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BulletPark
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Top Tips to Tap and Type!

Post by BulletPark » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:34 am

As Argo has been collecting tips from lefties who are tired of the intellectual straightjacket the Stew has become but are too gutless to actually post things themselves I have created this handy thread in which you may leave top tips for him to tap and type. Given that he is single-handedly lowering the group IQ by 30 points every day providing us with 23% - 23%! - of Talk Politics content, I thought it was the least we could do.

Some of my own top tips, which I expect to see as Argo OPs shortly:

Fiberglass is delicious low-cal substitute for cotton candy
Peeing on third rail brings luck, gifts, valuable prizes
Pit bull's asshole perfect place to hide spare house key
Cobalt blue tarantula makes wacky hat
Clinging to Chrysler Building spire gives one perfect place to capture dramatic lightning storm photography
Keep safe from bear attacks by wearing boiled ham helmet
That brown stuff coming out of Trump's asshole is indeed most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you ever saw
There are some very nice white supremacists and you should get to know them by crashing their midnight rallies in black face paint (so they don't see you coming! Tee hee!)
Rattlesnakes love to cuddle
Breathing is fattening
Air Force Testing Areas make uncrowded picnic sites
Heroin isn't THAT addictive
Homeless people love fisting

I'm sure the rest of you have dozens of similar highly-censored-by-the-liberal media stories. Not one of the above has ever been a New York Times headline! Coincidence? I think not!

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Re: Top Tips to Tap and Type!

Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:39 pm

Is no one willing to admit that they are a source of top tips for Goldi-Argo?

Are you silenced by your terror of the Stew Stasi?

Afraid Vinny is going to show up on our door and demand to know how you define a constructive clause?

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Re: Top Tips to Tap and Type!

Post by shunter » Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:47 pm

I’m bored of this feud. Argo’s crap is irrelevant to any interesting discussion or indeed anything and you should foe him and move on.
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Re: Top Tips to Tap and Type!

Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:58 pm

But foeing him means a quarter of the board goes up in a "poof!" of bad smells.

You're probably right, though. His frantic lie about the top tips was probably the last little spurt of fun to be had from him.

Best to put the rock gently back and let him get on with wasting the sad few remaining scraps of his life.

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Re: Top Tips to Tap and Type!

Post by Lost Soul » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:10 pm

Please inform APo that The Laureate's hand picked Communist head of the CIA is up on perjury charges over Hillary!gate.
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/20 ... rjury.html

Please inform APo that the Laureate's hand picked DNI, clap-on clap-off, The Clapper, is up on perjury charges over Hillary!gate.

Please inform Apo that every Maobamabot was involved in Hillary!gate, and now they're squealing like stuck pigs.
IMPRISON BUSH!

INDICT HILLARY!

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Re: Top Tips to Tap and Type!

Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:12 pm

Those don't count as top tips.

You're not a lefty.

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Re: Top Tips to Tap and Type!

Post by Lost Soul » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:17 pm

BulletPark wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:12 pm
You're not a lefty.
Correct, which is why I am asking shunter to convey these hot tips to Apo.
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Re: Top Tips to Tap and Type!

Post by korgy » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:51 am

shunter wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:47 pm
I’m bored of this feud. Argo’s crap is irrelevant to any interesting discussion or indeed anything and you should foe him and move on.
oh, c'mon. without it we'd have none of these brilliant, inspired OPs by Bullet.
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