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Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby Argonheart_Po » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:15 am

Australia's first ever black head of government has been appointed in the Northern Territory.

Australians of all political viewpoints are clapping each other on the back to celebrate this victory for multiculturalism.

Of course - this being Australia - this black man is actually a white man. But we all have to pretend he is black.

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby CaptainCourageous » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:18 am

Argonheart_Po wrote:Australia's first ever black head of government has been appointed in the Northern Territory.

Australians of all political viewpoints are clapping each other on the back to celebrate this victory for multiculturalism.

Of course - this being Australia - this black man is actually a white man. But we all have to pretend he is black.

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This being Australia, we don't call Aborigines black - we say Aboriginal. Or the current word - "indigenous." So, instead of "Australia's first ever black head of government", it should read first indigenous head of government. But yes, you're right, he doesn't "look" Aboriginal. But we don't have to pretend he is Aboriginal/indigenous - he is.

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby Iolar » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:24 am

This being Australia, we don't call Aborigines black - we say Aboriginal.


An awful lot of you say "abo". But anything seems to go down there.
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby Argonheart_Po » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:29 am

This being Australia, we don't call Aborigines black


Really?

Then what country does the term 'blackfella' come from?

And what does it mean?

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby equus » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:32 am

Argon would prefer we called him a quadroon or some such.
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby Argonheart_Po » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:37 am

Argon would prefer we called him a quadroon or some such.


I don't care what you call him - you're directed to wherever the prevailing PC wind blows you.

But I'd like to be able to call him what he is - a white man - without being taken to court for saying so.

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby stringer_bell » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:46 am

Whatever. Second post on this.

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby equus » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:46 am

Argonheart_Po wrote:
Argon would prefer we called him a quadroon or some such.


I don't care what you call him - you're directed to wherever the prevailing PC wind blows you.

But I'd like to be able to call him what he is - a white man - without being taken to court for saying so.

I'll bet you $1000 no one will take you to court for saying he is a white man.
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby Bondi » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:49 am

Argon would like everyone to carry an Ausweise with their colour and racial group clearly marked on it.
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby Argonheart_Po » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:50 am

I'll bet you $1000 no one will take you to court for saying he is a white man.


Is he a white man?

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby equus » Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:19 pm

Argonheart_Po wrote:
I'll bet you $1000 no one will take you to court for saying he is a white man.


Is he a white man?

So you aren't taking the bet then?
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby Argonheart_Po » Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:24 pm

Before I consider that I think I need your opinion - is he a white man? Or maybe he is a black man?

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby bojangles » Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:37 pm

Or maybe he's both.
That fucks the moron's binary, doesn't it?
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby equus » Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:55 pm

Argonheart_Po wrote:Before I consider that I think I need your opinion - is he a white man? Or maybe he is a black man?

I'm responding to your claim you'll be taken to court for calling him a white man. Go for it. Call him a white man. Do you take the bet or not? You have form in dodging these things so I'm not holding my breath.
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby pezworld » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:50 pm

Here we go again.

Didn't Argon actually start the first OP on this recent spate of threads? About a month ago? Or was it someone else?
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby thoughtpolice » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:55 pm

Bondi wrote:Argon would like everyone to carry an Ausweise with their colour and racial group clearly marked on it.

He could take your help with that . let us review the names we've heard from you in that regard: Jap, Wog, Leb, Abo, Wop, Guido.
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby janieblack » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:25 pm

bojangles wrote:Or maybe he's both.
That fucks the moron's binary, doesn't it?


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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby Argonheart_Po » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:32 pm

Boys or girls...

It's not hard - I say he is a white man. Here in Australia we have to say he is a black man because he says he is a black man despite the fact that he is a white man.

Is that right or wrong?

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby snowgirl » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:39 pm

Why would anyone call him a black man if he's Aboriginal? North American Aboriginals don't get called black or white--they get called Aboriginal (by polite people, anyway).
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby eric84 » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:45 pm

Argonheart_Po wrote:Boys or girls...

It's not hard - I say he is a white man. Here in Australia we have to say he is a black man because he says he is a black man despite the fact that he is a white man.

Is that right or wrong?


You still haven't explained why you 'have' to call him black and whether you're willing to take that thousand dollar bet.
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby janieblack » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:59 pm

I say he is a white man


Because that is the best metric... what you think he looks like.
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby i_have_shiny_shoes » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:05 pm

I thought I'd have a quick browse of the newspapers, and I didn't find any of them calling Adam Giles - or telling others to call Adam Giles - black:





Indigenous MPs plotted to install new NT leader Adam Giles:

ABORIGINAL MPs installed Australia's first indigenous head of government Adam Giles in a partyroom coup designed to avert a rival leadership challenge.


Indigenous people applaud Adam Giles's rise:

THE elevation of Adam Giles as the nation's first indigenous leader of a state or territory was hailed yesterday as a watershed by Aboriginal leaders.




Giles named NT's new leader:

Adam Giles has become the first indigenous Australian to become a state or territory leader, after he was elected Chief Minister of the Northern Territory on Wednesday afternoon.




Historic day as Giles made new NT chief:

Adam Giles is the Northern Territory's new chief minister - and Australia's first indigenous head of government - after rolling Terry Mills from the top job.


Terry Mills dumped as NT Chief Minister:

... Once he is sworn in Adam Giles will become the first Aboriginal minister to lead a state or territory.


Indeed, searching google news using the terms "Adam Giles black" returns just one article (from The Australian) referencing race in that respect. The piece notes:

THE elevation of Adam Giles as the nation's first indigenous leader of a state or territory was hailed yesterday as a watershed by Aboriginal leaders.

They said a generation of black people would be galvanised to aspire to positions of power after Mr Giles was installed as Northern Territory Chief Minister in a partyroom coup.


However, if you read the article, you would note that all the quotes they've used from Aboriginal people don't refer to 'black' a single time, and instead they all have used either Aboriginal, indigenous, or both. Which is interesting in itself.
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby temporaryhandle » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:33 pm

OP is a wanker. Next!

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby stringer_bell » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:35 pm

Shiny Shoes - this is not consistent with Stew reality. Therefore it must be false.

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby temporaryhandle » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:45 pm

Where were all these rational people during our struggle against Stew reality, Stringer? That is my question for the day.

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby flojin » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:57 pm

Argonheart_Po wrote:Australia's first ever black head of government has been appointed in the Northern Territory.


IHSS seems to be right. I can't find any reference anywhere to this guy being black? Are you sure you read that somewhere?
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby temporaryhandle » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:59 pm

Sigh - Never mind. I'm not getting caught up in this again.

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby AntiFelix » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:01 pm

He's 6'9".
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby muthafunky » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:29 pm

Are we allowed to comment on the colo(u)r of his hair?

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby Flobster » Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:48 pm

By all means. He appears to have black hair, but who knows what product he uses? His skin appears to be a cafe con leche colour, but again, who knows what product he uses? But why would you want to comment on his hair colour when the far more (indeed only, I would have thought, from a non-Australian POV) interesting point about him is that he is indigenous.
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby CaptainCourageous » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:35 am

Argonheart_Po wrote: this black man is actually a white man.

Before I consider that I think I need your opinion - is he a white man? Or maybe he is a black man?


Many moons ago he would have been described as "having a touch of the tarbrush"

Identifying oneself as Aboriginal (or Indigenous) has nothing to do with skin colour. There's a good article here Aboriginal Identity: Who is ‘Aboriginal’?

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby muthafunky » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:44 am

The gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby Flobster » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:47 am

If you're amused by people making reasonable responses to a silly post, I envy you.
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby eric84 » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:55 am

muthafunky wrote:The gift that keeps on giving.


You haven't been reading it then
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby pezworld » Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:19 am

muthafunky wrote:The gift that keeps on giving.

Argon did start the other OP that started this series, too. Minstrel something, about a month or more ago.
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby muthafunky » Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:38 am

I'm just amazed at the bites he keeps on getting.

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby Flobster » Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:40 am

Your ideal branch would be one where no-one responded to any OP?
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby eric84 » Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:49 am

Yes, it's a sign of weakness when you respond and show how wrong the OP is. Admin wisdom
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby Steve_in_Exile » Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:55 am

So he's not "black", but is he aboriginal? According to the wiki article on him, he has aboriginal blood through his paternal grandmother, so at most 1/4 aboriginal. By my calculations, that makes him at least 3/4 white. And his parents divorced, so he actually grew up with 2 white parents--I'm not sure from what age.

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby EMG » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:17 am

snowgirl wrote:Why would anyone call him a black man if he's Aboriginal? North American Aboriginals don't get called black or white--they get called Aboriginal (by polite people, anyway).



No they don't. No one uses the term Aboriginal in North America.

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby eric84 » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:33 am

EMG wrote:
snowgirl wrote:Why would anyone call him a black man if he's Aboriginal? North American Aboriginals don't get called black or white--they get called Aboriginal (by polite people, anyway).



No they don't. No one uses the term Aboriginal in North America.


In Canada, they do. Native and Indian more common in Amerikkka
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby AntiFelix » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:33 am

I don't think any patently-ridiculous assertion has gotten so much mileage here since "The vagina is a like a self-cleaning oven."
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby EMG » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:36 am

eric84 wrote:
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snowgirl wrote:Why would anyone call him a black man if he's Aboriginal? North American Aboriginals don't get called black or white--they get called Aboriginal (by polite people, anyway).



No they don't. No one uses the term Aboriginal in North America.


In Canada, they do. Native and Indian more common in Amerikkka


Maybe, but when people talk about North America, they mean the part of it that matters.

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby eric84 » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:41 am

Your way of admitting an error, I suppose
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby AntiFelix » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:42 am

I thought they were First Nations in Canada. Did the Committee decide that this was offensive?
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby EMG » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:46 am

Yes, Eric, your 15% of the N. American population is very relevant. Especially the 15% of them who don't refer to them as First Nations or Indians anymore.

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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby Flobster » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:46 am

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In the second part of his essay, Sahlins shows that mutuality of being is a symbolic notion of belonging, not a biological connection by “blood.” Quite apart from relations of birth, people may become kin in ways ranging from sharing the same name or the same food to helping each other survive the perils of the high seas. In a groundbreaking argument, he demonstrates that even where kinship is reckoned from births, it is because the wider kindred or the clan ancestors are already involved in procreation, so that the notion of birth is meaningfully dependent on kinship rather than kinship on birth. By formulating this reversal, Sahlins identifies what kinship truly is: not nature, but culture.
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby eric84 » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:47 am

FN is generally reserved for on reserve aboriginals. Aboriginal is more all encompassing. No one takes offence to either term.
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby Flobster » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:57 am

AntiFelix wrote:I thought they were First Nations in Canada. Did the Committee decide that this was offensive?


Felix, this sneer rests on the assumption that there is a non-socially-generated "correct" term for describing groups of people. Tpat isn't the case. All descriptions of groups of peoples have social origins.
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Re: Australia's First Ever Black Leader

Postby matt_melb » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:35 am

Can one of the Americans tell me (because I can't be bothered googling) - which was the first American State to have someone with Native American heritage as Governor, and when?

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