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Is Argo okay?

Post by BulletPark » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:26 pm

There hasn't been a new OP in almost 8 minutes.

I hope nothing has happened.

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Post by Citizen Baba » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:29 pm

Maybe we can get his house boy to check on him.

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Post by BulletPark » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:37 pm

Hope his Goldilocks wig didn't get caught in the paper shredder.

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Post by mad hatter » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:39 pm

Admit it BP, you have a boner for him.
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Re: Is Argo okay?

Post by BulletPark » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:04 pm

Nothing like a White African accent and keyboard burn to get me harder than a cross beam on the Empire State Building.

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Post by northern_goddess » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:13 pm

BulletPark wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:26 pm
There hasn't been a new OP in almost 8 minutes.

I hope nothing has happened.
I'm guessing he's off thinking of how he can start at least another two OPs about the exact same subject that he's already posted several OPs about.
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Post by DCComic » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:45 pm

I have 50 threads to a page.
2 or those on TP are sticky, leaving 48.
11/48 are AP.

He's industrious, but are we being flamed?
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Post by BulletPark » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:48 pm

DCComic wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:45 pm
I have 50 threads to a page.
2 or those on TP are sticky, leaving 48.
11/48 are AP.

He's industrious, but are we being flamed?
That's 23% of the board.

Perhaps his trotters caught fire.

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Post by Argonheart_Po » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:32 pm

DCComic wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:45 pm
I have 50 threads to a page.
2 or those on TP are sticky, leaving 48.
11/48 are AP.

He's industrious, but are we being flamed?
Here’s how it works. You boys are not independent thinkers. You’re a great drain clog of group thinkers, in lock step with each other. You almost all think the same. About everything. All the time.

So when you find a dissenting opinion you get excited. And naturally, being lefties, you are unable to tolerate it. So you fall upon that opinion like piranhas swarming a drowning pig. That’s what keeps my threads high on the board. The thrashing of the little fish.

That said, there are some signs of liberation. I’m sure it comes as no surprise that others on the forum often send me tips. I’m a busy man, making an OP takes a moment but I don’t have time to follow everything. A few of those sending me tips are forum lefties, sick of the intellectual straight-jacket you willingly strap yourselves into. I wonder who they could be?
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Post by DCComic » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:36 pm

That’s what keeps my threads high on the board.
You delude yourself here as is everything else. Check the dates. Your threads attract the inevitable derision, they fall away, you beaver away finding something new. You're addicted to out attention but it's fleeting so like a tweaker you're always seeking a new hit.
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Post by eric84 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:37 pm

Being unanimous about whatever ridiculous thesis you post about doesn't mean unanimity on every other political topic. Only a mediocre, trolling mind like yours would think so.
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Post by Argonheart_Po » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:42 pm

Then you’ll easily be able to show me examples where one of you group thinking robots disagreed with another on a matter of substance.
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Post by Argonheart_Po » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:45 pm

DCComic wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:36 pm
That’s what keeps my threads high on the board.
You delude yourself here as is everything else. Check the dates. Your threads attract the inevitable derision, they fall away, you beaver away finding something new. You're addicted to out attention but it's fleeting so like a tweaker you're always seeking a new hit.
Robot doesn’t realise he’s a robot.
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Post by DCComic » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:45 pm

Its would be better, since it's your fantasy, for you to show examples of agreement on a matter of substance.
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Post by BulletPark » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:52 pm

Argonheart_Po wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:32 pm
That said, there are some signs of liberation. I’m sure it comes as no surprise that others on the forum often send me tips. I’m a busy man, making an OP takes a moment but I don’t have time to follow everything. A few of those sending me tips are forum lefties, sick of the intellectual straight-jacket you willingly strap yourselves into. I wonder who they could be?

I know!

Invisible Giant Bunny Wabbit
I. Dontfuck Ingexist
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Mrs. Tiggy Winkle
Random Van Hallucination
Ima C. Ingthings
Goldilocks, looking for the wig
The Three Bears, looking for Goldilocks
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Jackie Kennedy, the Loch Ness Monster and Santa Claus all having sex

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Post by BulletPark » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:08 pm

I think we have finally reached peak fabulist with this thread. Even American Joe had pictures of himself standing next to the camel he just denied he had sex with. Even Felix might, one day, day of cancer. But Goldilocks here is claiming that he is receiving tips from lefty Stewbies with the implication that they are too afraid to speak out themselves.

He asks us to "wonder", and boy am I wondering.

I am wondering how the fuck he got out of the padded room, the crazy twat.

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Post by Ped_Yai » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:47 pm

I am not now, nor have I ever been, an Argo Tipster.

That is all.
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Post by northern_goddess » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:53 pm

Ped_Yai wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:47 pm
I am not now, nor have I ever been, an Argo Tipster.

That is all.
It's me. It's been me all along.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

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Post by Moethebartender » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:01 pm

Wait, he's telling us that this utterly lame horseshit he's been pumping out required multiple helpers? Holy fuck.
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Post by shunter » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:13 pm

A fair chunk of it is nicked off Twitter from other rightist trolls
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Post by mad hatter » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:31 pm

northern_goddess wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:53 pm
Ped_Yai wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:47 pm
I am not now, nor have I ever been, an Argo Tipster.

That is all.
It's me. It's been me all along.
strumpet. i thought we had something special.
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:28 am

I must admit to not reading a lot of Poo's angry and humour-less posts, i do think of him as a non-thinking right wing troll.

But to give him his due, to answer so many OP's must take a special gift.

But i also think he should get some sort of a life.
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Post by Moethebartender » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:32 am

I think we've just found one of his most prolific sources.
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Post by Argonheart_Po » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:50 am

Moethebartender wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:32 am
I think we've just found one of his most prolific sources.
Why don’t you just out yourself now?

Before I do it.
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Post by BulletPark » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:52 am

And just like that, a sexual charge fills the room.

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Argonheart_Po wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:42 pm
Then you’ll easily be able to show me examples where one of you group thinking robots disagreed with another on a matter of substance.
Robots not realising they are robots are unable to respond.
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Post by BulletPark » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:57 am

Are you tapping and typing top tips?

Are the golden curls bouncing and bouncing away, like a disaster victim on a pederast's knee?

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Post by guruwil » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:02 am

These lefty tipsters must all be residing in the thousands of sex dungeons scattered across every street corner in Melbourne.
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Post by Argonheart_Po » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:29 pm

Argonheart_Po wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:54 am
Argonheart_Po wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:42 pm
Then you’ll easily be able to show me examples where one of you group thinking robots disagreed with another on a matter of substance.
Robots not realising they are robots are unable to respond.
Robots begin to realise all robot programming is the same. Robots group-think about everything. Robot response is exactly the same to any given event. All the time.
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Post by eric84 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:53 pm

Argie responding to himself twice. The one person circle jerk.
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Post by Citizen Baba » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:19 pm

Maybe you should PM us your house boy's number just in case.

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Post by Citizen Baba » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:21 pm

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house boy

male submissive in gay or straight relationship who does housework in return for humiliation, sexually degrading acts etc rather than money payment. Some house boys do the work without reward (it's its own reward being spoken to sternly by your mistress); some are basically sex slaves. House boys can be 'live in' or more usually are expected to come in on a regular basis. So, for example, a man in an otherwise straight relationship might seek to 'moonlight' as a house boy for a group of female students etc.

When Gemma and Becky came back from lectures early, they caught Alan the 35 year house boy furtively masturbating over Hannah's high heeled shoes again.

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Post by Argonheart_Po » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:03 pm

Citizen Baba wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:21 pm
TOP DEFINITION
house boy

male submissive in gay or straight relationship who does housework in return for humiliation, sexually degrading acts etc rather than money payment. Some house boys do the work without reward (it's its own reward being spoken to sternly by your mistress); some are basically sex slaves. House boys can be 'live in' or more usually are expected to come in on a regular basis. So, for example, a man in an otherwise straight relationship might seek to 'moonlight' as a house boy for a group of female students etc.

When Gemma and Becky came back from lectures early, they caught Alan the 35 year house boy furtively masturbating over Hannah's high heeled shoes again.
Aid-worker tries to change subject. Hopes tax payers will continue to fund aid-worker paedophile clubs.
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Post by Citizen Baba » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:06 pm

Did you read the subject of the OP?

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Post by Argonheart_Po » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:39 pm

Citizen Baba wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:06 pm
Did you read the subject of the OP?
Robot - who agrees with other Robots all the time - about everything - maintains the important subject is dissenting human. Not bad behaviour of other Robots.
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Post by BulletPark » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:52 pm

I think he may actually be bleeding from the eyes at this point.

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Post by Moethebartender » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:53 pm

The robot schtick is particularly lame and tiresome. This from the mong who is constantly demanding that others post something funny or interesting? Physician, heal thyself.
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Post by Argonheart_Po » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:08 pm

Moethebartender wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:53 pm
The robot schtick is particularly lame and tiresome. This from the mong who is constantly demanding that others post something funny or interesting? Physician, heal thyself.
Tin can attempts to join conversation.
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Post by jedgarandclyde » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:07 am

I do think that bleeding from the eyes is the next stage after steam coming from the ears.................
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