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2008 Stewby Nominations and Categories Thread:

Postby Scott_Baio » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:18 pm

Categories and nominees are now needed for the annual 2008 Stewby Awards. The best and the worst of the Stew will be rewarded.

After we compile the categories and all of the nominees, we will proceed to the official ballot/voting thread and then on to the winners thread.

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Postby bequibar » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:21 pm

Vote for me!

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Postby Ian_in_DC » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:22 pm

How about the "Best Creative Writing Skills Gone Wrong" category?

Or the "You've Got to be on Crack" category?

Or the "Look at Me! Look at Me. I'm Popular on the Internet" category?
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Postby Scott_Baio » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:35 pm

How about, "Biggest Stick in the Mud Douchebag"?
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Postby EasyElvis » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:46 pm

Those things always go sour.

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Postby Felix » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:50 pm

Scott_Baio wrote:How about, "Biggest Stick in the Mud Douchebag"?


Ereich.

I want Batshit Crazy, but there's no way I can take cowtown on that.
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Postby LayAbout » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:58 pm

We could do the "worst moderating". To include:

Any number of Ereich decisions.

Then you have the night that Pez lost it and suspended about 5 different people

Or the decision by whomever to ban Shunter for revealing the details of a love triangle that was already out in the open.

And then finally the brief but wonderful Catscan moderation of the board.

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Postby muthafunky » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:59 pm

No "worst moderating" category.

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Postby Scott_Baio » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:59 pm

Nominees for "Best Racist" are:

--V2
--Mali
--Disco Stu
--Kindrid
--Harry Chorpita

Nominees for Most Mentally Unstable:

--Felix
--cowtown
--Chimes
--Zaffer

Nominees for Creepiest Poster:

--q5q
--Zaffer
--Geodaddy
--Jelly Belly
--harry flashman

Nominees for "Biggest Meltdown":

--Cogito
--soda
--Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
--Toytone
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Postby muthafunky » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:00 pm

But you are welcome to have a "worst admin" category

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Postby LayAbout » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:00 pm

How about "over zealous"?

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Postby Scott_Baio » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:01 pm

Nominees for "Worst Display of Moderating", The George W Bush Award:

--eric
--pezworld
--CatScanMan
--eric
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Postby Scott_Baio » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:03 pm

over zealous


Not bad.

"Biggest Frother"....The Cujo Award:
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Postby Sgt. Hulka » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:05 pm

This should win the "Worst Idea Ever" Award.

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Postby judik » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:05 pm

I'm sure there's an award somewhere in there for meth
Something to do with anuses...
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Postby LayAbout » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:06 pm

judik wrote:I'm sure there's an award somewhere in there for meth
Something to do with anuses...


Poster most likely to come out of the closet in 2009. Shoes could also run in that category.

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Postby Scott_Baio » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:09 pm

This should win the "Worst Idea Ever" Award.


Then I know it's good.

Anyone who sings the praises of Judas Priest...you know the rest.
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Postby Sgt. Hulka » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:09 pm

You forgot Iron Maiden.

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Postby Felix » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:13 pm

-Most likely to cure gay son with murder.
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Postby Scott_Baio » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:13 pm

Nominees for Worst Financial Adviser, The Jim Kramer Award:

--Cogito
--pauldeba
--AntiEverything
--Geodaddy
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Postby Sgt. Hulka » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:15 pm

My sources have revealed to me that all winners will receive a copy of Felix's unauthorized biography.

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Postby Scott_Baio » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:16 pm

Nominees for Most Likely To "Cure" Gay Son with Murder, The Fred Phelps Award:

--Zaffer
--methuselah
--kindrid
--harry flashman
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Postby Scott_Baio » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:19 pm

Nominees for Best Female Psychotic Episode, The Glen Close in "Fatal Attraction" Award:

--Cogito
--nexus
--Chimes
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Postby Scott_Baio » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:22 pm

Nominees for Best Male Psychotic Episode, The Norman Bates Award:

--ToyTone
--methusaleh
--Zaffer
--cowtown
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Postby Scott_Baio » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:25 pm

Nominees for Best Debater Award:

--greenlantern
--IHSS
--Collateral Knowledge
--Wellpisser
--Electrolyte
--foolsprogress
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Postby Felix » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:27 pm

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Postby where2next » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:31 pm

Scott_Baio wrote:Nominees for Best Debater Award:

--greenlantern
--IHSS
--Collateral Knowledge
--Wellpisser
--Electrolyte


Would also nominate Fools for that list.

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Postby Scott_Baio » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:32 pm

Nominees for Posters Currently Residing in Another Posters Dome Award, The Cranium Parasite Award:

--Ian/Soda
--Felix/AntiEverything
--AussieBob/polardude
--cowtown/zara
--Moe/Seamus

This award will be given to the poster who resides in another posters dome AND the recipient of said posters residence.
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Postby Piel! » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:33 pm

Scott_Baio wrote:Nominees for Best Debater Award:

--greenlantern
--IHSS
--Collateral Knowledge
--Wellpisser
--Electrolyte


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Postby Scott_Baio » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:33 pm

Would also nominate Fools for that list.


Noted.
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Postby Piel! » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:35 pm

Teh Piel! liszt four teh bets Piel! naim
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Postby gabz » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:40 pm

Nominees for Posters Currently Residing in Another Posters Dome Award, The Cranium Parasite Award:

--Ian/Soda
--Felix/AntiEverything
--AussieBob/polardude
--cowtown/zara

This award will be given to the poster who resides in another posters dome AND the recipient of said posters residence.


nice one Scott.
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Postby nettie » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:52 pm

The Norman Bates Award:


Hey! That is reserved for Jelly and all his creepy references to "Mother" and going to the theater with her and stuff.

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Postby Scott_Baio » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:55 pm

Hey! That is reserved for Jelly and all his creepy references to "Mother" and going to the theater with her and stuff.


That would be filed under the Creepiest Poster of the Year Award, nettie.

Are you nominating Jelly?

Looks like you are....I'll add him.
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Postby chimes » Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:59 pm

Scott_Baio wrote:Nominees for Best Debater Award:

--greenlantern
--IHSS
--Collateral Knowledge
--Wellpisser
--Electrolyte
--foolsprogress


Could it have a footnote, this award? Something that goes like this:
Best Debater Award *] :

*] native English speakers only



You wouldn't recognize me if I could post here in Dutch!
And I'm sure the language-handicap applies to a couple more posters here.

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Postby Scott_Baio » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:04 am

Dank je wel, Chimes.
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Postby chimes » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:11 am

Graag gedaan.... Image

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Postby Scott_Baio » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:13 am

Nominees for Stew Mother of the Year Award, The June Cleaver Award:

These lovely ladies can be seen chiming in with their sage, womanly advice and show little to know animosity towards other posters.

Need a new recipe for your pancakes? Want advice on which diaper to use for your newborn? These message board moms bring nothing short of sunshine and light to the grey dark world of message board forums:

--Bluedoglover
--aero
--Beachlover
--nettie
--judik
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Postby muthafunky » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:38 am

What about "Favorite poster who wasn't nominated for anything"?

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Postby Collateral Knowledge » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:42 am

Best meltdown should include Toytone's, starting about 2/3rds of the way down page 2 of this thread: A bad Herr day for Tantrome

Jeanius.

Also, the epic Geo vs Deathship/Btraven 'emails' face off was notable, especially since Geo wandered away during it and seemed to be the only poster unaware of the outcome at the end:

Deathship=Btraven???
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Postby northern_goddess » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:44 am

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Postby Northof49 » Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:52 am

Is aero a mom? I'm fairly certain BL isn't. Other deserving moms - Auntie Social and Incognita and I'm sure Justinian, BEA and Shifty can change diapers with the best of them....

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Postby Ian_in_DC » Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:05 am

Ian_in_DC wrote:How about the "Best Creative Writing Skills Gone Wrong" category?

Or the "You've Got to be on Crack" category?

Or the "Look at Me! Look at Me. I'm Popular on the Internet" category?


I forgot to give my nominations:
1. Soda for his uber-fictional backstory
2. Cowtown
3. Tie between Zara (negative attention) and N_G (positive)
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Postby cuchulainn » Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:26 am

How about a Nostradamus Award for the worst poltical predictions? I nominate:

1 BEA (Hilary!)
2 Mali
3 Meth
4 Paul Deba

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Postby Moethebartender » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:00 am

Scott_Baio wrote:Nominees for Posters Currently Residing in Another Posters Dome Award, The Cranium Parasite Award:

--Ian/Soda
--Felix/AntiEverything
--AussieBob/polardude
--cowtown/zara

This award will be given to the poster who resides in another posters dome AND the recipient of said posters residence.


Don't I even merit a mention for causing Shamoo to repeatedly meltdown, culminating in his repeatedly OPing demands that I provide answers for his high school equivalency history homework quiz?
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Postby Ian_in_DC » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:04 am

I would like to expand my "Look at Me. Look at Me!" category to

Biggest Attention Whore Category

My nominees are:
- Felix
- Tina
- Zara
- Northern_Goddess
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Postby northern_goddess » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:09 am

Attention Whore... I'm good with that.
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Postby Capitolhill » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:20 am

Poster who claims US will invade Iran the most

My nominees are:

Doc
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Postby nexus » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:22 am

This is going to end well. NOT :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Postby Polardude » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:25 am

where is Doc?
Mali
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