How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

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I would rate my own looks as a...

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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Undertree » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:40 pm

defenestrator wrote:nevermind


Oh look, he's trying to cover it up. So cute.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby patate12 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:43 pm

Undertree, are you on the right of your niece or are you on my right when i'm facing the screen?
In other words, do you wear glasses?

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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Undertree » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:45 pm

I'm the one without the glasses.

Oh, that would be the left, wouldn't it. *facepalm*
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby patate12 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:47 pm

And i'm sorry about defenestrator. You must be devastated a chubby redneck whose idea of foreplay probably consists of discussing car tuning doesn't entertain the idea of having sex with you.

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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Undertree » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:52 pm

patate12 wrote:And i'm sorry about defenestrator. You must be devastated a chubby redneck whose idea of foreplay probably consists of discussing car tuning doesn't entertain the idea of having sex with you.


PAHHH! Oh honey, you have no idea how my heart breaks knowing that I'll never need to do a penicillin run after a night with him. Devastated, I am just devastated.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby defenestrator » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:53 pm

I'm a fit Midwestern ubermensch who has very limited interest in cars.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Undertree » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:55 pm

defenestrator wrote:I'm a fit Midwestern ubermensch who has very limited interest in cars.


Photoproof.

And trust me, bubbelah, you're no mensch.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby patate12 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:56 pm

You'd be totally fine. I doubt he's getting that much, if any. Even fat girls won't sleep with him.

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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby patate12 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:58 pm

And very limited interest in foreplay, i presume.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Undertree » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:58 pm

Well, you know, I knew if I posted a picture, basement boy would rear his little head and have something to say. Hell, I could look like Megan Fox and he'd have something to say. It's a little boring.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby 5waldos » Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:59 pm

patate12 wrote:I now officially have a crush on 5waldos. You look nothing like i expected but every bit like someone i'd like to take a roadtrip with.
Which doesn't mean i expected you to look like someone i wouldn't want to take a roadtrip with.
How old are you? You mentioned being retired but you look quite young.


Aww- sweet. Thanks. And I'm up for a road trip- but only if I can drive. I am one of the world's worst passengers. And I am just a couple years short of 70, so not all that young which me gimping around on both knees at the moment would demonstate in a minute.

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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby patate12 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:02 pm

That's fine. I don't particularly want to drive, but the radio's mine.

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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby 5waldos » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:03 pm

Undertree- I truly believe that your avatar is designed to mesmerize and hypnotize. I find myself staring at it for far longer than it deserves.

And cool that you and your niece can enjoy times like that together.

And patate- you can have the radio- unless you want to listen to Rush. I have limits you know.

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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Iolar » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:05 pm

defenestrator wrote:I'm a fit Midwestern ubermensch who has very limited interest in cars.


Not based on the photo of that decapitated man holding a fish, nor the weight and height you told us you are. You're overweight and need to lose around 10kg.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby incognita » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:06 pm

5waldos wrote:Undertree- I truly believe that your avatar is designed to mesmerize and hypnotize. I find myself staring at it for far longer than it deserves.

And cool that you and your niece can enjoy times like that together.

And patate- you can have the radio- unless you want to listen to Rush. I have limits you know.


Good, you guys can take a road trip to Chicago and we'll get shitfaced together and laugh our asses off. Everybody else can come too!
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby patate12 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:07 pm

You shouldn't talk like that. You might find me ringing your doorbell. I've been wanting to take a roadtrip across the States for a while now but no one wants to go with me. I don't mind travelling on my own but roadtrips are only fun if you have someone to comment roadsigns with.

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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby defenestrator » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:08 pm

Iolar wrote:
defenestrator wrote:I'm a fit Midwestern ubermensch who has very limited interest in cars.


Not based on the photo of that decapitated man holding a fish, nor the weight and height you told us you are. You're overweight and need to lose around 10kg.


I could try to explain the problem with BMI, but I don't think you would understand.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Iolar » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:19 pm

Are you a high performance athlete? If not, then it's unlikely that your BMI is overestimating your adiposity, and you are, in fact, overweight.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby patate12 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:20 pm

BMI doesn't mean much as fat is lighter than muscle. My BMI is probably lower than many fit athletes' one.
You know what would really help defenestrator? Baffle us with a full-length recent shot.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Iolar » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:22 pm

Post a photo, FireArm. Let us gaze upon an adonis.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby leela » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:23 pm

Iolar wrote:Are you a high performance athlete? If not, then it's unlikely that your BMI is overestimating your adiposity, and you are, in fact, overweight.

WTF does it matter?
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Undertree » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:23 pm

Waldos, that was my brother's 60th birthday. We got drunk and stoned with most of my nephews, my sil and another sibling or so. It was a family affair. :D

But yes niece and I are close.

patate, shhh, secretly, I get a little wet everytime he posts some response to me. I don't want him to know it gets me hot though. He might stop.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby jamesconnolly » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:25 pm

For men there is only one question to ask yourself
actually two

do you have moobs?
can you see your dick when standing up?
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby patate12 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:26 pm

Ooooh, leela said F.

It wouldn't matter if defenestrator was skinny or morbidly obese if he wasn't always criticizing fat girls while showing forearms the size of gammons.

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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Iolar » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:27 pm

leela wrote:
Iolar wrote:Are you a high performance athlete? If not, then it's unlikely that your BMI is overestimating your adiposity, and you are, in fact, overweight.

WTF does it matter?


Not really, but he's not reticent when it comes to telling us about his athleticism and good looks. Nor it seems, judging on his comment immediately after Undertree's (he has since edited), is he shy when it comes to commenting on others. I thought he looked chubby in the picture of him that I've seen.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby leela » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:29 pm

patate12 wrote:Ooooh, leela said F.

It wouldn't matter if defenestrator was skinny or morbidly obese if he wasn't always criticizing fat girls while showing forearms the size of gammons.

Where is this photo? Linky?

I missed his post about Undertree. He implied earlier (after I said that people who don't post pictures shouldn't disparage others) that he hadn't been disparaging about anyone. Maybe that's why he edited.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Iolar » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:32 pm

Maybe that's why he edited.


Of course.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby jessica_fletcher » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:33 pm

patate12 wrote:Ooooh, leela said F.

It wouldn't matter if defenestrator was skinny or morbidly obese if he wasn't always criticizing fat girls while showing forearms the size of gammons.




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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby patate12 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:33 pm

It's a beheaded shot. Perhaps several, come to think of it, which are probably in one of AmericanJoe's 'here are 12 photos to prove that i'm alive' threads.

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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Undertree » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:37 pm

Leela, it's on the prior page. I posted a pic today because I was finally able to find a recent one and immediately he replied. I quoted him and captured his smart ass remark for posterity. Then he was caught changing it.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby 5waldos » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:38 pm

Undertree wrote:Waldos, that was my brother's 60th birthday. We got drunk and stoned with most of my nephews, my sil and another sibling or so. It was a family affair. :D

But yes niece and I are close.


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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby lolasf » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:41 pm

patate12 wrote:Ooooh, leela said F.


Ok that made me laugh.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby patate12 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:42 pm

I can't believe you endorse DRUG USE. You and i are having a talk between Tulsa and Flagstaff.

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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby jamesconnolly » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:43 pm

Anyone who makes negative comments on another persons appearance is an ugly person
fuck them.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Undertree » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:45 pm

jamesconnolly wrote:Anyone who makes negative comments on another persons appearance is an ugly person
fuck them.


I think the problem here is that I'm too ugly for him to do. So he won't let me fuck him. It's making me a little depressed.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby leela » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:45 pm

Undertree wrote:Leela, it's on the prior page. I posted a pic today because I was finally able to find a recent one and immediately he replied. I quoted him and captured his smart ass remark for posterity. Then he was caught changing it.

I meant the pic of defen that iolar said shows that he's overweight.

I like your photo...I've met you so no surprises there, but it was nice to see you and NOW having a fun time!
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby defenestrator » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:47 pm

patate12 wrote:Ooooh, leela said F.

It wouldn't matter if defenestrator was skinny or morbidly obese if he wasn't always criticizing fat girls while showing forearms the size of gammons.


I don't criticize fat girls. And what's wrong with my forearms? They're nice!
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby jamesconnolly » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:48 pm

Undertree wrote:
jamesconnolly wrote:Anyone who makes negative comments on another persons appearance is an ugly person
fuck them.


I think the problem here is that I'm too ugly for him to do. So he won't let me fuck him. It's making me a little depressed.


not as depressed as you would feel if you let him
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby patate12 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:49 pm

Leela, maybe you can ask AmericanJoe if he's saved it on his account.

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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby jamesconnolly » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:49 pm

defenestrator wrote:
patate12 wrote:Ooooh, leela said F.

It wouldn't matter if defenestrator was skinny or morbidly obese if he wasn't always criticizing fat girls while showing forearms the size of gammons.


I don't criticize fat girls. And what's wrong with my forearms? They're nice!


what did you say about undertree?
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Undertree » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:51 pm

jamesconnolly wrote:
Undertree wrote:
jamesconnolly wrote:Anyone who makes negative comments on another persons appearance is an ugly person
fuck them.


I think the problem here is that I'm too ugly for him to do. So he won't let me fuck him. It's making me a little depressed.


not as depressed as you would feel if you let him


But surely someone who brags so much about his prowess would be fun to try, right?
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby defenestrator » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:52 pm

I said "pass." but then I changed it, because I didn't want to be mean. But she already saw it and quoted it.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Iolar » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:52 pm

I meant the pic of defen that iolar said shows that he's overweight.


It's somewhere in the "Pictures of Us Doing Nice Things" or whatever it's called thread. He's cropped it so it's from the neck down. He's holding a fish, I think.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Undertree » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:54 pm

defenestrator wrote:I said "pass." but then I changed it, because I didn't want to be mean. But she already saw it and quoted it.


But you were mean and that was your initial intent. And you got caught. Now suck it up buttercup because the truth is out there and you've proven what a little piece of shit you truly are.
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Postby jamesconnolly » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:55 pm

defenestrator wrote:I said "pass." but then I changed it, because I didn't want to be mean. But she already saw it and quoted it.


well
cant hang a man for that
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Postby patate12 » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:57 pm

I said "pass." but then I changed it, because I didn't want to be mean. But she already saw it and quoted it.


Are you trying to shift the onus of bitchiness?

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Postby jamesconnolly » Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:06 pm

Reading it back

its not what you said, or failure to apologise

its your bravado since

where do you get the stones, man?

nice photo, undertree
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby Chip_Oatley » Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:07 pm

That's a very cute photo

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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby defenestrator » Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:10 pm

Undertree wrote:
defenestrator wrote:I said "pass." but then I changed it, because I didn't want to be mean. But she already saw it and quoted it.


But you were mean and that was your initial intent. And you got caught. Now suck it up buttercup because the truth is out there and you've proven what a little piece of shit you truly are.


But you were mean to several people yesterday. That makes you an even bigger piece of shit, by your own reasoning.
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Re: How good looking is the Stew? [POLL]

Postby jessica_fletcher » Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:24 pm

Nah, Webs knows and admits she a grumpy bitch sometimes. I like her honesty.

You fire alarm, lie and weasel.
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