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The German Hygienist

Postby StrangeLove » Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:39 pm

I went to the dentist today and the girl I always schedule is a recently divorced German girl. Maybe 35, long brown hair, greenish eyes, just drop dead gorgeous. I knew I was going to see her, so I prepared myself by watching hours of German scheisse porn and eating a box of oreos. When I got there, she pulled me into her chair, pulling off my glasses and slipping a bib on me. 'This is in case we make a mess,' she said.

It wasn't long before she was deep in my mouth, hungrily rubbing my gums with her fingers. 'Any changes, Dr Strangelove?' Yeah, the boner in my pants is a change, I thought. She proceed to work my mouth over, fingers in; fingers out. You know, like dirty girls do.

She worshipped my teeth, like I was a Jew with a mouth full of gold headed into Dachau. Her breasts pressed against my face as she made small talk. As if I could answer, with her hand fully leveraged in my mouth. She squirted in my mouth. A lot. 'I didn't know you were a squirter,' I casually mentioned. She looked at me oddly; I'm guessing her English isn't so good.

After awhile, she must have tired because she brought in the dentist. She was a hot, but chubby Indian number; the kind from India, not the scalping kind. It wasn't long before she had me on my back again, my mouth full of hindu fingers. 'Your teeth are better than mine,' she moaned. 'I probably don't use mine as much,' I moaned back. Before you ask, no - she wasn't a squirter.

So that's how I spent my lunch. An international three way in a dental chair. Oh ... And I got a free 0.85oz tube of crest lube. I guess they realized my endurance exceeded theirs.

How was your lunch?
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Re: The German Hygienist

Postby ZAffer » Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:48 pm

Liquid. Have you considered directing porn movies?
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Re: The German Hygienist

Postby Lincoln » Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:49 pm

StrangeLove wrote:I went to the dentist today and the girl I always schedule is a recently divorced German girl. Maybe 35, long brown hair, greenish eyes, just drop dead gorgeous. I knew I was going to see her, so I prepared myself by watching hours of German scheisse porn and eating a box of oreos. When I got there, she pulled me into her chair, pulling off my glasses and slipping a bib on me. 'This is in case we make a mess,' she said.

It wasn't long before she was deep in my mouth, hungrily rubbing my gums with her fingers. 'Any changes, Dr Strangelove?' Yeah, the boner in my pants is a change, I thought. She proceed to work my mouth over, fingers in; fingers out. You know, like dirty girls do.

She worshipped my teeth, like I was a Jew with a mouth full of gold headed into Dachau. Her breasts pressed against my face as she made small talk. As if I could answer, with her hand fully leveraged in my mouth. She squirted in my mouth. A lot. 'I didn't know you were a squirter,' I casually mentioned. She looked at me oddly; I'm guessing her English isn't so good.

After awhile, she must have tired because she brought in the dentist. She was a hot, but chubby Indian number; the kind from India, not the scalping kind. It wasn't long before she had me on my back again, my mouth full of hindu fingers. 'Your teeth are better than mine,' she moaned. 'I probably don't use mine as much,' I moaned back. Before you ask, no - she wasn't a squirter.

So that's how I spent my lunch. An international three way in a dental chair. Oh ... And I got a free 0.85oz tube of crest lube. I guess they realized my endurance exceeded theirs.

How was your lunch?


:lol: Great OP ...made i chuckle.

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Re: The German Hygienist

Postby StrangeLove » Tue Oct 01, 2013 9:56 pm

ZAffer wrote:Liquid. Have you considered directing porn movies?


How do you know I haven't?
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Re: The German Hygienist

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Re: The German Hygienist

Postby Vince » Wed Oct 02, 2013 12:03 am

Will you update us if you find out whether her thighs taste of fruit and, if they do, which kind? Thanks
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Re: The German Hygienist

Postby Chip_Oatley » Wed Oct 02, 2013 12:07 am

My dentist is pretty handsome, but he's nothing compared to my gyn.

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Re: The German Hygienist

Postby Lulu » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:53 am

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Re: The German Hygienist

Postby veronica_inheels » Fri Oct 18, 2013 5:05 am

Heh!

My dentist is half brazilian half japonese. Nice woman. Doesnt press anything onto me.
My dental hygienist that works with her is the hottest polish woman that walked the earth. She is 24 or so and just amazing. Perfect everything. And very delicate at work.

Family doc is an older guy. I an not looking forward any pap smears .
I like women more than men to be my docs. But of ourse skills are the most important.
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Re: The German Hygienist

Postby auntie » Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:42 am

"I knew I was going to see her, so I prepared myself by watching hours of German scheisse porn and eating a box of oreos"

Beerspittingly funny :)
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Re: The German Hygienist

Postby sara666 » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:10 am

Vince wrote:Will you update us if you find out whether her thighs taste of fruit and, if they do, which kind? Thanks

X2!!!

Nice OP, I love a good bit of Strangelove.
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Re: The German Hygienist

Postby StrangeLove » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:53 pm

Its responses like these that make all my whining seem worthwhile. Thanks for the sympathy responses, men.
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Re: The German Hygienist

Postby Moethebartender » Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:21 pm

Heh, well done.
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Re: The German Hygienist

Postby Nines » Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:33 pm

"I didn't know you were a squirter."

Hahahaha..


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