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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby avalon_ » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:02 pm

I'm going after girls on the pussy train...
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby joeyramone » Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:09 pm

Thanks for the bump, Wonton!
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby joeyramone » Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:14 pm

By the way, if any thread, ever, deserves to be in "famous Dishes", it's this one.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby q5q » Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:18 pm

Pussy Train

by Cat Stevens

Now I've been happy lately,
thinking about the good things that come
And I believe it could be,
something good has begun

Oh I've been smiling lately,
dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be,
some day it's going to come

Cause out on the edge of darkness,
there rides a pussy train
Oh pussy train take this country,
come take me home again

Now I've been smiling lately,
thinking about the good things that come
And I believe it could be,
something good has begun

Oh pussy train sounding louder
Glide on the pussy train
Come now, pussy train
Yes, pussy train holy roller

Everyone jump upon the pussy train
Come on now pussy train

Get your bags together,
go bring your good friends too
Cause it's getting nearer,
it soon will be with you

Now come and join the living,
it's not so far from you
And it's getting nearer,
soon it will all be true

Now I've been crying lately,
thinking about the world as it is
Why must we go on hating,
why can't we live in bliss

Cause out on the edge of darkness,
there rides a pussy train
Oh pussy train take this country,
come on me come again
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby The_Macedonian » Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:27 pm

That's fucking brilliant.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby avalon_ » Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:41 pm

Ok q, you've cracked me up twice today!

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby pezworld » Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:53 am

joeyramone wrote:By the way, if any thread, ever, deserves to be in "famous Dishes", it's this one.

You are so right. Remind me in a bit as this branch gets more traffic for another brief active run.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Morwen » Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:22 am

Was it really a year and a half ago since this OP?
it seems like yesterday :shock:

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby StanDeMan » Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:02 am

What's you fav anagram for the train?

http://wordsmith.org/anagram/

Here are a few:
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby avalon_ » Sat Jul 09, 2011 3:59 am

Morwen wrote:Was it really a year and a half ago since this OP?
it seems like yesterday :shock:


Even though Godjira has been riding the sweet pussy train for a while, I have a hard time believing the date of the op is correct.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby The_Macedonian » Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:16 am

Redsales wrote:The girl takes you into a private room, strips herself, than strips you, and proceeds to poor foamy soap suds over an air mattress. You lie on the mattress, face down at first, and she spreads the soap suds thick on your back and then rubs her thighs up and down your back, massaging you with her soapy groin. Now you are getting aroused. She turns you over and proceeds to rub her thighs and groin up and down your chest. However, no sex is allowed. She eventually jacks you off with some scented oil.


That's the kind of experience that would make me feel.........dirty. :oops:

I'll be in Tokyo in a fortnight, but I think I'll just stick to the Onsen and the train.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby simon_in_exile » Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:11 am

The sweeet pussy train?
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Ian_in_DC » Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:58 am

simon_in_exile wrote:The sweeet pussy train?

Are you new here? Did you just join PS?
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Andrea » Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:38 am

When I used to teach English in Japan one of my schoolgirl students told me about a method she had developed for dealing with gropers. It started from before she even got on the train, she'd check out the platform for guys who were scoping, avoid getting on with them. On entering the train she tried to work out who the 'heavy breathers' were and try to not get squashed up against them. Finally, when all that prepping failed, she jabbed any guy who groped her with a needle she carried just for that occasion.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby simon_in_exile » Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:35 am

Ian_in_DC wrote:
simon_in_exile wrote:The sweeet pussy train?

Are you new here? Did you just join PS?

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby patrik » Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:20 am

Asia was made for sad Guidos like Godg. If Asia didn't exist, these guys wouldnt get laid and would be still living with their mothers.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Ian_in_DC » Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:53 am

patrik wrote:Asia was made for sad Guidos like Godg. If Asia didn't exist, these guys wouldnt get laid and would be still living with their mothers.

And wrist deep in someone else's shit. Yikes.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby AnnieOakley » Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:56 pm

Ian_in_DC wrote:And wrist deep in someone else's shit.....


And he's a plumber.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby The_Macedonian » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:07 pm

simon_in_exile wrote:The sweeet pussy train?


Not sure Simon. Are all trains in Japan equipped with that segregated carriage ?

My only experience of the train in Tokyo is the aiport express from Narita to Shinjuku, and on that train trip I'm usually trying to keep my fucking eyes from dropping out of my head. I've flown Lufthansa, Air France and British Airways on that trip out of Europe, and all the flights land first thing in the Japanese morning. A fucking killer of a flight.

I wouldn't notice the pussy carriage even if one of those short skirted Japanese lassies came bounding out of the female only zone, whipped off her panties, and waggled her crotch right in the my face. Would probably just have a vague half-comatose thought that the sashimi is quite fresh smelling this morning or some such....

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Godjira » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:20 am

I was on one train the other day- it was just a regular train, not crowded- and it looked like a modelling agency had taken over the train! Every seat was taken by some beautiful woman, with summer dresses, chimby chokers and mini-skirts being the rule of the day. Nothing beats summer!
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Vince » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:21 pm

Was there a photo that came with this thread at one point or did I imagine that?
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby BulletPark » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:55 am

Somehow I have trouble getting worked up over the male version of this scenario.

The Sweet Penis Train just doesn't trip off the tongue the same way.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby avalon_ » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:57 am

I'd ride that.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Ian_in_DC » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:31 pm

avalon_ wrote:I'd ride that.

That reminds me of that Tom Cochrane song they play on the Sweeeeeeeet Pussy Train:

"Avalon's a highway, I wanna ride her all night long." Or something similar to that.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby cowtown » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:14 pm

Might make a good pick up line….

excuse me, could I ride your sweet pussy train?

or perhaps, it'd be'd better if they asked you to ride their SPT
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Vince » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:39 pm

BulletPark wrote:The Sweet Penis Train just doesn't trip off the tongue the same way.


You need to work with the idiom, dont be so literal: "throbbing member bus", er....... I'm not helping am I?
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby pezworld » Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:48 am

Can't believe this wasn't in Famous Dishes.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Lost Soul » Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:45 am

cowtown wrote:Might make a good pick up line….

excuse me, could I ride your sweet pussy train?

or perhaps, it'd be'd better if they asked you to ride their SPT

Hmmm.

This late addition is interesting. :lol:
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby simon_in_exile » Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:19 am

Well after 2 weeks in Japan, I can attest that the SPT is very elusive. But I did get some buses with seats reserved for women - cute fanny seats? No doubt someone knows the terminology.....
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Godjira » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:20 am

I was in one part of Tokyo last night, one of the western suburbs of Tokyo, that is a bit notorious for it's crime- but it's really nothing at all.

But, one thing there's plenty of there is high-grade pussy! That sweet combo of beauty, sexiness and easiness that makes men and lesbians go wild!

The beauty is in the good looks and good bodies, of course, and the sexiness is in the short skirts, and style, and that easiness is in the fine touches- Daisy Duke shorts, visible garter belts, low cut shirts (very rare in Japan), and leather hip boots.

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby pezworld » Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:54 pm

We saw that there were a number of sweeeet pussy trains in Tokyo when we were there. strewth.

ehs said I could go to that car if I wanted, but that would have been weird.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby -americanjoe- » Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:54 am

Out of sheer boredom I just re-read part of this.

The first page of this thread is absolutely the funniest thing I have ever ever on this board.
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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Moethebartender » Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:27 pm

Godjira wrote:
grunnell wrote:Listen to these words spoken in the voice of Peter Lorre "Truly the most precious cargo in the world".


this post has been making me laugh all day, mostly at inopportune moments on the train! Now I am thinking of a drunk and evil Paul Williams saying it...

Here's an actual picture of the very train line I was on:

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Re: Sweeeeet Pussy Train

Postby Godjira » Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:03 am

MoeBelly- I didn't take that picture, you stupid hillbilly. That's from Wikipedia, you unwashed jackass. You need to up your Risperdal, you two-bit punk.
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