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Postby Fritz101 » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:28 am

If you had a foot fetish like i do,what colour would you want her toenails to be while you jerked off looking at them?

My vote goes for pink.

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Postby Fritz101 » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:31 am

Yes

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Postby Fritz101 » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:34 am

The silverfish thread should have been saved.

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Postby thoughtpolice » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:36 am

Hmmm, you're asking the wrong guy. I like 'chicks' that are double amputees.

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Postby Fritz101 » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:43 am

I like 'chicks' that are double amputees

Hey,i'm not here to judge.We all have certain fetishes.

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Postby Fritz101 » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:47 am

Hehe,you bet.
Nice feet turn me on :)

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Postby AnnieOakley » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:48 am

Somewhere in the fine print of the ADA is a clause covering this very subject.
Googling now...
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Postby nettie » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:49 am

I need to start going to bed early, before all you perverts log on.

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Postby Fritz101 » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:50 am

I like women with long,straight toes.

Pink toenails are my fav but i'll accept purple or sometimes red as well.

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Postby Fritz101 » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:52 am

before all you perverts log on.

Are you calling me a pervert?

Better not be...

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Postby thoughtpolice » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:53 am

The snake-rogering comment referred to all men Dallan, not just me.

I hold this to be a self-evident truth.

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Postby nettie » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:59 am

Ok, you guys are on a roll tonight.

I want to meet a guy obsessed with feet. I love having my toes sucked. Toe licking and sucking is the closest I get to orgasm without clitoral contact.

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Postby Fritz101 » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:01 am

I want to meet a guy obsessed with feet. I love having my toes sucked. Toe licking and sucking is the closest I get to orgasm without clitoral contact.

I'd love to lick and suck your toes.I'd make you come in two or three minutes.

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Postby nettie » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:03 am

I'd love to lick and suck your toes.I'd make you come in two or three minutes.


*slides out of chair*

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Postby thoughtpolice » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:05 am

Clearly this toe sucking and then double amputee stuff has a definite order to it.
It always pisses me off to have to be second after Fritz every time. He's so smug about it.

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Postby Fritz101 » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:11 am

On another thread she's turning TP on by telling him she's a double amputee with a boa constrictor.

I'll talk to her about this later.

He's so smug about it.

Well sir,seven inches and an extra-large girth tend to do this.

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Postby Fritz101 » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:20 am

The last girl i screwed in this country told me that it was like she was having sex for the first time,because i was so big.

Man,i love it when they ride me reverse cowgirl.

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Postby nettie » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:23 am

I think he got that one straight out of this month's Forum, Dallan.

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Postby Fritz101 » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:26 am

I'm serious.
Maybe she was full of shit when she told me this but this is what she said.

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Postby pezworld » Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:24 am

Oh, dear, this is why nettie brought up toe sucking again.

Regretting it yet?

My toes are very long.

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Postby Fritz101 » Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:26 am

My toes are very long

If you're female,i'm erect and ready to go.

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Postby Fritz101 » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:15 am

Hey,i'm a star!

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Postby judik » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:38 am

fritz- you should take an active roll in this.Paint your lady's toenails.
Mr judik does :wink:
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Postby Billet » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:54 pm

Humm...for some reason this thread seems to be the proper place for this factoid:

Morton's Toe is a common forefoot disorder where the second toe is longer than the Big Toe (the Hallux).
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Postby Fritz101 » Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:54 pm

Morton's Toe is a common forefoot disorder where the second toe is longer than the Big Toe (the Hallux).

Maybe i'm a weirdo,but i find it a turn-on when a member of the female species has this. (i don't know why).

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Postby Billet » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:03 am

Fully 1/3 of the population (both male & female) have Morton's Toe.
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Postby Mega_Doof » Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:10 am

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Morton's Toe is a sign of being a super genius.
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Postby Beach_Lover » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:50 am

I would beg to differ mega :P

I had a pedicure on Monday and guess what color Fritz?
I may have been a little rash in my initial observation of BeachLover

The fact that she's Canadian and participates in Fantasy BB automatically makes her a super cool chick

Pancake recipes or not..I'm down with Beach Lover Belch Scott Baio

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Postby Billet » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:19 pm

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Morton's Toe is a sign of being a super genius.


I have heard anecdotally that having your second toe longer than your first IS a sign of a higher intellect.
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Postby cheesekopf » Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:41 am

there once was an expat in ribe
t'was molested by a dane named clyde
the condom tore
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now he can't take his bike for a ride.

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Postby Fritz101 » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:19 pm

I had better bring this one back up to the top.

To see this important post drop off would be a shame.

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Postby troubs » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:13 pm

I have heard anecdotally that having your second toe longer than your first IS a sign of a higher intellect.


Hasn't worked for me Billet :S

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Postby Timsahb » Sun Jun 19, 2005 4:50 am

No troubs, from what I have gathered you are not very bright at all.

You have big toes then doc??

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Postby troubs » Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:35 am

Hey I actually give the illusion of being smarter than I am. Ya know, I swear my second toe used to be bigger than my first when I was younger, but I guess the big toe had a growth spurt over and above the second toe.

May account for why I was apparently smarter when I was younger and now as thick as shit.

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Postby troubs » Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:00 pm

link to my mother.

You don't want to argue with her- believe me!

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Postby Timsahb » Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:06 pm

Your mum seemed Ok to me when I dropped around for some tea. She did tell me you need to put oin some weight though.

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Postby troubs » Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:07 pm

if you'd come over to my house, mum would have fed you til you couldn't move, let alone give you a cup of tea.

She always thinks I need to put on weight- isn't that what mums always say though?

And its only because you know better than to argue with me, let alone my mother that you walked out in one piece Timmy.

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Postby Timsahb » Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:18 pm

Mum's always like me

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Postby troubs » Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:22 pm

Probably because you flirt with them!

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