Please help me choose meth's sig line for a month

Obama-Biden or McCain-Palin? Or Paul-Hulka?
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Postby tph24601 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:55 pm

Eric's post reminded me, I own meth's sig lin for a month as he lost his bet with me (who would have thought the GOP couldn't win back majorities at both Senate and House, as well as keep the White House???).....

I am taking all suggestions.....

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Postby q5q » Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:56 pm

the methiah: still lost in the wilderness
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Postby korgy » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:11 pm

"OBAMA WILL LOSE THE ELECTION. I GUARANTEE IT." - methuseleh

(direct quote)
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Postby Electrolyte » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:33 pm

Bill Clinton ran the country so well I wish I could have *bleeped* his *bleep*.

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Postby judik » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:09 pm

OBAMA WILL NEVER BE AHEAD IN THE POLLS
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I won the contest and all got was a lousy quote about meth
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Postby CatScanMan » Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:28 pm

Some erotic gay poetry.

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Postby avalon_ » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:39 pm

I *heart* Obama. Hope and Change forever!!!!--Meth

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Postby Doc » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:24 pm

"I, meth, love and respect Barney Frank and he is my leader and hero".
As Aldous Huxley pointed out, "The propagandist's purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human."

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Postby tph24601 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:45 pm

CatScanMan wrote:Some erotic gay poetry.

hmmmm, tell me more, that's the best suggestion so far....

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Postby Espina » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:50 pm

How about the treaty of Tripoli sec 11?
"As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity, of Musselmen; and as the said States never have entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mehomitan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries."
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Postby Fred Garvin » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:07 am

I'd go with either korgy's or Doc's so far.

Or just the word queer.
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Postby where2next » Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:14 am

More of a PSA than poetry, but has a nice ring to it:

"Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies."

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8772014

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Postby methuselah » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:26 pm

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Postby Ryan » Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:57 pm

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Postby Lavite » Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:21 pm

Doesn't matter what you pick, Meth head will not honor his agreement.
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Postby tph24601 » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:01 pm

methuselah wrote:"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

you don't have a say in this....

lavite wrote:Doesn't matter what you pick, Meth head will not honor his agreement.

the day after the election meth actually said he will honor the agreement...

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Postby SeamusMcCool » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:47 pm

Al Franken for Senate!
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Postby BulletPark » Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:44 pm

"I, Meth, have never had a blow-job because the mouth is not a sex organ."

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Postby Electrolyte » Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:31 pm

"I, Meth, have never had a blow-job from Barney Frank because the mouth is not a sex organ."

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Postby Citizen Baba » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:50 pm

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Postby Godjira » Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:24 pm

If the above post made sense to you, please consult a physician

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Postby incognita » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:09 pm

Participant in Election Fraud and proud of it!
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Postby methuselah » Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:56 pm

Lavite wrote:Doesn't matter what you pick, Meth head will not honor his agreement.


Coward surrender monkey who turned his back on his fellow soldiers talking about honoring agreements.
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Postby q5q » Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:12 pm

has a winner been decided yet? how long does he have to wear it? at least a year, right?
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Postby methuselah » Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:43 pm

incognita wrote:Participant in Election Fraud and proud of it!


You don't care about election fraud. Hypocrite.
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Postby methuselah » Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:44 pm

q5q wrote:has a winner been decided yet? how long does he have to wear it? at least a year, right?


I think it's a month. I'lll just stop posting for a month.
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Postby q5q » Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:53 pm

methuselah wrote:
q5q wrote:has a winner been decided yet? how long does he have to wear it? at least a year, right?


I think it's a month. I'lll just stop posting for a month.


c'mon, be a sport. six months minimum, at least 25 posts/day.

deal?
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Postby methuselah » Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:35 pm

q5q wrote:
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q5q wrote:has a winner been decided yet? how long does he have to wear it? at least a year, right?


I think it's a month. I'lll just stop posting for a month.


c'mon, be a sport. six months minimum, at least 25 posts/day.

deal?


No. You be a sport and play by the rules established.
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Postby q5q » Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:41 pm

you're the one threatening to flounce because you lost a bet.
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Postby methuselah » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:04 pm

q5q wrote:you're the one threatening to flounce because you lost a bet.


There was nothing in the bet saying I had to post for a month. The bet was that I had to use the sig for a month. I know you are the typical lib who wants to change the rules in the middle of the game when you can't get your way, but try for just this once to act like a mature adult.
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Postby q5q » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:05 pm

welcher.
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Postby methuselah » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:06 pm

q5q wrote:welcher.


Ignorant moonbat.
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Postby q5q » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:20 pm

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Postby methuselah » Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:42 pm

q5q wrote:Image


That's about how I picture you moonbats.
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Postby judik » Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:01 pm

Actually some of us moonbats posted out pics on Avalon's OP
Why don't you to see how close you resemble the pic q posted?
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Postby methuselah » Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:05 am

judik wrote:Actually some of us moonbats posted out pics on Avalon's OP
Why don't you to see how close you resemble the pic q posted?


I don't understand your post. Try again and give me a link.
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Postby avalon_ » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:02 am

q5q wrote:Image

Awwww. So cute. I wonder what it looks like when it closes its mouth.

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Postby q5q » Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:07 am

avalon_ wrote:
q5q wrote:Image

Awwww. So cute. I wonder what it looks like when it closes its mouth.


meth rarely closes his mouth. might break his face.
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Postby methuselah » Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:36 pm

q5q wrote:
avalon_ wrote:
q5q wrote:Image

Awwww. So cute. I wonder what it looks like when it closes its mouth.


meth rarely closes his mouth. might break his face.


I'd love to give you a chance to close my mouth.
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Postby equus » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:09 am

methuselah wrote:
q5q wrote:
avalon_ wrote:
q5q wrote:Image

Awwww. So cute. I wonder what it looks like when it closes its mouth.


meth rarely closes his mouth. might break his face.


I'd love to give you a chance to close my mouth.


More homoeroticism. :roll:
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Postby q5q » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:43 am

equus wrote:
methuselah wrote:
q5q wrote:
avalon_ wrote:
q5q wrote:Image

Awwww. So cute. I wonder what it looks like when it closes its mouth.


meth rarely closes his mouth. might break his face.


I'd love to give you a chance to close my mouth.


More homoeroticism. :roll:


yep.

meth's siggie should include something to the effect of smoking cigars, and liking it.

after all, sometimes artifice does imitate life.
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Postby methuselah » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:08 pm

More pusillanimous pissant ramblings from the resident cowards who would piss their pants and cower in a corner in real life.
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Postby q5q » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:43 pm

methuselah wrote:More pusillanimous pissant ramblings from the resident cowards who would piss their pants and cower in a corner in real life.


that's pretty impressive, coming from the resident cigar-fantasizing chickenhawk.
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Postby methuselah » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:06 pm

q5q wrote:
methuselah wrote:More pusillanimous pissant ramblings from the resident cowards who would piss their pants and cower in a corner in real life.


that's pretty impressive, coming from the resident cigar-fantasizing chickenhawk.


A chickenhawk who supports our troops while in battle compared to coward pusillanimous pissiant punks like you and Lavite. Being insulted by punk trailer trash like Lavite and you comes with the territory and is well worth it.
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Postby judik » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:14 pm

The irony of meth calling Lavite and q trailer trash is priceless :)
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Postby q5q » Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:26 pm

judik wrote:The irony of meth calling Lavite and q trailer trash is priceless :)


he's ironically immune, judi.

priceless...and oh so precious, too.
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