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Completely accurate political predictions

Post by equus » Sun Oct 07, 2018 8:13 am

The only criteria is that the statement must be true.

I'll start.

Jeremy Corbyn will reach the endgame and cease to be leader of the Labour Party.

Donald Trump will die.
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Re: Completely accurate political predictions

Post by dBrother » Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:26 am

The Republicans will win another presidential election... (ok not a certainty but 98% likely unless the system folds entirely~even then...)
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:01 am

Er........................................98%.

You are a complete idiot aren't?
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Re: Completely accurate political predictions

Post by DCComic » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:23 am

jedgarandclyde wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:01 am
Er........................................98%.

You are a complete idiot aren't?
One of you too is.
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Post by matt_melb » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:40 am

Brexit will happen. All the businesses that have been saying their supply chains will collapse, and that they need massive government handouts to stave off disaster, will turn out to have made some contingency plans. There will be no more than minor disruption.

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Post by Argonheart_Po » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:42 am

matt_melb wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:40 am
Brexit will happen. All the businesses that have been saying their supply chains will collapse, and that they need massive government handouts to stave off disaster, will turn out to have made some contingency plans. There will be no more than minor disruption.
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Re: Completely accurate political predictions

Post by VinnyD » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:43 am

I don't think everyone understands the OP.

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Re: Completely accurate political predictions

Post by matt_melb » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:45 am

Oh well, if we're going to play by the rules ...

In coming years, Australian housing prices will fluctuate.

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Post by VinnyD » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:52 am

There you go.

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Post by Usher73 » Sun Oct 07, 2018 12:07 pm

matt_melb wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:45 am
Oh well, if we're going to play by the rules ...

In coming years, Australian housing prices will fluctuate.
Did you know JP Morgan?

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Re: Completely accurate political predictions

Post by dBrother » Sun Oct 07, 2018 12:43 pm

jedgarandclyde wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:01 am
Er........................................98%.

You are a complete idiot aren't?
what?

98% certain that sooner or later the republicans will get in again, even if the democrats win the next 5 in a row... the 2% is for some catastrophic event that may happen in the meantime, societal collapse, extinction of the human race, disbandment of the republican party with all sitting members hung from lampposts and a new party to rise in their place, that kinda thing..
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Re: Completely accurate political predictions

Post by VinnyD » Sun Oct 07, 2018 1:46 pm

98% is not 100%, dBrother.

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Post by northern_goddess » Sun Oct 07, 2018 2:41 pm

matt_melb wrote:
Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:45 am
Oh well, if we're going to play by the rules ...

In coming years, Australian housing prices will fluctuate.
As will housing prices in Toronto.
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Re: Completely accurate political predictions

Post by BulletPark » Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:51 pm

In a hundred years none of us will care.

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