebrows. I'm terrified I'm going to be one of those crazy looking women that have to sharpie their eyebrows on. I get them threaded every once in a while to clean up but they've pretty much just stopped growing.

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Post by Scuba Steve » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:52 pm

The good news is men don't notice eyebrows. You could shave them off. We wouldn't notice.

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Post by Chip_Oatley » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:54 pm

Bundes, you have beautiful skin.

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Post by bundes » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:56 pm

haha, thanks.

Funny thing as I read that I was rubbing on lotion on my earlobe as I noticed it's peeling.

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Post by jamesconnolly » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:59 pm

bundes wrote:haha, thanks.

Funny thing as I read that I was rubbing on lotion on my earlobe as I noticed it's peeling.

don't ruin it!
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Post by bundes » Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:02 pm

It was from too much naked sunbathing!

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Post by incognita » Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:02 pm

5waldos wrote:Incognita- you look quite happy with the world in that picture!


Yeah, I was laughing as a joke someone made :) You look quite happy in your pic too.

Bundes does have a nice mouth!

But doesn't NPH bat for the other team? He does have that squeaky clean, just washed behind his ears look tho.
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Post by lolasf » Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:09 pm

incognita wrote:But doesn't NPH bat for the other team? He does have that squeaky clean, just washed behind his ears look tho.


Yep, He's married to a man and has kids.
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Post by erkat » Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:13 pm

Don't like his hands - that marks him down for me.

I was also stunned by waldo's blondeness. Funny how the mental images just don't match up at times.

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He is funny, but not as much as Sheldon

i must stop watching shit American comedy channel
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Post by 5waldos » Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:36 am

erkat wrote:Don't like his hands - that marks him down for me.

I was also stunned by waldo's blondeness. Funny how the mental images just don't match up at times.


And in case you aren't all asking- it is pretty much natural. I get some highlights now in the winter when it begins to dull down a bit. I spent most of my life waiting for it to turn dishwatery- looks like that isn't going to happen. Or if it does- I'll be so damn old I really won't care.

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Post by avalon_ » Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:14 am

So good to see Equus posting! Hi!

And Incogs, that's a great picture. You look like you're having a blast. I always pictured you like the old woman smoking the cigar in your former avatar.

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Post by patate12 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:46 pm

I now officially have a crush on 5waldos. You look nothing like i expected but every bit like someone i'd like to take a roadtrip with.
Which doesn't mean i expected you to look like someone i wouldn't want to take a roadtrip with.
How old are you? You mentioned being retired but you look quite young.

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Post by Homerj » Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:53 pm

bundes wrote:Me a few years ago. My hair is a lighter colour now.

Image



Bundes looks like my MILF-y hair sylist.
She's Polish and if I'm not mistaken you are Eastern Yurpian as well, oui or non?
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Post by bundes » Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:56 pm

Homer, I'm Croatian.

I don't cut hair but if I did I would totally straddle male customers to make sure the sideburns are even.

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bundes wrote:Homer, I'm Croatian.

I don't cut hair but if I did I would totally straddle male customers to make sure the sideburns are even.


Jesus....I'm trying to get some work done.
No chance now with that visual image in my head.

I do admire your attention to detail, uneven sideburns are quite unattractive.
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bundes wrote:Homer, I'm Croatian.

I don't cut hair but if I did I would totally straddle male customers to make sure the sideburns are even.


That's what my dental hygenist does! He's a 280lb biker, though.
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bundes wrote:Homer, I'm Croatian.

I don't cut hair but if I did I would totally straddle male customers to make sure the sideburns are even.


My sideburns are uneven.
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Post by Homerj » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:06 pm

StrangeLove wrote:
bundes wrote:Homer, I'm Croatian.

I don't cut hair but if I did I would totally straddle male customers to make sure the sideburns are even.


That's what my dental hygenist does! He's a 280lb biker, though.


My dental hygenist has fake boobs, and I had sex with her when we were in our 20's (she didn't have the boobs then).
She presses them into me as well, but I think its just cuz they are so big, I don't think there is any leftover flirting there.
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defenestrator wrote:
bundes wrote:Homer, I'm Croatian.

I don't cut hair but if I did I would totally straddle male customers to make sure the sideburns are even.


My sideburns are uneven.


mine are unevener; big elvisish pork chop on one side, shaved like a baby's butt on the other. no one deserves straddling more than me, obvballs.
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Post by patate12 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:18 pm

StrangeLove wrote:That's what my dental hygenist does! He's a 280lb biker, though.


Your dental hygienist straddles his customers to make sure their sideburns are even?

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Post by Undertree » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:18 pm

My niece and I. I'm on the right. We're both drunk and stoned.

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nevermind
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Post by Undertree » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:28 pm

defenestrator wrote:Pass.


Oh thank god, I was worried my posting it wouldn't result in your reacting in a negative manner.
Did you see that?

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Post by jessica_fletcher » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:38 pm

Ha ha!

Defen you need some aloe?
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Post by Undertree » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:40 pm

defenestrator wrote:nevermind


Oh look, he's trying to cover it up. So cute.
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