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Re: Jewish girls

Postby bundes » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:54 am

Fuck. I bow out from this.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Klara » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:55 am

I've googled Sarah Silverman. Great body, but I'm not crazy about her face. She also looks a bit vulgar. I much, much prefer Dragon.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Lost Soul » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:00 am

She is more than a bit vulgar. She is totally vulgar.
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Re: Jewish girls

Postby dragon » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:07 am

Klara wrote:I've googled Sarah Silverman. Great body, but I'm not crazy about her face. She also looks a bit vulgar. I much, much prefer Dragon.


she has a pretty face. i laughed out loud when SD professed for Larry David too.

also, i have a lot of hair. mostly on my head. but not exclusively.
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Re: Jewish girls

Postby dragon » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:07 am

oh also, thanks, klara!
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Re: Jewish girls

Postby k2w3 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:15 am

I have no idea how may Jewish women I've met. Probably loads. But the only one I KNEW was Jewish was my colleague in Denver.

The Jewish population in NZ is relatively small, I believe. And I'm only in the US for 2-3 weeks a year. Never been to Israel.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:19 am

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Klara » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:20 am

De nada, Dragon!
But her face cannot possibly compare to yours, IMHO.



There are around 130 jewish people registered in my country now. I don't know if I know any of them. Most likely not.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby rider5 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:23 am

Damn I missed the chance to converse with undertree.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:25 am

Veronica is one of these

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:31 am

veronica_inheels wrote:i didnt say garlic.


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Re: Jewish girls

Postby eric84 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:34 am

Klara wrote:De nada, Dragon!
But her face cannot possibly compare to yours, IMHO.



There are around 130 jewish people registered in my country now. I don't know if I know any of them. Most likely not.


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Re: Jewish girls

Postby veronica_inheels » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:39 am

they wear a little armband
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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Klara » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:39 am

Census, Eric.

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Re: Jewish girls

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:42 am

CatScanMan wrote:I don't knowingly know any Jewish women in real life.

Sarah Silverman is hot.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby cummy » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:47 am

Stephen_Dedalus wrote:I have a foreskin

pictures, please! or none of us will believe you.

i think sarah silverman is hot. and just too damn funny. i saw her movie quite a few years ago, and she was just so fucking funny. i was on the floor laughing my ass off.

the student population in my junior high and high schools was mostly jewish. i went to a bar mitzvah almost every weekend when i was in 8th grade. such fun, such fun.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Godjira » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:52 am

I only really know Sarah Silverman from Howard Stern. She's funny on there, but I still don't get a feeling like she's all that good in bed.

There are lots of Jewish folks in New Jersey. All the good Chinese and Italian restaurants are filled with Jewish customers on Sunday nights, so if you're in the state and curious what they're like, check it out!
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Re: Jewish girls

Postby cummy » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:56 am

this was funny.



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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Logg » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:11 am

I forgot how judenrein much of Stewlandia is, to the point where they may never actually see one; and that for a lot of people, Sarah Silverman is their only reference for a Jewish girl.

I'm more attracted to Bebe Neuwirth, Chris Kraus, or Claire Berlinski myself. Elizabeth Wurtzel 20 years ago.

In my very, very limited experience and small sample size, Jewish girls can be a little more into sex, but it certainly varies, often quite a lot.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Lulu » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:19 am

I'm now wondering, is this offensive along the lines of an "Italian girls" poll? Or a "black girls" poll?

Guessing something in between.

But yeah, exotica considering the ethnic makeup of the board.
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Re: Jewish girls

Postby dragon » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:23 am

It's totally offensive.

Also enlightening. I spose I should've realized before that Jews are The Other.
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Re: Jewish girls

Postby mishmish » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:27 am

I really shouldn't be, but still am dumbfounded that some people here have met like 2 Jewish women in their entire lives and the rest claim to have identified the secret armband (which has super powers that endow Jews with hotness, smartness, talent and all that unfair stuff). Do you live under a rock?

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby pezworld » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:28 am

Logg wrote:I'm more attracted to Bebe Neuwirth

I knew her brother - worked with him, two jobs. Actuary, nerd, deadhead. Smoked weed with him at a Dead concert at the Forum, along with our co-worker/friend, a Latvian Jew actuary who was supercool.

Unrelated, they've evacuated the first synagogue where I attended a bat mitzvah - near Murdoch's winery in the Sepulveda Pass.
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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Lost Soul » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:33 am

Scarlett Johansson is half Jewish.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Iolar » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:55 am

Natalie Portman is very beautiful.
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Re: Jewish girls

Postby rezuar » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:58 am

My Dad used to love women with big noses, and had a massive crush on Barbra Streisand.
Funnily enough, both my Mum and I look totally Jewish, but there’s no mention of any Jewish blood in our family tree... I wonder if there was some airbrushing of the family history in past. I might go for the ancestry test one day to find out.
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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Logg » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:02 am

pezworld wrote:
Logg wrote:I'm more attracted to Bebe Neuwirth

I knew her brother - worked with him, two jobs. Actuary, nerd, deadhead. Smoked weed with him at a Dead concert at the Forum, along with our co-worker/friend, a Latvian Jew actuary who was supercool.

Unrelated, they've evacuated the first synagogue where I attended a bat mitzvah - near Murdoch's winery in the Sepulveda Pass.


Wow, that's pretty cool. Interesting that they both ended up in LA. I guess it's the place to be for actuaries.

I clicked on that link and realized I went to Sunday Hebrew school there for a year. It was the first time I ever hung out with "vals," and I liked them. Thoughts and prayers for SoCal; been seeing some crazy pictures.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Godjira » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:07 am

Mila Kunis is a talented beauty, if you ignore American Psycho 2.
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Re: Jewish girls

Postby TheDevil » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:59 am

FUUZ wrote:Are they really as hot and horny as some guys think?

Yes they are when I worked in a Kibbutz during my teenage years I fucked one and her request was to fuck her until she was a dry as the desert (amongst other requests)
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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Stephen_Dedalus » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:02 am

Your whole family are Judisch

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Godjira » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:13 am

Every kind of girl is hot and horny with me! They’d have to be!
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Re: Jewish girls

Postby fishface » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:38 am

As far as I know, I don't know anyone Jewish.

I *do* recall a husband and wife who worked with my dad were Jewish. And a primary school friend was.

Yes the Jewish population is *that* small here.

I have no idea why our Jewish population is so small. It is also a truckload smaller than it used to be, historically. So who knows.


Apparently my city has 1300 Jewish peeps.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Chi_Rup » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:14 am

I have a Jewish Lady Boss.

Phwoar! Honk honk! Oy! etc

She quite literally controls London’s media and arts scene. O how we laugh!

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Citizen Baba » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:18 am

I dated a Jewish woman for four years. She was also Korean.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby CatScanMan » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:24 am

TheRedWoman wrote:
CatScanMan wrote:I don't knowingly know any Jewish women in real life.

Sarah Silverman is hot.



Nope. She is vulgar and unattractive.

Alison Brie is hot AF
Emmy Rossum isn't too bad..loads of attractive Jewish in Hwood, but they don't always identify or prefer not to..such as Scarlet Johanson who seems to be losing her hotness daily...


No, Sarah Silverman is hot. Would bang obviously.

The others don't know, Johanson is Jewish? No way. Probably converted in her yoga class or something.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Citizen Baba » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:25 am

Me like Sarah Silverman too.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Chi_Rup » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:30 am

That woman at my work who fires tomatoes out her vagina, also Jewish. I lent her my shakshuka recipe.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby CatScanMan » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:08 am

Logg wrote:I forgot how judenrein much of Stewlandia is, to the point where they may never actually see one; and that for a lot of people, Sarah Silverman is their only reference for a Jewish girl.

I'm more attracted to Bebe Neuwirth, Chris Kraus, or Claire Berlinski myself. Elizabeth Wurtzel 20 years ago.

In my very, very limited experience and small sample size, Jewish girls can be a little more into sex, but it certainly varies, often quite a lot.



Fuck off wanker, I'm from Bradford and we have Muslims not Jews. But I did wander around Mea Shearim last year.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby CatScanMan » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:14 am

Sarah Silverman could be vulgar to me all she wants.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby leela » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:23 am

Apart from the people on here, I don't know a single Jewish person. Which probably explains how badly I handled the holiday thread.

The UK Jewish community is very small, and concentrated into small communities in a few of our cities. London, Manchester and Leeds come to mind. But anyway, I should try to become more Judaism aware. It wouldn't surprise me at all if it turns out I've sent a Christmas card to people I shouldn't have.
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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Logg » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:54 am

leela wrote:Apart from the people on here, I don't know a single Jewish person. Which probably explains how badly I handled the holiday thread.

The UK Jewish community is very small, and concentrated into small communities in a few of our cities. London, Manchester and Leeds come to mind. But anyway, I should try to become more Judaism aware. It wouldn't surprise me at all if it turns out I've sent a Christmas card to people I shouldn't have.


The UK Jewish population is roughy 300,000, making it the fifth largest in the world.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Godjira » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:02 am

That’s really odd that people living in a Western county couldn’t know anyone Jewish, but the population is really small in places like the UK.

New Jersey has half a million and growing. Lots of Orthodox and others are moving there from New York and Europe.

You can regularly see Hasidics cavorting with Muslims, Hindus and Hispanicos in hotels in North Jersey.
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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Klara » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:06 am

I know Jewish people, but they're not local. I don't think that's particularly unusual. Ahh but wait, I don't live in a Western country.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby leela » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:12 am

Logg wrote:
leela wrote:Apart from the people on here, I don't know a single Jewish person. Which probably explains how badly I handled the holiday thread.

The UK Jewish community is very small, and concentrated into small communities in a few of our cities. London, Manchester and Leeds come to mind. But anyway, I should try to become more Judaism aware. It wouldn't surprise me at all if it turns out I've sent a Christmas card to people I shouldn't have.


The UK Jewish population is roughy 300,000, making it the fifth largest in the world.

269,000 I think, out of 66 million. As I said, unless you live in one of the large cities (two thirds of Jews live in London, and most others in Manchester or Leeds) you're unlikely to have a Jewish person in your work or social circles.
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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Logg » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:19 am

Indeed. And yet it's the fifth largest Jewish population in the world, just behind Canadia.

Makes you realize just how rare a Jew is in some of these other countries.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby VinnyD » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:47 am

I really shouldn't be, but still am dumbfounded that some people here have met like 2 Jewish women in their entire lives.

Yes. I knew two and a half Jews in Saudi Arabia even.

Of course this thread's topic is offensive, and probably intentionally so, but it turned out to be enlightening. Who knew Jews were so exotic to so many people?

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Citizen Baba » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:49 am

Crap, there are US states with more juice. I think my university was in the top twenty.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby Klara » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:59 am

VinnyD wrote:
I really shouldn't be, but still am dumbfounded that some people here have met like 2 Jewish women in their entire lives.

Yes. I knew two and a half Jews in Saudi Arabia even.

Of course this thread's topic is offensive, and probably intentionally so, but it turned out to be enlightening. Who knew Jews were so exotic to so many people?

I don't think of Jews as exotic. I'm rarely aware my Jewish friends are Jewish, excepe this time of the year.


Tibetans seem pretty exotic, though.

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Re: Jewish girls

Postby fishface » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:59 am

mishmish wrote:I really shouldn't be, but still am dumbfounded that some people here have met like 2 Jewish women in their entire lives and the rest claim to have identified the secret armband (which has super powers that endow Jews with hotness, smartness, talent and all that unfair stuff). Do you live under a rock?


I live on a rock in the South Pacific where Jewish people make up 0.001% of the population. It's not really that surprising I have only known a few people who are jewish.

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