Life is really Funny... Really!!!

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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby EasyElvis » Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:57 pm

100!!1111!!1!!1

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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby Tomska » Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:10 pm

101 Bitches?

Is that the name for Geo's kiddie harem?

This thread is the wrongest I've read on here for a while.
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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby Cavaradossi » Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:51 pm

cowtown wrote:forget your grand plans and schemes with daughter Lolita for your death in Venice


Udderly brilliant, doubly appropriate double literary reference.

No,just either ask out a normal woman or go on a dating site or anything. Someone reasonably within your age range who is also looking to date and just have dinner with them FFS.


Yep. A night at the ballet with a long time family acquaintance is a night at the ballet with gramps, not a date. Agreeing to accompany a salsa classmate to a family- oriented social commitment in the suburbs is doing you a social favor, not a date. Thus the expected recompense of an Ikea stop.



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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby snowgirl » Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:51 pm

I just tuned in to this today. Apart from the creepyness of Geo's predelictions the saddest thing is his so very narrow view of the world. I am a single woman and I don't think I'm bitter or jaded. But if anyone asked me out who ranted against Liberals, or anyone else for that matter, the way Geo does I would likely flee. I give him props for posting a story he must have known would elicit howls of derision but beyond that it's just kind of sad.
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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby Geeceling » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:09 pm

Honesty can't redeem the skin-crawling creepiness of this thread.

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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby CatScanMan » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:30 pm

If GeoDaddy spoke some more honesty it'd be worse for him.

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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby snowgirl » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:33 pm

I don't think he is being honest, actually. Probably not being honest with himself.
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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby joeyramone » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:32 am

footnote: next time anyone talks about how cool btraven is, note that he was not only friends with geo BUT LET HIM ACTUALLY LIVE IN HIS APARTMENT.
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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby grunnell » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:52 am

Whatta trainwreck of a thread. I can't look away. Geo coyly dares us to either despise him, or to beg him to finish his twisted story.

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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby BulletPark » Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:26 am

If some fucking 14 year-old bint texted me I SORRY NO TALK MAKE HAPPY LOVE YOU SPANK ME LONG TIME*, the last thing I'd do is post it on the internet.



*Paraphrasing due to inability to read Geo's actual posts through eyes clenched shut from retching.

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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby GeoDaddy » Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:54 am

Geez, and I just saw the Mary Tyler Moore 1st season episode where she pushes off an "age inappropriate" horn dog...

I guess most people lead lives with little more complication that "Mar'?"

I mean - yes - if you simple do NOT question your desires and interests and just sorta skate along in Life and marry the thing that offer the least resistance and just imagin what is probably missing... you can get thru it all.

I just know that most of the men (and many of the women) my age aren't too happy with their choices... oh, they admit they would probably have made 'em anyways... but they don't seem to have as much of a problem with my choices or the way I have liven my Life. Live and Let Live....

I guess that's why I don't think there ARE many "liberals here... just a LOT of people with more rigid IDEAS about what one does and SHOULD do and can only hope for the day when GOVT will legislate the "proper" behavoir we need... to be "free!"

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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby EasyElvis » Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:04 am

I *heart* Bullet Park. I think I have a crush.

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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby joeyramone » Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:18 am

GeoDaddy wrote:Geez, and I just saw the Mary Tyler Moore 1st season episode where she pushes off an "age inappropriate" horn dog...

I guess most people lead lives with little more complication that "Mar'?"

I mean - yes - if you simple do NOT question your desires and interests and just sorta skate along in Life and marry the thing that offer the least resistance and just imagin what is probably missing... you can get thru it all.

I just know that most of the men (and many of the women) my age aren't too happy with their choices... oh, they admit they would probably have made 'em anyways... but they don't seem to have as much of a problem with my choices or the way I have liven my Life. Live and Let Live....

I guess that's why I don't think there ARE many "liberals here... just a LOT of people with more rigid IDEAS about what one does and SHOULD do and can only hope for the day when GOVT will legislate the "proper" behavoir we need... to be "free!"

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ummm, no geo - I married an attractive and wonderful woman I love who is great to be with. oh, and she's a liberal, but she works hard and is a great mom - all those bs "conservative values" you love but don't seem to possess
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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby RandomThoughts » Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:19 am

I saw him first EE! :evil:
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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby AliceNettles » Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:24 am

So Geo's paedophilia is kicking out against 'liberals'.

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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby EasyElvis » Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:59 am

RandomThoughts wrote:I saw him first EE! :evil:


He will not be able to resist my Cherman Charm!

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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby northern_goddess » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:26 am

AliceNettles wrote:So Geo's paedophilia is kicking out against 'liberals'.

Yes. Bizarre isn't it?
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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby (X) » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:27 am

Based on that logic; does it mean that Mohamed was a republican ?
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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby AliceNettles » Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:16 am

I have just been threatened with a banning for calling this disgusting creep out. Be careful out there guys.

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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby cowtown » Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:55 pm

Famous dish please, to preserve the legacy of Geodaddy
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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby joeyramone » Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:56 pm

I second Wonton, this one needs to be put in its rightful place.
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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby pezworld » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:00 pm

Done
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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby joeyramone » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:03 pm

back to back creepy.
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Re: Life is really Funny... Really!!!

Postby Kikilamour » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:26 pm

wowie, wow wow.
i forgot about this. quality read. thank you stew!

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