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Postby Dallan » Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:34 am

Huh, I always thought the Hague was in the Netherlands.

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Postby oldtimer » Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:37 am

Objection!!!

Dallan is nitpicking.

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Postby AnniesCat » Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:43 am

Dallan wrote:Huh, I always thought the Hague was in the Netherlands.


Ian is not going to get off on a technicality, he has to face this like a man.

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Postby oldtimer » Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:44 am

Sorry :oops:

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Postby macunaima » Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:14 am

This has Famous Dishes written all over it.

I predict a minimum five-page thread ahead of us, anything less is a travesty. And I think 'Sodumb' and 'Soad' will be posted at least 27 times.
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Postby AnniesCat » Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:25 am

Ian has made the accusations, it is now time for him to present his evidence but I suspect he will squirm.

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Postby macunaima » Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:30 am

The original TP courtroom drama:

http://www.angelfire.com/oz/crossfire/
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Postby Polardude » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:42 pm

Soda, I hope you have legal advice and not representing yourself.
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Postby Ian_in_DC » Sun Feb 10, 2008 2:28 pm

Soda, bets are bets. There has to be risk on both sides - you can't bet on a sporting event and not risk anything. ["Uh, I'll bet $100 on my All Blacks to win, but if they lose I'm not betting."]

And get your "evidence" straight, Soda: Ian claimed that Soda is NOT a Moldvovan nor is his father. Ian also claimed that Soda IS a Kiwi although he may not have a NZ passport. Jeesh.
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Postby Dallan » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:07 pm

If you guys can't decide on the evidence you'll need to have a preliminary hearing first. This could go for years.

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Postby Cogito » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:22 pm

Only goes to show that all that fuss lawyers make about pleadings is not just them after the money. How else are you going to define the issues?
ergo... um...

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Postby Polardude » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:22 pm

If you guys can't decide on the evidence you'll need to have a preliminary hearing first. This could go for years.


There are at least 2 lawyers on the baord. Soda and Ian can choose between Felix and Greenlantern. I'd imagine Soda would prefer representing himself
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Postby Cogito » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:38 pm

ahem. Unlike Flexi I do have 14 years practice in major litigation.
ergo... um...

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Postby Dallan » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:43 pm

Polar this board is infested by lawyers. Soda and Ian have quite the choice. Of course, as in real life the lawyers here are somewhat tainted themselves, and not to be trusted by client nor adversary.

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Postby Ian_in_DC » Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:25 pm

I think I like Greenlantern as the objective, impartial evaluator of the authenticity of Soda's bona fides. However, unlike all bets, Soda has yet to wager anything besides my risk.
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Postby thoughtpolice » Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:25 pm

To begin, on behalf of its citizens the USA does not recognize the jurisdiction of any 'International Court' located in Yurp.

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Postby Wilster » Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:44 pm

One word: DISCOVERY.

I look forward to someday visiting the Hague in Holland; the one in the Netherlands was kinda cool.
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Postby northern_goddess » Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:47 pm

In any good courtroom drama, there must be sex and betrayal involved. I'm waiting...
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Postby justinian » Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:54 pm

What'chu wearing, Northern Goddess?
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Postby northern_goddess » Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:58 pm

It looks like this.
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Postby justinian » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:05 pm

That's hot.

What sort of boots?
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Postby northern_goddess » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:07 pm

Oh you know... the classic pink moonboot.


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Postby Dallan » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:15 pm

In legalese this is known as a trial going "off the rails".

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Postby justinian » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:16 pm

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Postby Dallan » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:20 pm

Soda 2.0 wrote:
In legalese this is known as a trial going "off the rails".


As soon as Ian produces the evidence to back up his claims, it'll be right back on track again.

No, I meant the reckless introduction of arctic clothing into the trial without following proper procedures. I don't see any evidence tags on those pink boots.

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Postby justinian » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:21 pm

Pe-dant. Pe-dant. Pe-dant. Pe-dant. Pe-dant. Peee-dant. Peee-dant.
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Postby Ian_in_DC » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:21 pm

Soda 2.0 wrote:As soon as Ian produces the evidence to back up his claims, it'll be right back on track again.

Ian is waiting for Soda to accept his end of the risk in the bet. And Luzbelito is correct: Ian stated that Soda can NOT prove his claims of being a Moldovan political refugee (nor those of his father being Moldovan and buried there). Soda, the evidence is entirely in your court to disprove my claim. Do I have your permission to post your PM's to me from last year? And do I have your permission to link your website here?

As they say, put up or shut up.
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Postby northern_goddess » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:21 pm

This entire thing is out of order. Isn't the first step to select a jury?
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Postby Dallan » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:24 pm

Do I have your permission to post your PM's to me from last year? And do I have your permission to link your website here?

Now this has got the jury sitting upright! If this were a Perry Mason episode Ian's question would be accompanied by dramatic music and followed by a commercial break.

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Postby Ian_in_DC » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:26 pm

Soda, do I have your permission to post your PMs from last year as well as your website? Please answer.

Soda, are you or are you not a Moldovan political refugee (I claim you are not)? Soda, is your father also a Moldovan who is buried in that country (I claim that is also a falsehood). You'd think that Soda would love to "prove" me wrong....

Put up or shut up.
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Postby Dallan » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:29 pm

Yes, Point 1 before Point 5, or we'll have mayhem in the court.

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Postby nexus » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:30 pm

I generally like a good pissing contest, but this SHITE is boring. Episode III boring.

Take it up a notch, or fark it.

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Postby northern_goddess » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:31 pm

nexus wrote:I generally like a good pissing contest, but this SHITE is boring. Episode III boring.

Take it up a notch, or fark it.

Fanks.

At least I specifically asked for sex and betrayal and then threw in a pair of moonboots.
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Postby Ian_in_DC » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:32 pm

Soda, do I have your permission to post your PM's and your website URL? You haven't responded to this.

Also, what is your end of the bet - what are you wagering to risk? Please respond to this instead of dodging.
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Postby Dallan » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:32 pm

Ladies please don't muck up the proceedings with talk of sex and down filled apparel. This is serious business.

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Postby AnniesCat » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:32 pm

Ian_in_DC wrote:Soda, bets are bets. There has to be risk on both sides - you can't bet on a sporting event and not risk anything. ["Uh, I'll bet $100 on my All Blacks to win, but if they lose I'm not betting."]

And get your "evidence" straight, Soda: Ian claimed that Soda is NOT a Moldvovan nor is his father. Ian also claimed that Soda IS a Kiwi although he may not have a NZ passport. Jeesh.


Ian made the charge, it is up to him to prove it, as i suspected, he is squirming.

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Postby nexus » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:33 pm

northern_goddess wrote:
nexus wrote:I generally like a good pissing contest, but this SHITE is boring. Episode III boring.

Take it up a notch, or fark it.

Fanks.

At least I specifically asked for sex and betrayal and then threw in a pair of moonboots.



hee hee.

Or perhaps they can add some ground beef...or something!
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Postby Ian_in_DC » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:33 pm

Temper, temper, Dim Annie.
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Postby justinian » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:35 pm

Dallan wrote:Ladies please don't muck up the proceedings with talk of sex and down filled apparel. This is serious business.


Laydee's, let's fuck off of this thread and talk intimate winter apparel somewhere where it'll be most appreciated.
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Postby Ian_in_DC » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:35 pm

There is no conceding of defeat as I stated you were a Kiwi by birth. You may or may not be a NZ citizen but that is no concern to this debate. The debate revolves over your claim of being a Moldovan political refugee (and of your father being one and buried in Moldova as well). I call bullshit. Put up or shut up.

Do I have your permission, Soda, to post your PMs to me and your website URL? You've dodged this long enough. Please respond or concede defeat.

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Postby justinian » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:36 pm

Oh, moonboots.
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