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Re: Bedu "Nature People" - The Beautiful Lamiah

Post by -americanjoe- » Tue May 22, 2012 5:47 pm

all you little dicks know who i am

any of you want to let me know who you are and we'll meet up soem time

jsut send me pm with your number you bunch of chickenshits anytime but i know you wont and thats a fact
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Re: Bedu "Nature People" - The Beautiful Lamiah

Post by Dieter_von_Boesenhosen » Tue May 22, 2012 5:51 pm

-americanjoe- wrote:all you little dicks know who i am

any of you want to let me know who you are and we'll meet up soem time

jsut send me pm with your number you bunch of chickenshits anytime but i know you wont and thats a fact


I hate talking on the phone. Let's do this here, in front of everyone, son. Since you're such a manly man, with such manly man-tits, surely you'll be okay with me posting the truly hilarious flurry of PMs you sent me a few hours ago.

Surely?

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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 5:55 pm

PUI or so it looks
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Re: Bedu "Nature People" - The Beautiful Lamiah

Post by Dieter_von_Boesenhosen » Tue May 22, 2012 5:57 pm

Man up, Joe. Do you have the sack to stand by what you said to me in private? This is where we see whether you're a man or not, Joe.

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Post by Dieter_von_Boesenhosen » Tue May 22, 2012 6:10 pm

Joe, how much did you pay for your mangina?

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Post by -americanjoe- » Tue May 22, 2012 6:25 pm

foolsprogress:

give me a call

you been havin a problem with me for about 4 years now

lets talk it over or send me your number if you have the courage, which i know you do not
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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 6:26 pm

Was there some triming just done ?
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Post by -americanjoe- » Tue May 22, 2012 6:27 pm

i keep my phone on all th etime time

calll me if any of you have the courage
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Post by foolsprogress » Tue May 22, 2012 6:30 pm

-americanjoe- wrote:foolsprogress:

give me a call

you been havin a problem with me for about 4 years now

lets talk it over or send me your number if you have the courage, which i know you do not

Joe, slow down for a sec and take a look at yourself. You're spitting the dummy big time. Clearly I've already won.
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Post by leelee » Tue May 22, 2012 6:30 pm

This trainwreck is still going choo choo? Jeebus.

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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 6:32 pm

well the locomotive is going full steam !
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Post by muthafunky » Tue May 22, 2012 6:33 pm

This thread sure took a turn for the strange.

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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 6:34 pm

Joe appears to feel lonely and wants someone to talk to.
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Post by -americanjoe- » Tue May 22, 2012 6:35 pm

no, you all got a problem with me for many years

i gave each one of you chickenshits the opportunity to call me or have me call you but you wont do it

you all just aint the effort and thats for sure
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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 6:38 pm

The only reason I would call you Joe is if I wanted to discuss one of your books; unfortunately I haven't read any.
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Post by foolsprogress » Tue May 22, 2012 6:39 pm

(X) wrote:well the locomotive is going full steam !

In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath,
Runs the all time loser,
Headlong to his death.
He feels the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Old Charlie stole the handle and
The train it won't stop going
No way to slow down.
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations - one by one.
His woman and his best friend
In bed and having fun.
He's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees
Old Charlie stole the handle and
The train it won't stop going
No way to slow down.
He hears the silence howling
Catches angels as they fall.
And the all-time winner
Has got him by the balls.
He picks up Gideons Bible
Open at page one
God He stole the handle and
The train won't stop going
No way to slow down.
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Post by Citizen Baba » Tue May 22, 2012 6:43 pm

I gave you my work number, Joe.

I'm still waiting for your call.

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Post by northern_goddess » Tue May 22, 2012 6:52 pm

Is everyone still fighting with joe and joe is still fighting with everyone? Jeesh.
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Post by EasyElvis » Tue May 22, 2012 7:33 pm

I don't have time to read all 219 replies. Can someone sum this up for me, please?

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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 7:36 pm

Did you write an article in "american thinkers" this year Joe ?
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Post by Sonora » Tue May 22, 2012 7:42 pm

EasyElvis wrote:I don't have time to read all 219 replies. Can someone sum this up for me, please?


Northern Goddess pretty much already did:

northern_goddess wrote:Is everyone still fighting with joe and joe is still fighting with everyone? Jeesh.


That, and apparently he is still PM'ing his phone number to various posters and urging them to call.

In other words, you haven't really missed anything.

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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 7:46 pm

Fighting with him might be a bit too much of a statement!
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Post by EasyElvis » Tue May 22, 2012 7:50 pm

Sonora wrote:
EasyElvis wrote:I don't have time to read all 219 replies. Can someone sum this up for me, please?


Northern Goddess pretty much already did:

northern_goddess wrote:Is everyone still fighting with joe and joe is still fighting with everyone? Jeesh.


That, and apparently he is still PM'ing his phone number to various posters and urging them to call.

In other words, you haven't really missed anything.


Why does he want posters to call him?

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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 7:53 pm

Possibly because he wants or needs to prove he is an alpha male. Boys will be boys.
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Post by Sonora » Tue May 22, 2012 8:00 pm

EasyElvis wrote:Why does he want posters to call him?


I don't now. But I'm kind of glad he does because I had a really shitty song stuck in my head earlier and now it's been replaced by Blondie: Call me!

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Post by foolsprogress » Tue May 22, 2012 8:06 pm

Sonora wrote:That, and apparently he is still PM'ing his phone number to various posters and urging them to call.

Well, actually, he's no longer PMing it, but taken to just posting it. And now he's no longer being selective about who he wants to fight but has put out a general challenge.
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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 8:12 pm

Thing is; he has had a fairly "interesting" life. He even worked as a mental health counselor
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Post by q5q » Tue May 22, 2012 8:27 pm

i don't think camelia's sent me his phone number...*sighingwallfloweringly*
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Post by northern_goddess » Tue May 22, 2012 8:29 pm

I thought he said yesterday that he was going to stop fighting with everyone? or was that just a figment of my imagination?
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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 8:30 pm

You ve missed it Q5Q t'was there for the world to see.
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Post by q5q » Tue May 22, 2012 8:32 pm

(X) wrote:Thing is; he has had a fairly "interesting" life. He even worked as a mental health counselor


bit of a stretch, that last. of course, there really was the case of a counselor in hawaii a few years ago who, upset that his client had showed up for anger management class drunk, escorted him to the parking lot where counselor beat client to death.

maybe joe learned from that guy.
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Post by Dieter_von_Boesenhosen » Tue May 22, 2012 8:34 pm

(X) wrote:Thing is; he has had a fairly "interesting" life. He even worked as a mental health counselor


Unfortunately, Noe hasn't become interesting as a result of an interesting life. It's hard to imagine how he remained so provincial.

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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 8:34 pm

Q5Q; I know his actual identity a lot of what he said is actually true.
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Post by q5q » Tue May 22, 2012 8:36 pm

(X) wrote:Q5Q; I know his actual identity a lot of what he said is actually true.


x, a lot of us do/did, since he linked some wiki pages or whatever, i forget. his names something like wilbur fudd, if i recall, but the beddy boys call him camelia.
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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 8:37 pm

Well the name is not that; as to his nickname you know more than me and I like that way.
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Post by foolsprogress » Tue May 22, 2012 8:39 pm

Apparently the mods have taken to protecting joe from himself, deleting his posts with his phone number.

Probably the right thing to do. The poor old loon was having a total meltdown.
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Post by q5q » Tue May 22, 2012 8:40 pm

(X) wrote:Well the name is not that; as to his nickname you know more than me and I like that way.


i know it's not that. in fact writing his 'real' name here would violate such rules as we still have. i just tried to conjure something of similar...sophistication.
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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 8:43 pm

Funny that protecting the identify is to be respected while at the same time threatening someone is allowed.
The importance of being earnest I suppose :lol:
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Post by q5q » Tue May 22, 2012 8:47 pm

(X) wrote:Funny that protecting the identify is to be respected while at the same time threatening someone is allowed.
The importance of being earnest I suppose :lol:


point. when i was 7 or 8 my cousin's horse walked up quietly behind me and bit my shoulder. ever since, i've had a little fear and distrust of horses. anyone so familiar with the ways of the camel as our pal joe here when on a tear is a threat not to be taken lightly, nosiree!
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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 8:51 pm

Horses and camels are not the same animal and neither is Americanjoe
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Post by q5q » Tue May 22, 2012 8:56 pm

(X) wrote:Horses and camels are not the same animal and neither is Americanjoe


i was reasoning by anal-ogy. somehow that seems appropiate in the present instance.
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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 8:58 pm

a hole sorry whole different thing indeed.
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Post by q5q » Tue May 22, 2012 8:59 pm

(X) wrote:a hole sorry whole different thing indeed.


not just in deed, but apparently in sheep, in goats, in camels, too.
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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 9:01 pm

la ou il y a de la gene y a pas de plaisir LOL :lol:
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Post by q5q » Tue May 22, 2012 9:04 pm

he probably gets pleasure from his jeans, all right. maybe they're wranglers, like the jeep. sort of a matched set.
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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 9:08 pm

well if you can walk a 62 miles or 100 kilometerss in your jeans in the desert you have to enjoy them on way or the other.
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Post by q5q » Tue May 22, 2012 9:11 pm

(X) wrote:well if you can walk a 62 miles or 100 kilometerss in your jeans in the desert you have to enjoy them on way or the other.


scary thought, that. if the bedouin, the camels, and all deserted him out there in the middle of nowhere in the blazing sun it might just drive him crazy, and as he has demonstrated here he doesn't need to be driven crazy, as for joe it's a very short walk.
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Post by (X) » Tue May 22, 2012 9:21 pm

Nay; he would be able to conquer the world with a shoe string made of the eyebrow of beautiful Camelia
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Post by q5q » Tue May 22, 2012 9:25 pm

(X) wrote:Nay; he would be able to conquer the world with a shoe string made of the eyebrow of beautiful Camelia


well, who could blame him that? camels, as you doubtless know, have some of the most beautiful eyelashes of the animal kingdom:

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doubtless the bedouin luvverlies wish they were similarly equipped when being ogled by joe.
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