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Am I gay?

Yes, say you are and we accept you as part of the community
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No, slight issue her: you dont fancy men only women.
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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by jono_in_adelaide » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:02 pm

I've decided to become straight
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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by EMG » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:03 pm

Again?

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by AntiFelix » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:16 pm

EMG wrote:Again?


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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by EMG » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:21 pm

Indeed. I'm surprised the ricetits Oztralians allow such disgusting terms as 'gay' and 'straight' to exist. Not to mention derogatory terms like 'male' and 'female'.

I don't see sexual orientation nor sex when I look at a human, merely a rich tapestry of indistinguishable cultural history that is neither alike nor different than any other culture or background.

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Post by AntiFelix » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:24 pm

EMG wrote:Indeed. I'm surprised the ricetits Oztralians allow such disgusting terms as 'gay' and 'straight' to exist. Not to mention derogatory terms like 'male' and 'female'.

I don't see sexual orientation nor sex when I look at a human, merely a rich tapestry of indistinguishable cultural history that is neither alike nor different than any other culture or background.


Great post. You are learning the Australian Way, which is the One True Way.
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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by temporaryhandle » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:24 pm

"Australia is a large and diverse nation. We are completely different from every other country on earth and there is no way you will ever understand us. As a result you are all stupid, you have no idea what you are talking about and should therefore shut the fuck up."

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by AntiFelix » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:28 pm

temporaryhandle wrote:"Australia is a large and diverse nation. We are completely different from every other country on earth and there is no way you will ever understand us. As a result you are all stupid, you have no idea what you are talking about and should therefore shut the fuck up."


You're just saying that because I'm black.
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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by EMG » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:32 pm

The term 'diverse' implies all humans are not the same and disgusts me.

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by jono_in_adelaide » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:42 pm

AntiFelix wrote:
EMG wrote:Indeed. I'm surprised the ricetits Oztralians allow such disgusting terms as 'gay' and 'straight' to exist. Not to mention derogatory terms like 'male' and 'female'.

I don't see sexual orientation nor sex when I look at a human, merely a rich tapestry of indistinguishable cultural history that is neither alike nor different than any other culture or background.


Great post. You are learning the Australian Way, which is the One True Way.



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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by EMG » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:44 pm

Oooh. I would love to re-do my men sitting down to pee thread here. It was a great success on YC.

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by AntiFelix » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:45 pm

I am a Great, White Shark.
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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by AntiFelix » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:53 pm

I'm 6'9".
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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by EMG » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:54 pm

I'm glad to see you added the comma.

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by jono_in_adelaide » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:03 am

To quote F4J, I'm a fat aussie poofter
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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by muthafunky » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:07 am

Are you aborigine?

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by jono_in_adelaide » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:09 am

I might be , i worked in a remote aboriginal community for 2 years, and i was accepted by everyone, so who knows.
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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by temporaryhandle » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:30 am

Felix, why wont you be a meerkat?

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by temporaryhandle » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:31 am

Jono, now that I know you are a fat Aboriginal Aussie poofter can my son and I come stay with you?

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by F4J » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:33 am

Jono does not do bumming so your son should be safe :D I would trust him with my kids

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by AntiFelix » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:41 am

temporaryhandle wrote:Felix, why wont you be a meerkat?


How dare you question my identity.
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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by temporaryhandle » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:50 am

It's not your identity I am questioning. It's your lack of cooperation.

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by stringer_bell » Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:11 am

Minnesotan exiles excel in weirdness.

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by Capitolhill » Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:56 pm

Australians love to take the piss and have a laugh.

Just don't call someone "blonde" at work because its akin to being a phrenologist.
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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by Rubyrain » Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:34 am

This is the original and should be the last thread on this. It's famous dishes material {mods}, not because of the who is on first, whats on second, and people quoting the wrong ones on the last two pages, but because Vince freaking pwned it and it's his to own. Read it from the beginning and see if you don't bust a gut, or think dayumm that's right, um errr wrong for the right reasons.
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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by Wellpisser » Wed Feb 27, 2013 3:58 am

Come on mods, this and Argons "Black and White Minstrels" have to go to Famous Dishes.

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by pezworld » Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:22 am

Eye degree; is it too soon to move it yet though? It could have some more life in it.

Remind us later if it drops down again.
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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by Vince » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:02 am

The thread has come to a logical conclusion but what I think odd about the conclusion is that it seems to suggest that for some its racist to have a purely genetic view of race. And that cant be right.
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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by matt_melb » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:19 am

Yes, that's right. It's racist to consider that shared genetic heritage is a useful way of categorising people.

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by cuchulainn » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:23 am

matt_melb wrote:Yes, that's right. It's racist to consider that shared genetic heritage is a useful way of categorising people.


That doesn't make any sense at all.

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by equus » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:33 am

Capitolhill wrote:Australians love to take the piss and have a laugh.

Just don't call someone "blonde" at work because its akin to being a phrenologist.

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by Vince » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:45 am

matt_melb wrote:Yes, that's right. It's racist to consider that shared genetic heritage is a useful way of categorising people.


But how can it be racist just to acknowledge races exist? But if races are deemed not to exist then how is it even possible to be racist - by definition its not? Isnt the fact that people term things racist racist in itself becasue it implies race exists? This surely cant make sense?
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Post by -americanjoe- » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:19 pm

It must be so...confusing...to be a Liberal.
How do you keep up with the changes that occur in how you Liberals must view things?
Now I remember: watch PBS, CBS, BBC, CBC, ABS and listen to NPR.

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Post by Vince » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:19 pm

who on earth are you talking to? This thread has liberals conversing. We havent had a rightie contribute much,
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Post by cuchulainn » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:28 pm

Us liberals are disagreeing. Unlike conservatives, who look for a leader, liberals (not all) try to jibe new views with their own.

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by EMG » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:41 pm

matt_melb wrote:Yes, that's right. It's racist to consider that shared genetic heritage is a useful way of categorising people.


So black people who identify themselves as black are racist against themselves?
Someone should really tell them.

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Post by Herc » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:29 pm

How do you keep up with the changes that occur in how you Liberals must view things?


Ha ha! Surely this is proof he's someone in character. I know a majority of conservatives are stupid, but this is over the line and obviously a false flag

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Post by temporaryhandle » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:16 pm

In Australia, it is racist to deny someone the right to call him or herself an Aboriginal because his or her skin is not black in colour. That is the point we have been making throughout this.

While you have been saying if a person looks "white" (whatever that means) they shouldn't claim to be Aboriginal. That is a racist assumption in this country arising out of the history of the treatment of Aboriginal Australians.

We have tried to explain this several times. You don't get it. OK you don't get it.

Just shut the fuck up about it.

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by AntiFelix » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:41 pm

I am a female manatee against paternalistic racist oppression of wimminfolk.
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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by EMG » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:48 pm

temporaryhandle wrote:In Australia, it is racist to deny someone the right to call him or herself an Aboriginal .


matt_melb wrote:Yes, that's right. It's racist to consider that shared genetic heritage is a useful way of categorising people.

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Re: I've decided to become gay

Post by AntiFelix » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:54 pm

Today I am a fire truck, and it is racist to deny me my right to be a fire truck.
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