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Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Godjira » Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:02 pm

I just came home on an express train, and there was one car reserved just for women. I could see into it, and believe me- it was packed to the brim with the sweetest, sexiest women this side of the Himalayas.

Truly the most precious cargo in the world.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby harry_flashman » Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:20 pm

Thanks for this update it has dispelled any doubts I had about your sexuality. Was loki in the same carriage by chance making the same observations?
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Scott_Baio » Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:47 pm

Poor women. Can you imagine having to be subjected to Godjira leering at you as you are segregated onto a train like some sort of cattle?

Ewww....with this this dude panting and sweating as he leers at you with his greasy mug pressed against the window.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby cuchulainn » Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:02 pm

I'm sure Godjira was wringing his hands because he wouldn't have the chance to grope those poor women.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Vince » Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:04 pm

In his defense - a train load of japanese girls does sound sexy. I've got some filthy images in my head and i wasnt even there.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby philzuss » Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:32 pm

I guess segregation is about the only way Japanese women can avoid being groped, must be terrible to be at the end of the carriage though with countless Japanese men and one Godjira leering at them.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby thoughtpolice » Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:34 pm

cuchulainn wrote:I'm sure Godjira was wringing his hands because he wouldn't have the chance to grope those poor women.

He knows the train has to stop sometime.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby salmonid » Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:49 pm

"Sweeeeet Pussy Train"?

Come home Godjira, as your mother needs to slap some sense into you.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Scott_Baio » Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:54 pm

must be terrible to be at the end of the carriage though with countless Japanese men and one Godjira leering at them.


Indeed.

What a sight!

As the Japanese train motors on in the cold Tokyo night....the female passengers in car #6 are locked up like cattle as the male passengers leer at them as if they were an exhibit at the local zoo. One male stands out of the crowd. He is a white, American male wearing a pair of form fitting, stone washed Levis, a pair of British Knights tennis shoes, and a long, flowing trench coat that gently touches the dirty floor of the adjoining car.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Ian_in_DC » Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:55 pm

I think this OP just cemented Godjira's victory as creepiest poster on PS. I don't think I'd want my sister - or any female that I know - left in an empty room with him alone.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Scott_Baio » Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:10 pm

think this OP just cemented Godjira's victory as creepiest poster on PS. I don't think I'd want my sister - or any female that I know - left in an empty room with him alone.


You think?

Fuck that. I KNOW that this OP has cemented ole trench coat into the q5q end of the El Creepo Spectrum.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby salmonid » Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:18 pm

Let's just hope that Godjira never sneaks his way onto this segregated carriage.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby harry_flashman » Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:30 pm

Gayjira is a member of that seemingly ever expending liberal left anthology know as the metro sexual male. I suspect he has no real interest in the “opposite” sex however feels the need to beat his cheat once in a while to convince us that he has a penis between his legs
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby salmonid » Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:34 pm

Have you tried cunnilingus yet, Harry?

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby harry_flashman » Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:38 pm

..talking of metrosexual males.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Geece » Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:45 pm

This OP is reminiscent of Geodaddy's fantasies about Ukrainian schoolgirls.

Or of crossfire's panty obsession.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if this OP was actually meant to be sent to crossfire as a PM.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby cuchulainn » Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:52 pm

It's only a matter of time before Godjira starts bragging about using his Hello Kitty butt plug.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby harry_flashman » Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:57 pm

Jap girls have short legs
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby salmonid » Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:04 pm

Does JapaneseGirl have yet another American to worry about? I think Detective Nagawa needs to get on the case, pronto.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Scott_Baio » Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:06 pm

Does JapaneseGirl have yet another American to worry about? I think Detective Nagawa needs to get on the case, pronto.


No doubt.

Word around the campfire is that Scouser is vacationing in Japan right now. Wonder if he had the same experiences as Godjira.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Detective_Nagawa » Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:18 pm

Honorable Salmonid,

Thank you for the notice. I will be following Godjira carefully. We haven't heard from Japanese Girl in a long time, so we are a little worry. Sometime creepy foreigner go apeshit and we are afraid for innocent Japanese schoolgirls.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby cuchulainn » Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:21 pm

I'm glad Detective Nagawa is on the case.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Geece » Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:23 pm

cuchulainn wrote:It's only a matter of time before Godjira starts bragging about using his Hello Kitty butt plug.


Is that the slightly used one he obtained from crossfire?

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby harry_flashman » Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:24 pm

...high time that Larrythecableguy was brought out of retirement
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Godjira » Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:34 am

boy, you guys are really a bunch of prudes. Unless it's all about your personal angst and misery it's not worth talking about...

I'm sure that this lot is as lively in the sack as Robert Smith on methadone.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Harry Chorpita » Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:40 am

I thought the Women Only cars were to pack even more people in-those flat asses stack up well.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby northern_goddess » Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:47 am

Godjira wrote:boy, you guys are really a bunch of prudes. Unless it's all about your personal angst and misery it's not worth talking about...

I'm sure that this lot is as lively in the sack as Robert Smith on methadone.

Well, it was a pretty creepy OP title.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby section8 » Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:57 am

I heard that in addition to the Sweet Pussy Train, Japan also has a Dirty Pervert Train.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Harry Chorpita » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:01 am

I know a Canadian woman who was groped on a Japanese train-she elbowed the fucker good and cursed him in Japanese-or so she said and I believe here she's real cunt.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Ian_in_DC » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:04 am

section8 wrote:I heard that in addition to the Sweet Pussy Train, Japan also has a Dirty Pervert Train.

And apparently now needs a "Creepy American Dropout Who Uses Redneck Terms and has a Disturbing Asian Fetish" Train.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby northern_goddess » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:08 am

They may need to hire cock blockers.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Godjira » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:10 am

northern_goddess wrote:
Godjira wrote:boy, you guys are really a bunch of prudes. Unless it's all about your personal angst and misery it's not worth talking about...

I'm sure that this lot is as lively in the sack as Robert Smith on methadone.

Well, it was a pretty creepy OP title.


maybe, but I've seen plenty of posts about policemen and handcuffs and indeed- even penises- from the female posters around here.

It's ironic- because the male poster will deny their own desires and instincts in an attempt to get laid! Except for maybe scotty, for whom blackjack has long replaced any sexual desire.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Godjira » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:12 am

Ian_in_DC wrote:
section8 wrote:I heard that in addition to the Sweet Pussy Train, Japan also has a Dirty Pervert Train.

And apparently now needs a "Creepy American Dropout Who Uses Redneck Terms and has a Disturbing Asian Fetish" Train.


well, I do admit the redneck part. My hometown was so backwards, even the Episcopalians were snake handlers.
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Postby northern_goddess » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:19 am

I didn't think there was anything wrong with your post per se. It was the title of it that seems to have rubbed everyone the wrong way.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Scott_Baio » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:26 am

It wasn't the content as much as it was the title that gave everyone the heeby-jeeby's.

I mean...if you're over the age of 18 and your name is NOT Cletus or Mario and you are referring to a train full of women as the "Pussy Train" you're bound to give off the wrong vibe.

And...well....it might be the content that is giving everyone a case of the "what did he just say?"

We all know that white guys like to go to Japan to score easy trim. And there is a certain stereotype that surrounds that. You're just gonna have to deal with that Godjira.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Godjira » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:35 am

that's strange, because I thought the title was pretty innocuous.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby cuchulainn » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:37 am

The title suggests the author was hunched over his keyboard and drooling while he typed it.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby pezworld » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:40 am

Um, yeah. Gotta agree.

It wasn't "I like to see the pretty Japanese girls on the train."
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Scott_Baio » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:41 am

It wasn't "I like to see the pretty Japanese girls on the train."


Yeah...it came off like..."I like to leer at all the women on the pussy train".
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Ian_in_DC » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:43 am

Godjira wrote:that's strange, because I thought the title was pretty innocuous.

I don't think I've heard any guy over the age of 13, or one with an educational level higher than high school, employ the term "pussy." Why you chose an adolescent redneck colloquialism, I don't know.

How long before Godjira starts spelling it "laydeez" and referencing all his elusive, abstract gal-pals???
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Godjira » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:53 am

come on now- who doesn't crank up their 8-track when the Motor City Madman tears into "Wang Dang Sweet Poon-Tang"- and poon-tang is a lot worse than pussy! In fact, you can say pussy on TV in two of it's meanings (interestingly, the three meanings of pussy have three separate etymologies).

and, to be honest, "I like to see the pretty Japanese girls on the train." would be downright scary! :lol:

maybe I've forgotten the impact of these kinds of words, though- living in Japan where they're just kind of funny.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby pezworld » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:56 am

It's just when you refer to a train car full of women by their genitalia, it appears to make a statement about how you value them.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby northern_goddess » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:58 am

pezworld wrote:It's just when you refer to a train car full of women by their genitalia, it appears to make a statement about how you value them.

^
Good lord, I've become this horrible feminist all of a sudden.

I'm no feminist but that's exactly how it comes across to me too. Really crass or chavistic or something.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby cuchulainn » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:59 am

Why does Godjira hate women?

We should discuss this as a forum.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Scott_Baio » Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:01 am

It's just when you refer to a train car full of women by their genitalia, it appears to make a statement about how you value them.


I agree.

Godjira should be given a time out for ushering in such nonsensical misogynistic rantings so early in the new year.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby justinian » Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:13 am

I've been under the influence of nyquil for about a week... None today though. No IDE why, but reading this threa had me laughing my ass off.
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Postby northern_goddess » Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:20 am

It's because we are witty.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby avalon_ » Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:49 am

My mom got her ass pinched on a train in Tokyo. Maybe it was Godirja!

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Postby justinian » Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:52 am

Is your mom sweet and sexy?
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby avalon_ » Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:54 am

She is. I'll have to tell her to ride the sweeeeeet pussy train next time she visits Japan.

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