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Should Ian Accept Soda's Bet

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Postby blueeyes_austin » Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:52 pm

Soda 2.0 wrote:
No quotes, no italics, no nothin'


The thing in blue is called A LINK, gentlemen.

But do keep dancing, by all means.


Er, a link does not absolve you from proper citation within the text. That's the sort of thing I would expect a kid in freshman PolySci 101 to know.
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Postby Wilster » Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:54 pm

Soda 2.0 wrote:
No quotes, no italics, no nothin'


The thing in blue is called A LINK, gentlemen.

But do keep dancing, by all means.


When a writer has integrity, he or she delineates between where he or she starts/stops his or her own commentary. Ah, that's right, I wrote "when a writer has integrity."
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Postby Wilster » Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:55 pm

BEA, we've gotta stop meeting like this...
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Postby Wilster » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:09 pm

Soda 2.0 wrote:Wilster -

you never end a sentence with a preposition.


Did you lie, or are you just as stupid as a large sign which reads "Stupid"?


I don't know about signs SoDuh, but when you and I were bushwacking our way around the world together (you know, being the first white men to many areas), you never seem to have a problem with me wearing this:

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Postby Wilster » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:12 pm

Soda 2.0 wrote:For wilster - that is by a really old guy called Shakespeare.


I don't know SoDuh, the latter died at 52, which I suppose was pretty old back then; or, are you trying to imply that he is still alive?
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Postby Wilster » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:42 pm

Soda 2.0 wrote:you never end a sentence with a preposition.


Did you lie, or are you just as stupid as a large sign which reads "Stupid"?


LOL...SoDuh calling into question someone lying? ROTFLOL...

SoDuh, do you plagiarize? I mean you don't quote text, you imply that it is of your own thought. Why do you do that?
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Postby Moethebartender » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:08 pm

judik wrote:He can't seem to help himself
He deserves our pity,not our ridicule!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Why can't we give him a little bit of both?
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Postby AntiEverything » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:21 pm

Wilster wrote:you never seem to have a problem with me wearing this:

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If Moe ever has the bollocks to meet Soda he should wear his:

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Postby Ian_in_DC » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:58 am

How come this instant classic isn't in Famous Dishes yet?
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Postby Ian_in_DC » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:53 pm

Good crutch, Soda. First it was "co-mingle," then "extreme latent pyschosis" and now "intentional vs. international." You are getting quite desperate for anything - ANYTHING - to deflect attention from your sorry state of affairs.

Keep on flailing, little angry Chimp.....
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Postby Moethebartender » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:25 pm

OK, now I really am starting to feel a touch of pity for him. He's been reduced to this?
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Candy on polardude wrote:I wrote "I ought to come over there and gas you myself"

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Postby Rusty_Trombone » Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:19 pm

Soda 2.0 wrote:The great thing about your posting, Ian, is that I never have to wait more than a few hours for you to post something so unbelievably fucking stupid and dishonest.

Does your own internal IIQ meter not make you cringe when you type that, Soda?

Wow, you really are that angry, little chimp at the zoo - throwing shit around any zoo-goer you see, desperately hoping it will hit them. Too bad the angry chimp lacks the cognitive ability to realize that there's a glass window and we're just amused at the primate's efforts.

Maybe Soda the Chimp suffers from "extreme latent psychosis." HAAHAHAHAH

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Postby deng_rui » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:13 pm

Will this thread be moved to Famous Dishes?

It's truly worthy.
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Postby Moethebartender » Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:52 pm

Really man - let it go.



Priceless. This from the guy who's been whinging for weeks for the mods to ban someone over this nonsense. You couldn't make this shit up.
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Postby Rusty_Trombone » Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:55 pm

Moethebartender wrote:Priceless. This from the guy who's been whinging for weeks for the mods to ban someone over this nonsense. You couldn't make this shit up.

If you could, Soda would have already invented a great story.

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Postby deng_rui » Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:20 pm

Soda 2.0 wrote:Maca -

If it's moved to Famous Dishes, it'll be harder to make up shit about it in 3 months time.

Really man - let it go.


This bad boy is a Famous Dish by the criteria you were peddling a few months back. The mods, esp cuntface e-reich, are not doing their job by leaving this so it can, eventually, be zapped. Soda v Ian is part of PS history; it must be preserved for the sake of historians of the future.
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Postby deng_rui » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:03 pm

Why is this not in Famous Dishes?
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Postby deng_rui » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:48 pm

Not at all.

This thread meets your criteria for a FD. Just wondered why it wasn't one already.
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Postby Rusty_Trombone » Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:37 pm

Why isn't this gem in Famous Dishes yet? It should be like the Constitution of Stew democracy, giving proof to the fact that the will of the people should prevail.
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Postby deng_rui » Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:45 pm

Hear, hear!
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Postby Wilster » Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:41 pm

I think what is killing SoDuh is that he made this lame-ass assertion that a thread is quality or successful by virture of how many responses it gets.

Hence, SoDuh must be cringing after he wrote that as this thread has over six hundred replies and over 8000 views. *shudder*
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Postby Wilster » Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:56 pm

Soda 2.0 wrote:Moe, for instance, usually averages around 4 replies per thread...

btw - "virtue" only requires 1 'r'.


:shock: As always SoDuh, it's quite "comforting" to know that you went to the effort and bother to calculate how many replies Moe averages. *yikes--looks over back*

And as always SoDuh, thank you for your continued effort to note a typo on my part; hell, you might make an ESL teacher in Singapore someday...reread "someday" though.
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Postby tph24601 » Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:57 pm

pointing out someone's minor spelling error or typo generally is a good indicator of a low quality post.....

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Postby Moethebartender » Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:13 pm

I still think it's a fairly good indicator.


Moe, for instance, usually averages around 4 replies per thread


Remind me again how many replies you got to the piece of journalistic craptastictude that you posted on Paraguay.
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Postby Right_Turn » Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:15 pm

Screw moving this thread to Famous Dishes. It should be given it's own website.

Quality stuff.

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Postby pezworld » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:17 pm

Famous dishes it is.
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Postby AntiEverything » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:41 pm

pezworld wrote:Famous dishes it is.


Well done Pez

I mean

DOWN WITH THE FUCKING MOD SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby deng_rui » Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:53 pm

pezworld wrote:Famous dishes it is.


About fucking time, you lazy fucking cunts.
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Postby pezworld » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:08 pm

deng_rui wrote:lazy fucking cunt


My middle name. I have elevated lazy cuntish moderation to an art form.

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Postby Rusty_Trombone » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:11 pm

Soda 2.0 wrote:But will we EVER find out why Ian did not recognise the word "international"?

Unlike the reason Soda did not recognize the definition of co-mingle or know there is no such thing as "latent psychosis in the extreme," Ian posted that he initially misread Electrolyte's question.

I do detect a slight hint (great understatement here) of jealousy in my undereducated and underemployed Kiwi friend. I gotta admit, it's nice to have a regular paycheck and ample FF miles and hotel points as opposed to Soda's profession of begging for table scraps from Finnish high school students.
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Postby Rusty_Trombone » Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:24 pm

Soda 2.0 wrote:In fact, the only person who recognises the word "co-mingle" as meaning Lego is Ian.

No need to rehash this as IHSS has already adroitly pointed out how inaccurate Soda is. Co-mingle means to collect, or gather....just like lego. You can flounder at your own discretion, Soda.

Jeeze, for a guy with only a high school degree, he sure sticks to his guns. Hoisted by his own petard, no?
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Postby Moethebartender » Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:46 pm

You've got to appreciate the fact that soda keeps bumping up a thread devoted to exposing him as the lying douchebag that he is. This is better than that thread he made asking why so many people thought termite was a raging jackass.
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Postby Rusty_Trombone » Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:56 pm

Oh Soda, Soda, Soda....he keeps trying to save his abortion.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=commingle

"to mix or mingle together; combine."

[Also spelled commingle http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/co-mingle]

Perhaps it's Soda's "latent psychosis in the extreme" which deludes him into thinking anyone actually believes one word he posts. (Shhh...don't tell him that once a psychosis becomes "extreme" it ceases to be "latent.")
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Postby Rusty_Trombone » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:24 pm

Soda lecturing on supply chain management topics is like Soda lecturing on Derrida or "despot theory" or psychology (or anything remotely academic/professional). Please explain again to us how latent psychosis can become so "extreme". HAHAHAHAHAHHA - that's almost as good as the Moldovan backstory.

By the way, my Linkedin profile is still there. As is your's (it's pretty pathetic, though).

Soda's still trying to save his abortion. Oarsum!11!
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Postby Rusty_Trombone » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:26 pm

Rusty_Trombone wrote:Soda lecturing on supply chain management topics is like Soda lecturing on Derrida or "despot theory" or psychology (or anything remotely academic/professional). Please explain again to us how latent psychosis can become so "extreme". HAHAHAHAHAHHA - that's almost as good as the Moldovan backstory.

By the way, my Linkedin profile is still there. As is your's (although I have to admit yours is pretty pathetic).

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Postby Rusty_Trombone » Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:05 pm

So-duh, was that your own deluded version of the American "victory" in Vietnam: Declare yourself a "winner" and haul ass with your tail between your legs? Hell, even other Brits like Daejn and IHSS have trounced you so many times it's hard to keep count - it's not just a "frat boy" thing.

Come on, really - someone with only a high school education even attempting to make pronouncements on Derrida, psychology, or "despot theory," let alone supply chain management gives us all grand amusement.
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