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Make your own Argo post!

Post by BulletPark » Sat Aug 11, 2018 5:18 pm

It's fun and profitable, evidently!

1. Receive top tip from Stewbie lefty! In the case of this occurring only when a two-headed talking cow is born, simply C&P a random headline from a random news source. NOTE: CONTENT IS IRRELEVANT.

2. Post link with a dishonestly worded OP title that infers that the content (which you have not read) means that lefties are evil and crazy.

3. Find your smug hypocrite dial (for fatties like Poo, this tends to be the nipple on the left moob) and crank it up to Jerry Falwell.

4. Check mirror. You should be radiating this facial expression. NOTE: SUIT AND TIE ARE NOT REQUIRED.

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5. Respond to all answers, including those that point out that your OP is transparently ridiculous garbage, with catch-phrases. Examples may include "all robots think alike" and "just stop being crazy". NOTE: ROTATE CATCH-PHRASES TO KEEP THEM FRESH. YOU MAY FIND IT HELPFUL TO SYNC THIS ACTIVITY WITH THE FREQUENCY WITH WHICH YOU CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR I.E. EVERY SIX-EIGHT MONTHS.

6. Shit chair.

7. Repeat every single fucking minute of the day. Leave some time to say that other posters have meaningless lives.

After about 20 years, you may receive a check from Vladimir Putin for work well done!

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Re: Make your own Argo post!

Post by Argonheart_Po » Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:45 pm

* double thumbs up *
“We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful.” —C.S. Lewis

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Re: Make your own Argo post!

Post by Moethebartender » Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:24 pm

Outstanding. With this guide, we can replace Argon with undocumented immigrants. This will free up an extra 24 hours a day of time for him to pursue all the rape and torture centers that exist within one mile of every single fucking place in Straylia, apparently. They like their rape/torture, it seems.
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Re: Make your own Argo post!

Post by Argonheart_Po » Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:19 am

* well done boys *
“We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful.” —C.S. Lewis

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Re: Make your own Argo post!

Post by BulletPark » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:13 pm

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=185101

A thread full of invaluable tips for mastering the Poo style.

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Re: Make your own Argo post!

Post by strife » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:48 pm

Reject all previously-held values to spite the dreadlocked chick in clownpants who spurned you at the London antiwar rally in 2002. Make sure everyone know much sand is in your anus, crying loudly.
I am Stalking you.

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Re: Make your own Argo post!

Post by BulletPark » Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:48 am


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Re: Make your own Argo post!

Post by Argonheart_Po » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:17 am

BP tries to destroy the passing Argo-copter from his jungle hideout.

Let’s wish this plucky loser luck.
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Re: Make your own Argo post!

Post by BulletPark » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:37 am

The Poo includes an image and a wan (and tellingly racist) attempt at humor!

A new development, Poo posters!

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