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Favorite Trump White House appointee

Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:04 pm

There haven't actually been that many and most of them have been fired, but who is (was) your favorite?

I think the Mooch for me. I particularly love the way that he is planning on "coming back as himself". Which suggests, in LGBT parlance, that he is transitioning to female.

Sloppy Steve for Number Two. I actually think he may BE a number two.

Omarosa would have been a runner up, but in those shoes? Forget about it, baby!

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Post by eric84 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:07 pm

The Hungarian fascist, Seb Gorka, has to be up there. No security clearance, no discernable job other than guy on foxnews saying crazy things. The way he got fired was also classic.
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Post by coffeeguy » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:08 pm

Hope Hicks obviously

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Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:13 pm

You hope hicks do what?

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Post by Lost Soul » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:15 pm

coffeeguy wrote:
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Hope Hicks obviously
Correct, just ahead of Omarosa and the Mooch.
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Re: Favorite Trump White House appointee

Post by section8 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:18 pm

I was in the woods for the week Mooch was around so I missed his era. I think if I had been on the grid for that he'd be my favorite.

Prediction: Steve Bannon will return to a significant role after the 2018 elections.
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Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:19 pm

section8 wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:18 pm

Prediction: Steve Bannon will return to a significant role after the 2018 elections.
Yes, one simply dripping with butter.

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Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:21 pm

There's a theory as to how Hicks decided to throw her weight behind this White House.

Bannon said: "How are we going to win this abortion of an election?"

Trump said "Hope hicks vote for me."

And of course the stupid bitch misunderstood.

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Post by polardude1 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:27 pm

Stephan Miller- Angry, racist and totally unqualified for what he does
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Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:34 pm

eric84 wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:07 pm
The Hungarian fascist, Seb Gorka, has to be up there. No security clearance, no discernable job other than guy on foxnews saying crazy things. The way he got fired was also classic.
That's a pretty good contender.

His filthy cunt of a wife also deserves a nod.

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Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:35 pm

Was that little Milo gash ever actually a White House anything? Or just someone sucking off Bannon in the Breitbart offices?

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Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:39 pm

And of course Jeff "Reefer Madness" Sessions.

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Post by Lost Soul » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:45 pm

polardude1 wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:27 pm
Stephan Miller- Angry, racist and totally unqualified for what he does
Why are you so anti-Semitic?
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Post by VinnyD » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:50 pm

Until today I would have said Scaramucci. But today I read Piers Morgan on Omarosa and now I am on the cusp of indecision.

In other news, VinnyD linked to a Daily Mail article.

Sebastian Gorka, Steven Miller, Rob Porter, KellyAnne Conaway, and John Kelly are all strong contenders, though.

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Post by Lost Soul » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:57 pm

VinnyD wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:50 pm
Until today I would have said Scaramucci. But today I read Piers Morgan on Omarosa and now I am on the cusp of indecision.

In other news, VinnyD linked to a Daily Mail article.

Sebastian Gorka, Steven Miller, Rob Porter, KellyAnne Conaway, and John Kelly are all strong contenders, though.
That's a pretty good read.

To think that an unctuous sleaze ball like Piers can so compellingly display moral superiority over anybody speaks volumes.
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Post by polardude1 » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:01 pm

Why are you so anti-Semitic?
self hating Jew would be the correct term
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Re: Favorite Trump White House appointee

Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:07 pm

VinnyD wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:50 pm
Until today I would have said Scaramucci. But today I read Piers Morgan on Omarosa and now I am on the cusp of indecision.

In other news, VinnyD linked to a Daily Mail article.

Sebastian Gorka, Steven Miller, Rob Porter, KellyAnne Conaway, and John Kelly are all strong contenders, though.
While I agree that Piers Morgan is indeed a smear of filth who should be killed with fire, he was never a White House appointee.

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Post by Shavenhead » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:24 pm

The Mooch was AWESOME.
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Re: Favorite Trump White House appointee

Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:37 pm

VinnyD wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:50 pm
Until today I would have said Scaramucci. But today I read Piers Morgan on Omarosa and now I am on the cusp of indecision.
"I’ve met a lot of vile human beings in my life, from dictators and terrorists to sex abusers and wicked conmen. But the black chick with the big mouth who called me a fag that one time was the worst."

In other news, Piers Morgan's penis is still missing and is presumed dead.

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Post by shunter » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:51 pm

Has to be the mooch everytime. Anyone who can get fired from a job before his start date has to be a great hire in anyone’s book.
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Post by Lost Soul » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:54 pm

I got fired on my first day, twice. #Winning
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Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:58 pm

You were a White House appointee? Congrats, I think.

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Post by Shavenhead » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:02 pm

shunter wrote:
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Has to be the mooch everytime. Anyone who can get fired from a job before his start date has to be a great hire in anyone’s book.
That's what happens to front stabbers.
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Post by Lost Soul » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:05 pm

BulletPark wrote:
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You were a White House appointee? Congrats, I think.
I got heat stroke and they fired me, after hosing me down with the cement truck water tank. The other time I told the boss to fuck off.
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Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:08 pm

Funny thing is, Bannon get decked for doing exactly what Mooch did - spout off to the press about how a colleague (in this case the actual President) is an asshole.

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Lost Soul wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:05 pm
BulletPark wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:58 pm
You were a White House appointee? Congrats, I think.
I got heat stroke and they fired me, after hosing me down with the cement truck water tank. The other time I told the boss to fuck off.
Why didn’t he like you?

As if I need to fucking ask.
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Post by Shavenhead » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:18 pm

Is it true that Steve Bannon sucked his own cock?
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Post by Lost Soul » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:23 pm

shunter wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:17 pm
Lost Soul wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:05 pm
BulletPark wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:58 pm
You were a White House appointee? Congrats, I think.
I got heat stroke and they fired me, after hosing me down with the cement truck water tank. The other time I told the boss to fuck off.
Why didn’t he like you?

As if I need to fucking ask.
I've always thought things through for myself. Pity about you leftards.
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Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:27 pm

Shavenhead wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:18 pm
Is it true that Steve Bannon sucked his own cock?

Of course not - no way he could reach that tiny nub with the gut in the way. Milo had to do it for him, thus the recently capped teeth.

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Post by shunter » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:23 pm

Lost Soul wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:23 pm
shunter wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:17 pm
Lost Soul wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:05 pm

I got heat stroke and they fired me, after hosing me down with the cement truck water tank. The other time I told the boss to fuck off.
Why didn’t he like you?

As if I need to fucking ask.
I've always thought things through for myself. Pity about you leftards.
You’ll buy any old right wing crap
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Post by Godjira » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:38 pm

Loosey thinking things through for himself? That’s a recipe for disaster.
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Post by korgy » Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:53 am

i'd have to go with Kellyanne, simply for her staying power amidst having committed more public inanities than all of them. i bet she's holding a bag of real goodies, ready to dump at any minute should they try to put her away.
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Post by BulletPark » Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:57 am

I tend to agree, although I haven't noticed her doing anything too moronic recently. I think she alone may know this was a paper sack of liquid shit to start with.

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Post by korgy » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:00 am

she suggested that Rob Porter's new girlfriend is strong enough to handle him -- implying that the wives he beat up were not strong.

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/rob-porters-f ... ories.html

she does have a way with words
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Post by BulletPark » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:03 am

I take it back.

What a fucking imbecile.

Mind, I thought she was a moron when she claimed that a dossier and a report were the same thing.

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