London layover: anything to do there at night?

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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby Paddox1 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:52 pm

Maybe a wee/shit mixture. Chuck it in the blender and you'd have a smoothie.

Eta - nifty something or other. Bottoms up!
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby simon_in_exile » Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:53 pm

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Nifty 1,000,050...?


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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby sara666 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:53 pm

Ah crappit Paddox, you took the nifty without even claiming it!
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby incognita » Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:55 pm

Lincoln wrote:This really is a conundrum isn't it?.....i've just had another look at the one on the right and whilst she's got a great body her face isn't up to much so that shit content percentage would need to be adjusted to take account of that wouldn't it?


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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby snowgirl » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:04 pm

sara666 wrote:Ah crappit Paddox, you took the nifty without even claiming it!


Haha! Serves you right for being greedy, sara.

I saw you getting ready to claim that nifty and laughed out loud when I turned the page and saw paddox there completely oblivious!
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby Paddox1 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:11 pm

Whilst I was oblivious, I feel I bought some class to those niftytastic posters through my advocation of a shwee smoothie.

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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby sara666 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:15 pm

It was indeed a nifty post, despite not being a nifty.

I can't believe you're calling me GREEDY Snowgirl. You should be nice, it's nearly Christmas FFS.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby snowgirl » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:24 pm

I'm just trying to help. If you keep being greedy Santa will bypass your house.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby sara666 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:28 pm

Doesn't matter, my mum'll still give me presents.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby jessica_fletcher » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:32 pm

I think the word greed should be banned at this time of year.

My friends Ben and Jerry both agree.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby sara666 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:35 pm

I haven't had any ice cream in aaaages, I'll have to hunt some down over Christmas. I did have 3 ice lollies today though.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby jessica_fletcher » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:38 pm

I can highly recommend Hestons christmas pudding ice cream. oooooo very nice. Ice lollies?!?! I cant remember the last time I had one.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby sara666 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:44 pm

Does he have raisins or hints of raisins in it? I'd have to decline if so. Why isn't there a good brown bread ice cream for general sale, that's what I'd like to know.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby simon_in_exile » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:49 pm

sara666 wrote:Does he have raisins or hints of raisins in it? I'd have to decline if so.

Aaaaand we're back to lincoln's corn eating again...
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby leela » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:51 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:I can highly recommend Hestons christmas pudding ice cream. oooooo very nice. Ice lollies?!?! I cant remember the last time I had one.

Oooh...I've got one of those in the freezer for Christmas Day! I'm glad it's good.
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Postby jessica_fletcher » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:59 pm

Ha, no nuggets in it. just christmas pud and cream, fairly smooth. really tasty.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby sara666 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:00 pm

Hmmm... Christmas pud is usually full of raisins, sultanas and the like... I think you may be an unreliable reporter here Jess.
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Postby jessica_fletcher » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:06 pm

Oi!

It's all blended up, just the flavour and CREAM.

When it comes to mince pie like things, Im a pro.
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Postby sara666 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:11 pm

Right then. I'll try some. It had better not taste of raisins though or you'll totes owe me an ice cream.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby Paddox1 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:19 pm

Christmas pudding is rank, as are mince pies.

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Postby jessica_fletcher » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:20 pm

Its tastes of christmas pud, pay attention! Just no lumpy bits.

Just read Paddox's christmas tale in the other thread, seeing as this one has been reclaimed as an RMT I just wanted to say, she is WELL posh! Shooting socks and land! I bet Santa had room to park the sleigh there alright.
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Postby Paddox1 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:28 pm

Haha. My family history is pretty interesting. It was a privileged way to grow up. Saying that, there was never really any spare money and things could get quite tight (I'm aware that the concept of poverty is relative!).

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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby CatScanMan » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:31 pm

Puddings? We got a lump of coal to eat on Christmas day and were grateful.

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Postby sara666 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:32 pm

OTOH, you had shooting socks... so you must have some pictures for the next American Joe thread.
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Postby jessica_fletcher » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:37 pm

CSM - That's coz you're northern.
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Re: London layover: anything to do there at night?

Postby CatScanMan » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:42 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:CSM - That's coz you're northern.


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Postby Paddox1 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:50 pm

sara666 wrote:OTOH, you had shooting socks... so you must have some pictures for the next American Joe thread.


One of my favourite things to do as a kid would be to 'help' my dad plucking pheasants. He'd chop the legs off. With a bit of a delve into the leg, I'd find the tendons and then have hours of fun pulling the tendons whilst trying to pick things up off the kitchen table with the claws. I'm sure my mum has a picture of me doing this. I'll get her to find it for the nice things thread. AJ would be proud.

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Postby sara666 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:05 pm

It would be love at first sight, yes.
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Postby jessica_fletcher » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:09 pm

A stew wedding?! Oh my, I have the perfect hat in mind....

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Postby sara666 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:18 pm

I just went to look up a deer hat, but looooooooooooook! I wish I had two for the family dogs to wear on Christmas day.
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Postby jessica_fletcher » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:21 pm

You know they would stay on them for, ooooooo, 20 seconds max.

This is the hat for you,

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Postby sara666 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:24 pm

Cute. Surely belongs to bojangles given his avatar though.

I'll go gaga:
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Postby jessica_fletcher » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:26 pm

That's, er, lovely. Looks like someone has dived head first into her head.
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Postby bojangles » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:29 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:You know they would stay on them for, ooooooo, 20 seconds max.

This is the hat for you,

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Good grief. It looks as if some parasitic bug laid its eggs in a fox.
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Postby sara666 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:33 pm

jessica_fletcher wrote:That's, er, lovely. Looks like someone has dived head first into her head.

It would make me look taller though, right?
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Postby jessica_fletcher » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:38 pm

Yes, yes it certainly wood.

Do you get mistaken for an elf lots this time of year? Do you have to avoid wearing red and green?
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Postby sara666 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:45 pm

No, but my colouring gets me mistaken for a snowman.
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Postby jessica_fletcher » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:49 pm

Lay of the heavy coal eyeliner.
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Postby sara666 » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:57 pm

In all honesty, I think it's my long orange nose that does it.
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Postby jessica_fletcher » Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:02 am

ha!

Better fake tan application needed.
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Postby sara666 » Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:05 am

Would that sort out my round white belly too?
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Postby bojangles » Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:14 am

jessica_fletcher wrote:Lay of the heavy coal eyeliner.

Heh
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And about the gassing thing-is that how your father ended it, head in the oven and all that or was it a hosepipe into the car?

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Postby eric84 » Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:30 am

Aw, I wanted the Columbus discovers Amerikkka post.
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Postby sara666 » Mon Dec 23, 2013 12:38 am

Well you got him while he was still there, before he sailed home.
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Postby sara666 » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:09 am

How many swings are cheating? Only I REALLY want to go to bed!
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Postby jessica_fletcher » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:10 am

I will fight you for it?
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No cheating now....
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Postby sara666 » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:11 am

OK
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Swing...
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