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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby jessica_fletcher » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:11 am

Nicely done...by me! :twisted:

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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby sara666 » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:12 am

Nifty Jess shoots and scores.

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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby jessica_fletcher » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:13 am

oh dear......

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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby sara666 » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:13 am

It did a "too soon" malarkey. A worthy adversary, well done Jess.

You need to put up a piccie - how about this one? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2e8t1q5J6_0/T ... 0/ic13.png
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby sara666 » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:14 am

Anyway, night - sweet dreams!
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby pezworld » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:35 am

Dammit, I was on top of that nifty with six posts to go, and my internet suddenly went down. Argh. This never happens.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby rezuar » Mon Dec 23, 2013 6:41 am

Meh, the rugby players in that calender all look so plastic.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby Tomska » Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:25 am

How about the Oxford women's rugby team...?

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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby Lincoln » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:17 am

jessica_fletcher wrote:Nicely done...by me! :twisted:

THWACK!

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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby simon_in_exile » Mon Dec 23, 2013 4:23 pm

Interesting one tomska - there are many things I miss about living in Oxford. I wouldn't have considered the women's rugby team to be one of them...
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby jamesconnolly » Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:18 am

Nice
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby Iolar » Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:15 pm

Shouldn't this be in Famous Dishes?
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby defenestrator » Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:19 pm

You just can't get enough of me, you little butt licker. I feel sorry for you.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby Homerj » Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:23 pm

defenestrator wrote:You just can't get enough of me, you little butt licker. I feel sorry for you.


Hey shouldn't you be warping the minds of young impressionable E Yurp children??
I guess class is over now, maybe tomorrow you should introduce some of the littlins' to the PS.
Help them learn some NEW english words.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby Iolar » Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:26 pm

defenestrator wrote:You just can't get enough of me, you little butt licker. I feel sorry for you.


It's a good thread, bedwetter. Whose butt am I supposedly licking? I think you might misunderstand the meaning of that expression. It's highly probable based on your record*.

*Not your criminal one, just your record of poor English usage.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby defenestrator » Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:27 pm

Homerj wrote:
defenestrator wrote:You just can't get enough of me, you little butt licker. I feel sorry for you.


Hey shouldn't you be warping the minds of young impressionable E Yurp children??
I guess class is over now, maybe tomorrow you should introduce some of the littlins' to the PS.
Help them learn some NEW english words.
I bet butt licker has yet to make the ciriculum.


I don't goof around in class. I'm very serious and professional. It's part of my strategy. After a couple more weeks I will lighten up.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby defenestrator » Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:32 pm

Iolar wrote:
defenestrator wrote:You just can't get enough of me, you little butt licker. I feel sorry for you.


It's a good thread, bedwetter. Whose butt am I supposedly licking? I think you might misunderstand the meaning of that expression. It's highly probable based on your record*.

*Not your criminal one, just your record of poor English usage.


Hahaha, you fuckin retard. Butt licker isn't the same as ass-licker. **schadenfreude**

I don't find your accusations of bed wetting insulting, because they aren't true. Jess just made it up, because she's a big phony. She's the one with the urinary tract problems. She thinks if she accuses others of it, it will take attention off her, but unfortunately for her it only makes me point out that she's the one who pisses the bed.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby Chi_Rup » Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:40 pm

If you've learned anything from this, though, it's that people choose the version of the truth that they prefer. Bedwetting is just funnier when you do it, you might have to live with that.

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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby Moethebartender » Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:12 pm

Is this whole thing really going to come down to which former Your Choicer actually wets the bed? Really? After all these posts and all this drama, this is how it's going to end? You're killing your own chances at the famous dishes. If this one doesn't make it, will any of your threads get in?
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby Iolar » Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:39 pm

Hahaha, you fuckin retard. Butt licker isn't the same as ass-licker. **schadenfreude**


What is the difference between the two? They're synonyms surely.

I've already told you that somebody with a condition comorbid to mental retardation shouldn't really be calling anybody a "retard", but it seems that you insist upon using it as a slur against everyone who disagrees with you.

I don't find your accusations of bed wetting insulting, because they aren't true.


Well, a bed-wetter who has been found out would say that. Everyone on the Shadow Stew is pretty adamant that you have wet the bed. I may be in receipt of pictorial evidence within the coming days from another reputable source. I won't be able to post it because it would be a breach of trust and be against the forum's charter rules, but I'll allude to the content of it, even specifically mention receipt of it every now and again. You know, the way you allude to content and specifically mention PM's regularly.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby defenestrator » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:32 pm

There are no photos of me pissing any beds, so i'm not worried. You'll notice jess ran off when I called her out for projecting her incontinence onto me. Funny, really. She thought she was being really clever, but she basically forced me to reveal her urinary problems. It was an idiotic move on her part.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby sara666 » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:38 pm

Moethebartender wrote:Is this whole thing really going to come down to which former Your Choicer actually wets the bed? Really? After all these posts and all this drama, this is how it's going to end? You're killing your own chances at the famous dishes. If this one doesn't make it, will any of your threads get in?

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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby dBrother » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:59 pm

defenestrator wrote:There are no photos of me pissing any beds, so i'm not worried. You'll notice jess ran off when I called her out for projecting her incontinence onto me. Funny, really. She thought she was being really clever, but she basically forced me to reveal her urinary problems. It was an idiotic move on her part.


Iolar's right, you really are a bit retarded.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby jamesconnolly » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:27 am

I thought this thread had been sent to hell in a handbasket.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby sara666 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:42 am

jamesconnolly wrote:I thought this thread had been sent to hell in a handbasket.

It was, a long time ago, it's still linked is all.

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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby jamesconnolly » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:49 am

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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby emmeff » Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:58 pm

I could upload photos of defenestrator pissing, since he voluntarily published his IMEI earlier in this thread and thus surrendered control of his phone.


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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby Flobster » Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:16 pm

As long as it's only the images of piss that stream onto your desktop ...
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby rezuar » Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:32 pm

[quote="emmeff"]I could upload photos of defenestrator pissing, since he voluntarily published his IMEI earlier in this thread and thus surrendered control of his phone.

The creepiest post of the month.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby jessica_fletcher » Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:38 pm

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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby Iolar » Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:41 pm

The creepiest post of the month.


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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby simon_in_exile » Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:52 pm

Well, a bed-wetter who has been found out would say that. Everyone on the Shadow Stew is pretty adamant that you have wet the bed.

Aaah the Shadow Stew..... full of lies and deceit (I heard it was some poor French expat girl's sofa that ended up soggy - the wetting of beds is a scurrilous rumour).
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby spampants » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:10 pm

The churchladies are in bully mode against IreFarm.
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rezuar wrote:
emmeff wrote:I could upload photos of defenestrator pissing, since he voluntarily published his IMEI earlier in this thread and thus surrendered control of his phone.

The creepiest post of the month.

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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby Flobster » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:18 pm

Felix, the biggest tutters on the stew are Moe and yourself.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

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The flapster eunuch, queen of the churchladies, finds courage with the pack when they bully IreFarm, the unpopular kid.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

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Tut tut
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby spampants » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:28 pm

When not bullying the uncool kid at the head of a pack of braying churchladies, the flapster eunuch Smashes racism with Corrective Capitalisation while we Stand In Awe.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

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tut tut
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doveshit
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby Chip_Oatley » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:43 pm

FireArm is Randy from Napoleon Dynamite. A dumb bully who gets his comeuppance when Pedro's cousins roll him.

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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby spampants » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:45 pm

He is a victim who is being pwned by a churchlady mob. It's very Sad to watch.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby Chi_Rup » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:49 pm

He makes Felix feel morally uplifted. And serves as a useful tool in the kind of vacuous ironic strifing that passes for his entertainment.

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Postby spampants » Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:28 pm

Chi_Rup wrote:He makes Felix feel morally uplifted. And serves as a useful tool in the kind of vacuous ironic strifing that passes for his entertainment.


You edited.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby defenestrator » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:33 pm

I'm ubermensch. The churchladies are resentful of my masculinity and strength of character. They wish I was as weak and afraid as they are. I'll never feel guilty for beong ubermensch, and I pity the churchladies for the jealousy that seems to consume them.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby fishface » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:37 pm

I should have figured this thread wasn't about London.

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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby sara666 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:40 pm

You have a lot of reading ahead of you fishface.

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Postby spampants » Thu Mar 27, 2014 8:48 pm

sara666 wrote:You have a lot of reading ahead of you fishface.


Summary: IreFarm is obnoxious and trolls. Churchladies take the bait, pwn him while pretending he posts in earnest. IreFarm enjoys, churchladies feel secure in ganging up on the Bad Person. Everyone is happy.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby jamesconnolly » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:02 pm

Summary
Felix is the oracle of the stew; the three witches, with eye of newt. He speaks the truth and we should all bow, in fear.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby spampants » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:41 pm

jamesconnolly wrote:Summary
Felix is the oracle of the stew; the three witches, with eye of newt. He speaks the truth and we should all bow, in fear.


Adequate Post.
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"Spampants are right and I was wrong." -VinnyD

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