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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby cowtown » Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:51 pm

Lavite wrote:Godjira made a comment about an observation. The title was an attempt at humor. Not particularly funny to me, but I am no judge of comedic value. But most clever humor flies over my head anyway.

Give it a rest.



You are just chewing on his cock now because he is on your team in the battle of Baio


Kind of like Joey has a hard on for me now because I slammed him in there but at least Joey tried to be a bit coy about it


Not that I mind any of this but could you at least try to be less transparent?



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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Lavite » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:04 pm

Hardly, Cow. Godjira and I don't particulary see eye to eye. But that is not a requirement.

I do see a dumb fuck self righteous on-line lynch mob when I see one.

It was a lame joke. Fuck, grow a pair and move on.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby q5q » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:07 pm

hmmm...first time i opened this thread with 'pussy train' in the title, and it's guys talking about cocksucking.

not sure if i should read this one.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby pezworld » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:18 pm

cowtown wrote:sweeet pussy train now belongs to the stew and therefore the world, go forth and multiply, maybe it can grow into a meme


Eye degree. This one's got legs (and something between them).
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby AnnieOakley » Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:56 pm

Who has envoked The Holy Word, "Meme"?
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby grunnell » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:04 pm

Listen to these words spoken in the voice of Peter Lorre "Truly the most precious cargo in the world".

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby AnnieOakley » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:07 pm

Great. Now we've got a post about a peter lorry.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby q5q » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:10 pm

AnnieOakley wrote:Great. Now we've got a post about a peter lorry.


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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby joeyramone » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:45 am

cowtown wrote:

Kind of like Joey has a hard on for me now because I slammed him in there but at least Joey tried to be a bit coy about it





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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Godjira » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:56 am

I consider myself the Dostoyevsky of the stew.

I create my threads and they take on a life of their own.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby AnnieOakley » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:58 am

Walk proudly, Godj. This one rolled like a big wheel.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby cuchulainn » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:21 am

Godjira wrote:I consider myself the Dostoyevsky of the stew.


More like The Idiot.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Godjira » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:45 am

don't be suh a bitter individual. Like I said, move on out to Taiwan again, or something. You're a timebomb...
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby ToyTone » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:25 am

all of you, male or female, are fat smelling americans who only know Japan from porn.... Gojira is right there were the flower is open 7/11.

if I would not be in Taiwan.... I'd probably be a gardener somewhere in nippon..... ah!
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Godjira » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:16 pm

grunnell wrote:Listen to these words spoken in the voice of Peter Lorre "Truly the most precious cargo in the world".


this post has been making me laugh all day, mostly at inopportune moments on the train! Now I am thinking of a drunk and evil Paul Williams saying it...

Here's an actual picture of the very train line I was on:

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby coffeeguy » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:18 pm

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby foolsprogress » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:19 pm

Doesn't seem creepy to me. Just a bit tasteless in a young male sort of way. Not appropriate for mixed company.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby cuchulainn » Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:34 pm

Yeah, I shouldn't be too hard on Godjira. He's just a horny 21 year old kid.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby AnnieOakley » Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:43 pm

There's some who aren't?
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby ToyTone » Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:28 pm

I think stuff like leeloo talking about that she does not like her wine gum anymore or feelix
posting about his violent and abusive family is faaaaaaarr more creepy than this OP.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby avalon_ » Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:35 pm

I think stuff like leeloo talking about that she does not like her wine gum anymore

Could you explain how that is creepy? I'm just trying to understand.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby salmonid » Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:41 pm

Godjira wrote:
grunnell wrote:Listen to these words spoken in the voice of Peter Lorre "Truly the most precious cargo in the world".


this post has been making me laugh all day, mostly at inopportune moments on the train! Now I am thinking of a drunk and evil Paul Williams saying it...

Here's an actual picture of the very train line I was on:

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That's the Sweeeeeet Pussy Train? For some reason, I'm a little disappointed.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby avalon_ » Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:42 pm

The last one in line wearing gray is Godirja in disguise.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Godjira » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:50 pm

of course, not all the tickets can be winners, and not every train can a sweeeet as the one I saw.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby joeyramone » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:48 am

ToyTone wrote:I think stuff like leeloo talking about that she does not like her wine gum anymore or feelix
posting about his violent and abusive family is faaaaaaarr more creepy than this OP.

or some guy mentioning his erection after his father in law dies.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Scott_Baio » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:50 am

These women can't even ride a train in peace without Go "Pussy Train" Jira licking the windows and massaging his junk.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby leelee » Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:00 am

ANOTHER asian fetishist too focused on my postings. :roll:

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Scott_Baio » Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:01 am

Are you looking at me L2?
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby leelee » Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:08 am

no, scoots. you're alright. it doesn't describe you either!

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Scott_Baio » Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:12 am

no, scoots. you're alright. it doesn't describe you either!


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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby grunnell » Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:59 am

Thanks, God " Pussy train Forever" jira, for inspiring a really fun thread.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby NorthernLight » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:01 pm

They have ladies only cars on the trains in Egypt too. They make for a nice respite from boundary-challenged men.

You get a mixed combo of women and girls in them, from burqa-clad to jeans wearing young women with lots of kohl around their eyes wearing the headscarf very much as a fashion accessory.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Moethebartender » Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:02 pm

Godjira wrote:Image

You can almost see the woman who is looking directly into the camera wondering why the freaky looking Gaijin in the long raincoat is snapping pictures of her...
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Cavaradossi » Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:10 pm

Moethebartender wrote:You can almost see the woman who is looking directly into the camera wondering why the freaky looking Gaijin in the long raincoat is snapping pictures of her...

The one in the green sweater is wisely reaching into her bag to get the pepper spray in the ready. But most of them are studiously trying to avoid eye contact with the photographer.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby pauldeba » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:10 pm

I recall a couple girls at work riding the New York subways got squirted on in a crowded car. All the girls in the department were creeped out and disgusted, the guys couldn't stop laughing. After Godjira moved to Japan, this stuff stopped happening in New York, I presume.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby grunnell » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:31 pm

godjira, your mission is now to somehow infiltrate the Sweet Pussy Train, in drag if necessary.
Thanks for reminding me of Paul Williams - I hadn't thought of the guy is years. And yeah, he is like the American Peter Lorre with that voice of his.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Scott_Baio » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:34 pm

You can almost see the woman who is looking directly into the camera wondering why the freaky looking Gaijin in the long raincoat is snapping pictures of her...


Hahaha.

The one in the green sweater is wisely reaching into her bag to get the pepper spray in the ready. But most of them are studiously trying to avoid eye


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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Godjira » Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:25 am

grunnell wrote:godjira, your mission is now to somehow infiltrate the Sweet Pussy Train, in drag if necessary.
Thanks for reminding me of Paul Williams - I hadn't thought of the guy is years. And yeah, he is like the American Peter Lorre with that voice of his.


Well, if I were to get a wheelchair, then it's possible- but that seems like bad karma.

of course- the hours of operation and which trains are women-only can be a bit confusing:

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Paul Williams is freaky

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby salary man » Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:23 am

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This is a good place near the Gotanda stop on the Yamanote line. Watch your step, the sopurando is around back. Many people go in the front looking for the pork chop and get served Tonkatsu, ho-ho!

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

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Postby Godjira » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:21 am

they used to call soaplands "Turkish baths" until the Turkish ambassador complained. they had a nationwide poll, and soapland won!
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby grunnell » Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:01 am

Paul Williams is now in his 70s and he is the head executive of ASCAP, which I believe is the professional songwriter's "union".
He's an old trade unionist, and no longer making frequesnt guest appearances on shows like Fantasy Island, the Merv Griffin show, and the Loveboat.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Redsales » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:17 pm

しょうがない -

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby cowtown » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:22 pm

So what can one expect at soapland?
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Godjira » Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:03 am

Well, I live off a line off the Keio line. The commutes are horrible from anywhere suburban into Tokyo- lucky for me, I commute the other way!

a soap land is a soapy massage with a happy ending... I think. I've never been! It's legal in Japan, though.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Scott_Baio » Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:49 am

Well...all in all we can say that this was one of the more disturbing threads from a grown ass man we've seen on the Stew.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby section8 » Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:00 am

Soapy massages should be legalized everywhere.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Redsales » Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:42 am

So what can one expect at soapland?


You chose your pick in the front room while nursing a beer or whiskey. The girl takes you into a private room, strips herself, than strips you, and proceeds to poor foamy soap suds over an air mattress. You lie on the mattress, face down at first, and she spreads the soap suds thick on your back and then rubs her thighs up and down your back, massaging you with her soapy groin. Now you are getting aroused. She turns you over and proceeds to rub her thighs and groin up and down your chest. However, no sex is allowed. She eventually jacks you off with some scented oil.

I've heard you can negotiate for sex at the cheaper soaplands.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby cowtown » Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:54 pm

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Ian_in_DC » Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:51 pm

cowtown wrote:all aboard

Hmmm...perhaps Ozzy chose the wrong two syllable word for his train.
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