2008: The Year In Review

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Postby milton » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:35 pm

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Scotty - I've meant to ask for a while.. what is it about the (no doubt heroic) Scott Baio/Chachi that inspired you to compliment him by using his name and photo?


Baio is an American icon. Love him or hate him he's ingrained in the American psyche.

I'm just waiting for the triumphant return of Baio in Hollywood. I'd love to see him in a Tarantino movie and return to the big screen ala John Travolta in Pulp Fiction.

At the time...back in 2001...I think I just wanted to have a handle that incorporated a sense of "kitschy cheese."

Baio it is.

Fair enough. He's surely underappreciated, I'll give you that.

It's a shame no-one's ressurected his career with a low-key part in a decent film. The sort of slightly ironic part that an actor enjoys because it pokes a little fun at the same time as showing range I mean.
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Postby bequibar » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:37 pm

Baio is underappreciated, kinda like ME!

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Postby avalon_ » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:53 pm

Ha! Scotty's on roll.

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Postby Scott_Baio » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:58 pm

Nominations for Best Racist..."The Adolph Eichmann Award" for 2008:

--Disco-Stu: In an extreme case of reverse racism Disco has taken his Jewish identity and parlayed that into an abusive, racist caricature that has made Stu the Semitic version of Archie Bunker. Lashing out at "Yurps" everywhere Stu has managed to spot Antisemitism in a record setting 1073 separate occasions on the Stew in 2008.

In one particuliar bout of frenzied accusations of Antisemitism, Stu was so blinded by his "anti-Yurp" views that he claims to have seen Ronnie Corbett draped in a Swastika Flag at the Eurovision contest in 2007.

--Mali. With thousands of black liberation theology posts under his belt Mali is our own resident Black Panther who espouses racist, anti-white drivel that makes Malcolm X look like Wayne Brady.*

--V2: Muslim this...Muslim that...

--Kindrid: Kindrid once claimed that Hitler was the best thing to ever happen to Africa. Kindrid has that crazy Ruby Ridge thing going on that makes him such an endearing Aryan.
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Postby i_have_shiny_shoes » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:00 pm

Scott_Baio wrote:In one particuliar bout of frenzied accusations of Antisemitism, Stu was so blinded by his "anti-Yurp" views that he claims to have seen Ronnie Corbett draped in Swastika at the Eurovision contest in 2007.


:lol: How the hell do you know about Ronnie Corbett?

Too funny.
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Postby Scott_Baio » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:13 pm

I been watching "The Two Ronnies" on Youtube ever since I saw Corbett on that episode of "Extras".

That guy was hilarious on Extras so I had to give him a go and check out some of his other work. Really funny guy.
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Postby gabz » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:18 pm

Great stuff Scott.

Shouldn't we have a nomination for Sex god/goddess of the stew?
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Postby Ian_in_DC » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:19 pm

gabz wrote:Great stuff Scott.

Shouldn't we have a nomination for Sex god/goddess of the stew?

Too easy. I'd win hands down. I got one thing going for me, and it ain't my rapier wit.
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Postby bequibar » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:22 pm

gabz wrote:Great stuff Scott.

Shouldn't we have a nomination for Sex god/goddess of the stew?


Is this a dirty trick to try to throw off my Best New Poster campaign?

Can I be nominated for Best New Sex Goddess, too?

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Postby bequibar » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:22 pm

Ian_in_DC wrote:
gabz wrote:Great stuff Scott.

Shouldn't we have a nomination for Sex god/goddess of the stew?

Too easy. I'd win hands down. I got one thing going for me, and it ain't my rapier wit.


You can't even chat a girl up in the supermarket, who are you kidding?

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Postby q5q » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:22 pm

bequibar wrote:
gabz wrote:Great stuff Scott.

Shouldn't we have a nomination for Sex god/goddess of the stew?


Is this a dirty trick to try to throw off my Best New Poster campaign?

Can I be nominated for Best New Sex Goddess, too?


of course. you can win both, too.
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Postby bequibar » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:23 pm

Thank you Q!

You do know you're in my team, right?

I inducted you at my campaign headquarters post "For your consideration"

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Postby q5q » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:25 pm

i course i know.

i'll be expecting a fine cut of the booty, you know.
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Postby bequibar » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:30 pm

q5q wrote:i course i know.

i'll be expecting a fine cut of the booty, you know.


Ahem... not here, Q.

Please, step into my office.

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Postby q5q » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:31 pm

*tiptoes discreetly in...*
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Postby Ian_in_DC » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:32 pm

bequibar wrote:You can't even chat a girl up in the supermarket, who are you kidding?

HAH! No, I had no problems chatting up the supermarket hottie. It was closing the deal where I dropped the ball. I should have just relied on my irrefutable good looks.
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Postby bequibar » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:37 pm

Ian_in_DC wrote:
bequibar wrote:You can't even chat a girl up in the supermarket, who are you kidding?

HAH! No, I had no problems chatting up the supermarket hottie. It was closing the deal where I dropped the ball. I should have just relied on my irrefutable good looks.


I could give you tips on closing the deal, as I'm good at that.

But it would only confirm that I am the teacher and you are the grasshopper and I should be Sex Goddess of the Stew.

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Postby Ian_in_DC » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:44 pm

bequibar wrote:I could give you tips on closing the deal, as I'm good at that.

HAH! That would be like tina giving grammar lessons to Strunk & White.
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Postby islandboi » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:44 pm

Posters who I feel are a toss-up for the "Best Stewpot Humour award for 2008".

1) thoughtpolice.... A genuine, no-nonsense, intelligent person.. A great wit.

2) Northern_Goddess... humour as dry and cunning as a Yukon cold front... Great delivery, too.

3) Flatfoot... Just because.

4) Fritz... I loved the disturbingly shocking, yet inciteful "I love to masturbate while watching my Mom sleep" line.
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Postby AntiEverything » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:48 pm

islandboi wrote:Posters who I feel are a toss-up for the "Best Stewpot Humour award for 2008".

1) thoughtpolice.... A genuine, no-nonsense, intelligent person.. A great wit.

2) Northern_Goddess... humour as dry and cunning as a Yukon cold front... Great delivery, too.

3) Flatfoot... Just because.

4) Fritz... I loved the disturbingly shocking, yet inciteful "I love to masturbate while watching my Mom sleep" line.


Good picks. Some of my favourites here.
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Postby Felix » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:57 pm

Scotty is poster of the year, for having such a finger to the pulse of the board.

Beqs is sex bomb.

Tuna gets the Andrew Dice Clay Award.

Golgo and kirrabi split for best one-liners.

The new YCers are best newcomers, for causing the moribund Streeterville to be reborn.

Mali is biggest welcher.

Seamus gets the Peanut Gallery award.

Piel! Is board mascot.

IHSS and greenlantern are Most Consistent High Quality.
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Postby Scott_Baio » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:08 pm

Nominations for Biggest Scandal of the Year, "The Richard Milhouse Nixon Award":

--The CatScanMan modship.

In an effort to overhaul the Stew and replenish the ranks of moderators with fresh new blood the ascendancy of CatScanMan into the mod room was the beginning of the end for our Chavvy friend from up North.

In a brash display of ignorance, coupled with an itchy trigger finger, CSM kicked in the modroom door with all guns blazing. Taking a cue from the Sarah Palin playbook CSM was accused of going rogue and torching OP's, banning long time members, and welcoming in an air of impropriety. CSM was dethroned from his mod position in a record 3 DAYS.

There was a lot of behind the scenes jockeying to get CSM taken down and in the end our Admin had to step in and put down a mod that had gone rouge.

--Soda-Gate:

Discussed earlier in the thread. Soda-Gate was one of the most egregious displays of faux-internet posturing in Stew history. After soda was exposed in a Woodward and Bernstein-esque fashion by a gaggle of posters searching for the truth it wasn't long before soda's world came crashing in around him.

Exposed as a liar and a boring, uneducated white guy from New Zealand, soda's top secret faux Moldovan identity was trashed on the pages of the Stew and he has been rumored to have left the internet all together.

Rumors around the Stew watercooler have placed soda behind the Mali handle but theose rumors haven't been confirmed at this point by The Baio Report (TBR...all rights reserved).

--q5q's mother trying to assassinate him:

In a drunken episode that can only be called bizarre, q5q claimed that his mother was secretly plotting to kill him. The Baio report doesn't know if q5q meant that she was trying to kill him physically or just threatening to take away his bus pass so he couldn't get to the liquor store. EIther way..it was a bizarre story that gripped the pages of the Stew for a good 3 hours.

Side note: The Baio Report has tired to contact q5q's mother repeatedly for comment but she has not returned any calls to this date.
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Postby bequibar » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:24 pm

Felix wrote:Beqs is sex bomb.


Aw thanks... and you have great legs...

And I wholly concur with Golgo's nomination for best one-liners.

Felix wrote:Scotty is poster of the year, for having such a finger to the pulse of the board.
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I can also get behind all these nominations.

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Postby i_have_shiny_shoes » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:28 pm

Who wins best avatar?
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Postby bequibar » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:28 pm

Ian_in_DC wrote:
bequibar wrote:I could give you tips on closing the deal, as I'm good at that.

HAH! That would be like tina giving grammar lessons to Strunk & White.


I don't even know what that means, but I attribute your lame reply to envy and jealousy over my killer deal-sealing technique.

I have yet to meet the man who won't take me out to dinner and whatever else I desire.

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Postby Ian_in_DC » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:29 pm

i_have_shiny_shoes wrote:Who wins best avatar?

Rusty_Trombone, because he looks just like his avatar.
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Postby bequibar » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:29 pm

i_have_shiny_shoes wrote:Who wins best avatar?


I nominate mutha.

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Postby Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:29 pm

i_have_shiny_shoes wrote:Who wins best avatar?

Me.

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Postby Sgt. Hulka » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:30 pm

i_have_shiny_shoes wrote:Who wins best avatar?


No, me.

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Postby Ian_in_DC » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:32 pm

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Postby bequibar » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:34 pm

Nice, Ian.

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Postby Mr. Hankey » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:34 pm

Sgt. Hulka wrote:
i_have_shiny_shoes wrote:Who wins best avatar?


No, me.


No, Me!

Hidey Ho!

(Mods, please move this to the Christmas branch. Fanks.)

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Postby Ian_in_DC » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:35 pm

bequibar wrote:Nice, Ian.

Lighten up, Francis. I'm just playing around with you since you're calling my chatting up girls into question.
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Postby Polardude » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:40 pm

Discussed earlier in the thread. Soda-Gate was one of the most egregious displays of faux-internet posturing in Stew history. After soda was exposed in a Woodward and Bernstein-esque fashion by a gaggle of posters searching for the truth it wasn't long before soda's world came crashing in around him.


A poster, who I will not name told me that Soda was vey friendly and gracious in person, but very elusive about his origins
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Postby Sgt. Hulka » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:46 pm

Ian_in_DC wrote:
bequibar wrote:Nice, Ian.

Lighten up, Francis.


Any of you homos call me Francis, and I'll kill ya.

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Postby Felix » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:48 pm

Soda always was much more sincere with me in one-on-one interactions too. He's a smart, well-read guy. It's too bad he was so intellectually insecure here.
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Postby Capitolhill » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:53 pm

Scott_Baio wrote:Most Sexually Ambiguous Poster of the Year and Truman Capote Award goes to:

IHSS.

IHSS sexuality has always been clouded in mystery. Gay...Straight...or possibly Bi....Shiny has managed to muddy the water even more in 2008.

His repeated threads about moving to Japan to start a new life were littered with hints of a Asian love interest whose sexual orientation and gender were always in question.

Will Shiny cum clean in 09?

The Baio Report will keep you posted.


To be fair, section8 should be included as well.

His time in the Navy, coupled with his penchant for swapping boysenberry cobbler recipes has to raise a few eyebrows.

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Postby Felix » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:55 pm

Sailorboy s8 can't even sail a kayak.
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Postby Scott_Baio » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:58 pm

Nominations for Poster Who Still Thinks It's the 1980's, "The Adam Sandler Wedding Singer Award":

--Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

Occasionally, on the intrenet, you bump into these poor lost creatures who have managed to defy the time/space continuum leaving them stuck in some sort of time warp that has left them thinking it is 1983.

In some scientific corners it is rumored that these posters have found access to an Einstein-Rosen bridge but the Baio Report's official stand is that these posters just forgot to change with the times.

These posters can be seen waxing poetic about World Wrestling Entertainment wrestlers of days gone by such a Hulk Hogan and Coco Beware. You may also note that they have a strong affinity for mediocre rock bands like Judas Priest or Winger.

Out of all the posters on the Stew, the one that stands out the most with his absolute love for anything from the 80's and his unwavering desire in refusing to conform with changes in style or music is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

By refusing to acknowledge that it is in fact...2008....Dr. Ken has solidified his position as the number one poster who refuses to move out of the 1980's.

And for that...we salute you Dr. Ken. You've earned the Stewby Adam Sandler Wedding Singer Award for 2008.

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Postby Sgt. Hulka » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:59 pm

Koko B. Ware.


*Winger?!?! Eat my ass Baio!

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Postby i_have_shiny_shoes » Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:01 pm

And for that...we salute you Dr. Ken. You've earned the Stewby Adam Sandler Wedding Singer Award for 2008.

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Postby northern_goddess » Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:02 pm

Meth should win the award for the 3R's poster of 2008: Rabid, Repetitive and Republican
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Postby Polardude » Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:06 pm

Not much changed this year.

Turd is back as a mere shadow of the poster we all loved. He no longer pontificates about Cuba, Chavez and the Socialist revolution. What a disappointment. He is only here to disrupt the board. . It's fine because it helps maintian the continuity of the board

Tina is Tina, nothing more to be said

Mali broke his presidential campaign pledge by staying on

We saw a brief and unsuccessful career as mod by Cat Scan Man. His heart was in the right place, but he did upset the delicate balance of trolls and real posters that is so vital on this board.

The presidential campaign exposed Paulie as a racist and the NE Patriots pleasent loss in the Superbowl esposed him as a poor sport

Soda's meltdown was classic.

I had a chance to meet another very pleasent poster and had a reunion with another.

Finally, a public apology to Scotty for dumping on him about his recovery. It really was a below the belt comment on my part and I wish him continued success in his recovery
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Postby Scott_Baio » Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:09 pm

Finally, a public apology to Scotty for dumping on him about his recovery. It really was a below the belt comment on my part and I wish him continued success in his recovery


Well...thanks polar. I'll delete the "Award" I wrote for you.
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Postby Ian_in_DC » Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:11 pm

Come on, Catscanman's brief tenure as a mod is still small change compared to Cogito's fall from grace.
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Postby Scott_Baio » Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:31 pm

Nominations for Female Psychotic Episode Award or The Amy Winehouse Award 2008:

Nominees for this award will have shown the forum a complete mental breakdown of epic proportions. These nominees are female, between the ages of 30-45, live alone, have a strong affinity for cats, and obsess or stalk their victims like the determination shown by Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction".

Nominees are:

--Cogito: After returning to the Stew after a long hiatus Cogito warmed the hearts and minds of many of us on the forum by offering well-reasoned, well thought responses on a wide variety of topics. After luring the forum into a false sense of security Cogito weaseled her way into the modroom to complete her "final act"....the stalking of q5q.

While The Baio Report has detailed information about the real life meeting that went on between Cogito and q5q, certain ethical standards prohibit us from reporting what REALLY went on at that meeting here on the Stew.

Let's just say that when they met in real life, down in Tennessee, they both had mental images of one another that fell way short of reality. Thats when their relationship started to go downhill.

Cogito went on to stalk, harass, and down right threaten q5q until she was banished from the modroon and chased from the Stew forever. Her whereabouts are still unknown but it come to us from a very reliable source that Cogito can be seen at various "novelty cat shows" in Northwest England.

For that...we at the Stew nominate Cogito for the 2008 Amy Winehouse Award for Psychotic Female Episode of the year.

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Re: 2008: The Year In Review

Postby northern_goddess » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:42 am

Wellpisser wrote:Ahead of the Stewbie nominations, what have been your highlights? I must say that I have been disappointed at the level of flounce achieved this year-the outstanding Soda v Ian feud aside.

How was the year on the Stew for you?


Dr.Ken/Sgt.Hulka also flounced but I think he only managed to stay away for a week or so. I also have no real idea why he flounced. It didn't make a lot of sense.
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Re: 2008: The Year In Review

Postby Felix » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:45 am

northern_goddess wrote:Dr.Ken/Sgt.Hulka also flounced but I think he only managed to stay away for a week or so. I also have no real idea why he flounced. It didn't make a lot of sense.


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Postby Polardude » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:24 am

Absolute melt down line of the year goes to Toy Tone

you are simply an idiot, or maybe just a goat fucker and btw fuck yourself. you fucking bitch. filthy piece of Amerigun shit. Amerigun bitch. filthy bastard Amerigun whore. filthy scum head. fuck you bloody lying Amerigun gunt! you fucking bitch!. you scum. you murderer
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Postby northern_goddess » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:48 am

Polardude wrote:Absolute melt down line of the year goes to Toy Tone

you are simply an idiot, or maybe just a goat fucker and btw fuck yourself. you fucking bitch. filthy piece of Amerigun shit. Amerigun bitch. filthy bastard Amerigun whore. filthy scum head. fuck you bloody lying Amerigun gunt! you fucking bitch!. you scum. you murderer

Yikes! Who was that directed at?
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