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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby Kikilamour » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:57 pm

Shavenhead wrote:
veronica_inheels wrote:shaven , like this:

veronica_inheels wrote:they banned me.

and for what!?!?!

i asked on nogs thread, if links to other forums are allowed.

some fuckface says that i should read FAQ page blah blah blah.

i answered " a simple yes or no would be faster" and i added "clownface" to make it more personable. as he had a kind of clown face as his avatar.

thats it. i swear!

fuckers banned me.
now whatever i post comes up as 'deleted due to ban evasion"

i am vChambord on that site.


Must say, that's a bit harsh Veronica.

I got nailed by that cunt "Cooper" with the grim reaper avatar. When I suggested that despite the fact that I was a product of my dad's affair with his sister, this only impacted my intelligence in the mathematical,numerical and problem solving skills areas, and to some extent my emotional intelligence i.e. sometimes becoming prone to violent behaviour. This after he became skeptical about my background, and the fact that I was serving time in prison. He said my writing style was too coherent for this to be plausible.

He then started to become threateningly mysterious - as if to say he was on to me.

Shortly after I started offering James bananas on his arrival, I was suddenly banned. And so was James.

Right towards the end there was a SciFi chick called lori who seemed to be keen on a threesome with me and James (possibly also involving the banana).

Clearly I'm not interested in threesomes when the male/female ratio is such, so I guess the bannings ended around the right time.


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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby Flora » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:00 pm

The puddingtits comment amused me enough to stop me giving up on here. Was just about to sod off.

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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby veronica_inheels » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:02 pm

shaven is my definition of masculinity.


and i love science fiction. bananas, not so much.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby lolasf » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:02 pm

So snow and I are supposed to go in on a commando raid at some point and attempt to rescue desertstorm_not_from_here and maybe some chick called lori? Got it.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby leela » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:04 pm

This place is much more fun these days. The stew mods made judicious use of their own banning stick.

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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby Shavenhead » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:04 pm

What wasn't there to like before Kiki?
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby veronica_inheels » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:07 pm

shaven,
speaking of threesomes.

i propose me and kiki together? what do you say? she likes girls too.
beats you and james with lori no?
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby Kikilamour » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:08 pm

i'm still an intj virgin. i can join in the operation rescue as a back up if you two fail.

can someone tell me why desertstorm or lori would need rescuing? do they have Stockholm syndrome or do they actually like it there?

shaven, don't be so sensitive. i didn't think anything. i just didn't know you were funny and mischievous. it's all good.

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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby Shavenhead » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:10 pm

veronica_inheels wrote:shaven,
speaking of threesomes.

i propose me and kiki together? what do you say? she likes girls too.
beats you and james with lori no?


I'm in :)

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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby veronica_inheels » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:12 pm

*booking a trip to angola *

let me look at my calendar... april ok for you?
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby jessica_fletcher » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:14 pm

leela wrote:This place is much more fun these days. The stew mods made judicious use of their own banning stick.


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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby avalon_ » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:16 pm

Grayman wanted a threesome with Strangelove and I. I'd like to invite him here as well.

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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby avalon_ » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:18 pm

can someone tell me why desertstorm or lori would need rescuing? do they have Stockholm syndrome or do they actually like it there?

I don't remember Lori, but desertstorm said the people on that forum didn't like him. I think they're mean to him, like they were to us. He also reached out and tried to friend Veronica and I.

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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby pezworld » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:19 pm

I'd suggest that kidnapping might work as well as rescue except for the bit about not finding a way to make them post.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby veronica_inheels » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:20 pm

i'll get him avalon. soon.

he is very close to my type ( E...) and he told me that the forum thinks that E... are stupid or something.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby avalon_ » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:21 pm

I have faith in you, Veronica!

If you have to lure him with your boots and boobies, DO IT. Or, use them as a distraction while he's rescued.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby pezworld » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:22 pm

Backup - desertstorm is an ENTP?

We MUST kidnap him now!
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby Shavenhead » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:23 pm

veronica_inheels wrote:*booking a trip to angola *

let me look at my calendar... april ok for you?


That's a bit of a long wait, but ok - I'll try and hang in there. How's Kiki's calendar?

You guy's will have to bring the cucumbers - we only have pine-apples, mangos and yes - bananas over here.

Unless you want to go for the ful fruit salad?
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby northern_goddess » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:23 pm

If our desertstorm ever comes across this thread and starts reading it, he will be very confused.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby avalon_ » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:23 pm

pezworld wrote:Backup - desertstorm is an ENTP?

We MUST kidnap him now!


Yes. He said he initially thought he was an INTJ, but then realized he was an ENTP (or something). I think that's when the forum cabal turned on him.

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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby Kikilamour » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:24 pm

Shavenhead wrote:
veronica_inheels wrote:shaven,
speaking of threesomes.

i propose me and kiki together? what do you say? she likes girls too.
beats you and james with lori no?


I'm in :)

Cucumbers?


aww, i'm flattered! only if you get one too , shaven! ..and not an English one.

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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby pezworld » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:24 pm

Go get him - he's also in a different forum!
http://personalitycafe.com/entp-forum-v ... ons-4.html

*proud of googling skills*
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby sara666 » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:25 pm

I did direct him to it, but he said he was busy, chained in a basement or somesuch. He said to get on with the rescue.

It sounds like we're taking quite a few. Perhaps we need to do more of an open invitation, but with special messages to each of your dear ones.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby veronica_inheels » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:25 pm

yes avalon, i am a "doer"

and this was my avatar there, new chambord shoes- combining my fav raspberry liquor and shoes.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby jamesconnolly » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:31 pm

Can someone please tell lori6 i am ok, and we will always have our memories of Star Trek
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby Shavenhead » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:32 pm

Kikilamour wrote:
Shavenhead wrote:
veronica_inheels wrote:shaven,
speaking of threesomes.

i propose me and kiki together? what do you say? she likes girls too.
beats you and james with lori no?


I'm in :)

Cucumbers?


aww, i'm flattered! only if you get one too , shaven! ..and not an English one.


What nationality cucumber are we talking about here?
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby jamesconnolly » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:32 pm

Sexy shoes
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby veronica_inheels » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:33 pm

pezworld wrote:Go get him - he's also in a different forum!
http://personalitycafe.com/entp-forum-v ... ons-4.html

*proud of googling skills*



thats him!

almost the same avatar!
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby snowgirl » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:34 pm

pezworld wrote:Go get him - he's also in a different forum!
http://personalitycafe.com/entp-forum-v ... ons-4.html

*proud of googling skills*


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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby veronica_inheels » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:35 pm

jamesconnolly wrote:Sexy shoes



not meant for walking.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby leela » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:35 pm

I want those shoes.

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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby sara666 » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:35 pm

That was from August pez... how will he see it? Anyway, I've logged in... need to do 10 more posts to be able to PM him.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby veronica_inheels » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:36 pm

leela wrote:I want those shoes.



i dont know what to say to this leela.... :oops:
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby ben_hanscombe » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:39 pm

All this build-up. I hope he's not a let-down when he gets here.

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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby Kikilamour » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:44 pm

this, shavehead:
http://legacymedia.localworld.co.uk/275782/Article/images/16826748/4106346.jpg

do you think you can accommodate it?

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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby StrangeLove » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:46 pm

This thread is absolutely nuts. I love you people.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby lolasf » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:47 pm

ben_hanscombe wrote:All this build-up. I hope he's not a let-down when he gets here.

Can I lead the roasting?


He probably won't even like us. So far he's interacted with who, avalon & vih? That's not enough to prepare someone for zaffer & chimes.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby ben_hanscombe » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:49 pm

He could try making extremely liberal use of the Foe function.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby jamesconnolly » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:49 pm

Yeah, ha

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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby VinnyD » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:51 pm

Shortly after I started offering James bananas on his arrival, I was suddenly banned. And so was James.


At first i read that as "I was suddenly bananaed." Good thing there were no New Mexico sherriff's deputies around, because I'm pretty sure I clenched my buttocks.

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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby jamesconnolly » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:53 pm

StrangeLove wrote:This thread is absolutely nuts. I love you people.


x2

you are a geezer though, right?
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby StrangeLove » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:59 pm

jamesconnolly wrote:
StrangeLove wrote:This thread is absolutely nuts. I love you people.


you are a geezer though, right?


Eat my pengina, kid.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby sara666 » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:01 pm

RIGHT. Even though he hasn't posted there since August, I got email alert of PMs, so I've sent him a PM.

That personality café is LOVELY though, I've been thanked 3 times for my posts and I only made 15 (most of them in the past 10 minutes). Nice interesting mix of topics. Multiple threads bemoaning the INTJf and Jezebel in particular. It's all good.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby pezworld » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:03 pm

lolasf wrote:
ben_hanscombe wrote:All this build-up. I hope he's not a let-down when he gets here.

Can I lead the roasting?


He probably won't even like us. So far he's interacted with who, avalon & vih? That's not enough to prepare someone for zaffer & chimes.

Yeah but he's an ENTP. I think he can handle it.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby pezworld » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:04 pm

sara666 wrote:That personality café is LOVELY though, I've been thanked 3 times for my posts and I only made 15 (most of them in the past 10 minutes). Nice interesting mix of topics. Multiple threads bemoaning the INTJf and Jezebel in particular. It's all good.

I introduced myself in the intro forum.

Then I figured if I'm going to keep procrastinating on work, I might as well waste the time here.

Grr.
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby leela » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:05 pm

Hmmm... He posts on two Myers Briggs type forums? Are we sure he's our type of person?

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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby pezworld » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:05 pm

leela wrote:Hmmm... He posts on two Myers Briggs type forums? Are we sure he's our type of person?

Of course not! :lol:
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby veronica_inheels » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:10 pm

Kikilamour wrote:this, shavehead:
http://legacymedia.localworld.co.uk/275782/Article/images/16826748/4106346.jpg

do you think you can accommodate it?


I thnk i am gonna quietly remove myself from this situation..
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby jamesconnolly » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:10 pm

StrangeLove wrote:
jamesconnolly wrote:
StrangeLove wrote:This thread is absolutely nuts. I love you people.


you are a geezer though, right?


Eat my pengina, kid.



good point

who was Kid?
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Re: Is the Stew crashing?

Postby Kikilamour » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:16 pm

veronica_inheels wrote:
Kikilamour wrote:this, shavehead:
http://legacymedia.localworld.co.uk/275782/Article/images/16826748/4106346.jpg

do you think you can accommodate it?


I thnk i am gonna quietly remove myself from this situation..


no no, vron, That is for shaven.

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