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“Not Presidential”

Post by section8 » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:53 pm

Remembering when Purplelips wore a tan suit and was attacked for being “not presidential” got me thinking.

In this era, what sort of action or behavior can we all agree is “not presidential”? I feel like the bar has been changed a bit lately, and I’d like to find those things we can all agree on.

I’ll start the list: bestiality. Fucking livestock or tamed wild animals is Not Presidential.
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Post by section8 » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:05 pm

Thought of another. Murdering hobos and burying them in your crawl space. Presidents of the United States should not do that.
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Re: “Not Presidential”

Post by misanthrope » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:47 pm

No advertising of products on television while President.

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Post by northern_goddess » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:04 pm

A President should not appear on Dancing With The Stars. At least not while they are still in office.
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Post by BulletPark » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:09 pm

A President should not fling open the doors of the White House balcony and scream "I crave cock!" at 3 in the AM.

An hour before or later is fine, though.

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Post by VinnyD » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:14 pm

Fucking livestock or tamed wild animals is Not Presidential.
You go too far. Getting caught fucking livestock or tamed wild animals is Not Presidential, especially if there are pictures. But the lesson of Rob Porter is that it doesn't matter what you do unless and until the pictures become public.

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Post by snowgirl » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:23 pm

northern_goddess wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:04 pm
A President should not appear on Dancing With The Stars. At least not while they are still in office.
That just doesn't seem fair. What if it's been a lifelong dream? You would crush a man's dreams just because he's President?!?? How unAmerican.
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Re: “Not Presidential”

Post by strife » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:28 pm

Fucking your daughter, if she's ugly.

Fucking your mother, if she's Democrat.

Having a mother, if she's not Libertarian.
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Re: “Not Presidential”

Post by section8 » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:08 am

Where do as a nation stand on presidential cannibalism?

Usually I’d say “no” but I could see an argument for when it is the heart of one of the presidents enemies and part of an Aztec ritual or something.
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Re: “Not Presidential”

Post by BulletPark » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:12 am

VinnyD wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:14 pm
Fucking livestock or tamed wild animals is Not Presidential.
You go too far. Getting caught fucking livestock or tamed wild animals is Not Presidential, especially if there are pictures. But the lesson of Rob Porter is that it doesn't matter what you do unless and until the pictures become public.
I would have said David Cameron, myself.

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Post by flojin » Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:29 pm

VinnyD wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:14 pm
Fucking livestock or tamed wild animals is Not Presidential.
You go too far. Getting caught fucking livestock or tamed wild animals is Not Presidential, especially if there are pictures. But the lesson of Rob Porter is that it doesn't matter what you do unless and until the pictures become public.

I'll also add that sneering at people because they fuck animals is the reason why Dems will never win again. The country is filled with people who fuck goats, and as long we judge them from our liberal bubbles we'll never win.
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Post by eric84 » Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:52 pm

You need to understand the people who fuck goats. Goat fuckers used to be loyal dem supporters and then you sneered at their goat fucking and you lost them forever.
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Post by Scrubb » Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:36 pm

flojin wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:29 pm
VinnyD wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:14 pm
Fucking livestock or tamed wild animals is Not Presidential.
You go too far. Getting caught fucking livestock or tamed wild animals is Not Presidential, especially if there are pictures. But the lesson of Rob Porter is that it doesn't matter what you do unless and until the pictures become public.

I'll also add that sneering at people because they fuck animals is the reason why Dems will never win again. The country is filled with people who fuck goats, and as long we judge them from our liberal bubbles we'll never win.
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Re: “Not Presidential”

Post by Annotated » Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:47 pm

section8 wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:53 pm
I’ll start the list: bestiality. Fucking livestock or tamed wild animals is Not Presidential.
But it is Prime Ministerial.

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Post by guruwil » Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:52 pm

It the same as un American, anything un American is un Presidential HTH.
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Post by Lost Soul » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:19 am

Claiming you are from Kenya up to the time you are anointed as POTUS.
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Post by coffeeguy » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:12 am

As long as you are a ‘rightie’ you can do whatever you want and freaks like Loosy stool will make excuses for you

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Post by Lost Soul » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:20 am

These memes always start somewhere, usually when the unqualified leftists try to get into Harvard and start lying their asses off.

Just ask the blond Cherokee, Fauxcahontas.
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Re: “Not Presidential”

Post by Godjira » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:47 pm

Who is better, Loosey? Nancy Pelosi or Dennis Hastert?
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Re: “Not Presidential”

Post by section8 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:19 pm

Lost Soul wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:20 am
These memes always start somewhere, usually when the unqualified leftists try to get into Harvard and start lying their asses off.

Just ask the blond Cherokee, Fauxcahontas.
Lying or misrepresenting yourself is not presidential?
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Post by Annotated » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:10 pm

section8 wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:19 pm
Lying or misrepresenting yourself is not presidential?
Exactly!

Like claiming you're American when you're as Kenyan as kachumbari.
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Post by korgy » Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:05 am

what sort of action or behavior can we all agree is “not presidential”? I feel like the bar has been changed a bit lately,
S8, you do have a way with understatement, don't you..
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Post by Godjira » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:17 am

There was a Trump impersonator on Howard Stern calling in under the premise that he was Trump in the middle of a rally. He does all kinds of crazy stuff, like shower the crowd in feces, and the crowd loves him more and more.

There's nothing that Trump could do that would alienate him from the mainstream right.
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Post by birdlite » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:07 am

section8 wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:08 am
Where do as a nation stand on presidential cannibalism?

Usually I’d say “no” but I could see an argument for when it is the heart of one of the presidents enemies and part of an Aztec ritual or something.
One would have to determine the president's exact species to determine if it *is* cannibalism.
For example, the Illuminati-- are they human are they lizard (See Icke et al 1998, 1999, 2000, 2002-2017)?

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Post by Moethebartender » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:18 am

korky wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:05 am
what sort of action or behavior can we all agree is “not presidential”? I feel like the bar has been changed a bit lately,
S8, you do have a way with understatement, don't you..
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